“Are you sure, sir?  It seems that Petrel has already lost his entire uniform to whatever it is that’s gotten into these people today... And Proton is down to his shirt and boxers.”  He averts his gaze, scratching at the side of his nose. No need to stare at his almost naked boss, right?

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“I still have my underwear on that has to count for something”, he put his hands on his hips, “I’ll be fine, I’m sure this nonsense will be over soon enough”

          “Sir I’m not sure whether you not being drunk is a relief or not this time.  Would you care for a blanket, though?  I have a few here in my office...”

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“At least I’m not drunk I suppose. And my feet are cold”

          “Sir, please keep your clothing on.  It is very unprofessional to remove everything in front of so many...”

          “I’ll have you know that I leave my office plenty. The workload was light this week and the Boss told me to take a break.”  He sighed, arms crossing over his chest.                “I certainly hope you’ve finished yours as well, Proton.  I’d hate to      think that you’re going off and performing executions drunk nowadays."

theinterimboss Due to the sheer amount of asks that I…

    “You actually come out to socialize? Did your computer crash or something?” A glass of whiskey in his hand, he glanced up from where he had been leaning against the arm of the couch. Seriously, when did this guy ever pull himself out of the office? It was almost like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs. 

Send “Upsy Daisy” for my muse’s reaction to being carried bridal style by yours

Send "I'd totally fuck you" my for my muses reaction to yours saying it.

Send me a ‼ to catch my character in an embarrassing situation. You specify NSFW or not.

illmakemyownpath started following you

          “So... When do I have to watch Cameron?”

▌To: The Cute Closet Girl▐

[txt]: That sounds lovely. [txt]: I... Have quite a bit of work to do today but... [txt]: Yes I’d like that very much I think I can get this done [txt]: Whenever you’re ready that is.

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TO: Archer

[TXT] Sure thing! [TXT] We can hang out later, though, if you have time. [TXT] I haven’t brought anything in yet anyway, sooo.

▌To: The Boss’ Son▐

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[txt]: OK first off I shave. Second off my hair is red which means it doesn’t show up easily on my body, dumbshit [txt]: Little boy? I’m sure I could kick your scrawny little ass, you nerd [txt]: Just try and shut me up. I dare you [txt]: My dad would beat the shit outta you if you dared to touch me. Everyone knows you’re jealous of me

[txt]: Ah yes the shaving excuse like I haven’t heard THAT one before. [txt]: And yes.  Little boy.  For fuck’s sake you’re shorter than ME and I am not a tall man. [txt]: As for shutting you up I could easily send you out of the region and just “accidentally” take your phone. [txt]: Your father has all but given Rocket to me at this point, child.  Just because you’re his son doesn’t mean that you’ll take over. [txt]: Now here’s a question, why the fuck aren’t you working hm?  Last I checked you’d been sent down to check on the recruits and the interview process.

▌To: The Boss’ Son▐

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[txt]: I’m aware this your personal number [txt]: And I bet you kept the pics to jerk it over because It’s the closest thing you’ll ever have to being able to bone my dad [txt]: Maybe if you got laid once in a while you wouldn’t be so bitchy!

[txt]: Well good for you you have basic number recognition. [txt]: And I don’t “jerk it” to pictures of boys that barely even have hair on their balls. [txt]: Strong words for a little boy, though. [txt]: Someone’s going to have to shut you up sometime.

▌To: The Boss’ Son▐

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[txt]: I usually do double check but my new touch screen is way too sensitive [txt]: I’m using my own phone, asshole. Dad would be more pissed that you kept the pics [txt]: Haha yeah right. Thirty-five year old virgin more like it!

[txt]: This is my personal number. [txt]: No I think your father would be upset that you’re exposing yourself to your supervisor. [txt]: Ah yes because calling me a virgin hurts so much. Go back to middle school, kid.

▌To: The Cute Closet Girl▐

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TO: Archer

[TXT] On one hand, it’s a little awkward, but on the other I wasn’t sending them /to/ anyone? [TXT] My phone bugged or I was sitting on it and it sent the picture. [TXT] Just… Don’t show them to anyone, okay? Especially Proton. I’m still avoiding him.  [TXT] Do you need anything else, though? I’m expecting a challenger soon. 

[txt]: Very well if... If you’re all right with that? [txt]: I would never show these to anyone so don’t worry. [txt]: There was nothing else, though. [txt]: We... Can talk later if you’d prefer.

▌To: The Cute Closet Girl▐

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TO: Archer

[TXT] Oh! Um. I dropped my phone in water on accident last week and I guess it’s acting up. Um– if you could delete those, I’d be glad unless you /want/ to keep them? [TXT] Just don’t post them anywhere, ‘kay? You’re not likely to blackmail me or anything anyway.

[txt]: You are taking this news very well, I must say. [txt]: I... Am not sure what to do with these. [txt]: On the one hand you’re quite lovely but on the other these are most certainly not meant for me.

▌To: The Boss’ Son▐

Fuck. He had not meant to send that to the blue haired Executive but it was a little too late now..

[txt]: Yeah. You’re not the one who was supposed to receive those [txt]: But I guess you can keep them if you want [txt]: I doubt you’ve ever seen a dick other than your own anyway lol

[txt]: I would suggest double checking before sending something like this. [txt]: Wouldn’t want your father knowing that you’re sending these on a team phone. [txt]: And you shut your bratty little mouth I am a thirty five year old man I have seen plenty in my time

▌To: The Cute Closet Girl▐

TO: Archer

[TXT] Huh?

[txt]: Whitney you just send me a rather… [txt]: Revealing photo. [txt]: I do not believe I was the one meant to see this.

▌To: The Tiny One▐

[txt]: ...I’m still getting used to this phone okay...

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TO: Archer

[TXT] wait did you think it wouldn’t??? i mean. that’s not good to really bet on.