tamsyn muir is good at writing manipulative characters because instead of writing mustache-twirling littlefinger clones she writes people who are actually likeable and funny.

like a lot of the time i’ll read/watch something where the protagonist gets manipulated by the most Evil Motherfucker and i’m totally checked out because i’m like why are you listening to this guy. but even though cytherea and john are obviously sinister in their own ways they are endearing and personable and you really understand why gideon/harrow & john’s lyctors respectively would want to willingly ignore the warning signs that you, the reader, can see. and it makes their manipulations infinitely more compelling!

goals

He was trying to make sure you could be horny on main and still get paid. The hero we needed not the hero we deserved.

Title: Statuette (figure) - Lumpfish Artist: Erik Nielsen Date: ca. 1896-1897 Material: porcelain Source: Museum of Applied Arts, Budapest

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

Омг кидсвап

Bats Fact #27

Whole Apple

Vintage wind-up toy bear (USSR, 1920s-30s)

it's so funny how graffiti is like a non issue that effortlessly reveals peoples' reactionary tendencies.

CAT-erpillars!

the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”

floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

So, when it rained a lot the other day the front pasture got pretty flooded and when I called the babes up for breakfast Houdini was walking around the “pond” and went to go stand on his board that he loves to stand on and it started to move and that’s the story of probably the first horse who ever surfed. 

anyways

what the fuck is rizz. tell me i’m the knife you twist inside yourself