Kung hindi ka nangako, sana ngayon hindi ako umaasa.
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Mas mabuti ng mahulog ka sa kanal, kesa mahulog ka sa taong hindi ka mahal.
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Hindi lahat nang plastic nare-recycle. Yung iba nakakausap mo pa.
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Yung feeling na akala mo ayos na kayo, pero nalaman mong pina-plastic ka lang niya.
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Zombies eat brains. Don't worry, you're safe.
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Yung moment na walang pumapansin sayo sa group chat.
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Pag...
Pag first time mong narinig yung joke you're like:
Pero pagpaulit-ulit mo nang naririnig ang joke you're like:
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Yung moment na nakatalikod ang pinaka ayaw mong teacher.
I'm like:
Pero pag harap niya I'm like:
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Yung moment na nakakita kayo nang best friend mo ng maganda/gwapo sa mall.
And we're like:
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Yung moment na ganito ang tanong sa math. y=x^3 +2x^2+4x+2.5x^(1/2)+1/3(34x^2)
And I'm like:
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Yung moment na nakalimutan mong birthday ng best friend mo.
And I'm like:
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For all the girls that say all guys are the same...
Who told you to try them all?
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Yung nakakahiyang moment na pinakilala ka nang friend mo sa isa pa niyang friend.
And I'm like:
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Alam mo mukha kang nanay...
Nanay ng magiging anak ko.
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Yung mga taong sipsip sa teacher.
Ang sarap gawin sa kanila 'to:
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Yung moment na nanonood ka nang tv kasama ang parents mo tapos may sex scene na lumabas.
And you're like:
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Facebook and Tumblr
When someone unfriends me on Facebook, I'm like:
But when someone unfollows me on Tumblr, I'm like:
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