hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?

Oh Andrew…

Hey guys :) I’m Bea, from Exohypernova.

I wasn’t sure if I would post this because it’s my first ever printables pack and it has that overall design that is very very common in the studyblr comunity, and I didn’t want to post more of the same, but I had done this a while ago and thought maybe you guys would like it.

This pack contains:

✖      A habit tracker

✖      A life planner

✖      A month planner with productivity tracker

✖      A project management sheet

✖      A exam prep cheat sheet

✖      A book review page

✖      A book character review page

✖      A book tracker

✖      A glossary

✖      A task list

✖      A quotes sheet

✖      A formulas sheet

If you want to download all of them, you can click here to access my google drive folder. Also, if you have photoshop, you can download a totally editable version of those printables in this link (fonts included). ♡

joker x harley headcanons <333333

Harley takes a baseball bat to the Joker’s head, killing him instantly

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

I saw seb and I was able to speak to him so I told him how great he was in civil war and he blushes and looks down smiling like a dork and he goes "thanks so much you too" and then after a moment or two he realises what he just said and he's like "oh shit I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that--you weren't in civil war--that makes no sense I'm sorry but thank you thank you" such a dork

I CANNOT BELIEVE

A male lion scolds his son! (Source)

backstage magazine

I love him because he isn’t scared of period talks. I love him because he respects my silence. I love him because we can talk for hours and he won’t spend half the time trying to get into my pants. Or rather, he kisses me halfway and waits, and waits, and waits. I love him because he knows I need coaxing to reveal my secrets, because he never gets mad when I tell him I can’t, because the only thing he wants to change about me is my self confidence, because he understands, and even when he doesn’t, he tries. I love him because I didn’t know a person who owed you nothing could care so much, who would stay up all night just to listen to you cry, who would run three miles in the dark to kiss your eyelids even though he hates the streets at night. I love him because he never forces me into anything. Everything I choose to do, I do in my own time. I love him because the first time I complained about cramps he kissed my forehead. He’s never made a period joke in his life.

S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #231 // I wrote this about you (via blossomfully)

You know how to use one of these? Yeah, you pull the trigger. There’s a little bit more to it than that. 

Most of the CW cast: Our team is cool but the other team has strengths too :)

Sebastian Stan: Did u know Team Iron Man once MURDERED MY MOTHER

someone: hey are you okay me with no hesitation: *starts crying*

return of the jedi // the force awakens

Star Wars: The Force Awakens + hugs 

My favorite thing about Windows is how it suggests looking at online support to solve internet connectivity issues.

Thanks American Girl!