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Vintage women being badass. You’re welcome.
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a wild egg appeared?
everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)
happy hatching!
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The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls
Girl is swept into higher society
Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller
Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff
Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)
And has awkward dinner
Quirky best friend
Mean Girls
Douche bag guy
Love
Also, Garry Marshall directed both films
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So I’m staying at a friend’s house in Boston
And in their guest room is a door.
And my first thought was closet. Just an ordinary, tiny, New England closet.
But no!
There are STAIRS in that closet!
Now where do those stairs go, you may ask?
Up to the black void attic of course.
But you know, it doesn’t seem to end there.
Because for reasons no one seems to know, this door deadbolts from inside. There’s nothing but a black void up there. Why must it lock on that side of it???
Of course, it was then that I spotted something else.
Why yes, those ARE scratch marks on the inside of the door. Which, one might think dog because they’re so low on the door (only a third of the way up).
But you know, this wouldn’t be fun if that was all there was.
That deadbolt has scratches all around it too.
Funzies!
Because guess what.
That deadbolt is five feet off the ground. And there is no dog in this house tall enough to reach it.
Pretty sure I just entered a horror film.
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Pitbulls are precious. People who dedicate their lives to hunting them down and killing them deserve to die
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*10pm*
Me: Aww Yes...time for bed, I’ve been waiting for this moment all day.
Brain: WAIT.
#can't sleep#brain#too active#help#i need sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep#i need sleep#memes#dank memes#funny memes#sleeping#beautysleep
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I can't wait
I can’t wait to see those 2 lines on a pregnancy test…
I can’t wait to see my husbands face when I tell him we finally did it, we finally got pregnant…
I can’t wait to hear the heart beat for the first time…
I can’t wait for morning sickness, fatigue, exhaustion, peeing my pants a little, and stretch marks…
I can’t wait to feel life inside of me and watch my husbands face when he feels the kick for the first time…
I can’t wait to share my story with family and friends…
I can’t wait to stop TTC…
I can’t wait to go through hours of painful labor…
I can’t wait to see those little eyes looking back at me…
I can’t wait to breastfeed for the first time…
I can’t wait to not have to worry about anything but the life in my arms…
I am so tired of waiting… waiting is all I do.
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“Do not mistake my solitude for sadness. I am at peace with my thoughts. I am at peace with myself.”
— euphhonic (via wnq-writers)
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When you decide to go to the gym with your fit friends
#gymlife#fail#gymmotivation#getf#ab workout#bands#workout#bodybuilding#perfectbody#funny memes#relateable#meme
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I live in a family of coincidences..
My mother and step-aunt share a birthday June 6th.
My stepsister shares one with my sister March 10th.
My grandmother shares one with my niece September 24th.
My husband shares one with my brother November 4th.
not done yet...
BOTH of my exes shared a birthday with someone in my family too.
One with my stepsister and sister.
The other with my mother and step-aunt.
NOW it looks like my next neice might share a birthday with her step-uncle...March 3rd.
WTFFFF
#birthday#what a coincidence#weird coincidences#coincidence? i think not#wtf is this#so weird#internet explain#thoughts
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Julia Was a Clever Girl
by reddit user IPostAtMidnight
Julia knew she was smart. She was one of those clever children, the kind of child who figures out early on that parents aren’t all-powerful and all-knowing.
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playing pokemon as a kid
playing pokemon as an adult
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When you hear your customer say “What plans do you have today?” Then when you respond you realize she wasn't talking to you....
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