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Been on a walk with a dog, had my current favourite food and a bit of magic cake and will watch my favourite Asterix movie now with my best friend
How perfect can a day be?
#this has been a perfect day#my chest cant contain the happy#personal#asterix#is absofuckinglutely best
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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I’ve searched high and low for the wonderful original post because this is amazing and deserves to be rebloged but I hope this is good enough.
As thundercrumbs said GET OFF THAT MANS FACE!
#somtimes im a but envious of biologists etc#then i remember that most have to cut up animals at uni at least once#and im glad i got around that
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#in german we say the problem is a DAU#which means dümmster anzunehmender user#which roughly translates to stupidest possible user
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are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook
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A very important reminder:
Whenever you have something very important in a weird place, but you always know where it is
Don't fucking move it
Don't clean it up
Don't put it away
You'll only remember you wanted to put it somewhere logical and you have absolutely no fucking idea where it is now
Sincerely
Someone who has just torn their flat apart at 10pm because they updated their phone thinking they remember their PIN (they didnt) and that they know where the PIN information card is (they didn't) and was only saved because their provider is king and displays your backup PIN when you log into your account on a laptop or something
#jfc#my heart is still racing#just adhd things#dont ever listen to yourself when you think oh ill remember that#you fucking wont
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i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma
this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it
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Im curious.
#look i understand its not my show to write#but i watch shows for enjoyment and not for heartbreak#so you kill someone who doesnt deserve it and i like em?#byebye#i was so mad when the dog died in midsomer murders#like why the everloving fuck
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#everytime when people at work ask me if i want to be boss one day#no#just no#i want to go home punctually and not have to think about work until im at work again#i dont want to handle people#i want to help them
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My cat realised there's a hot water bottle on my lower half, so for once she's not making biscuits on my tits
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this video always cheers me up
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