Well one thing that makes Musk and Musk-likes so embarrassing to watch is that they are so deeply occupied with coolness as its own political spectrum.That’s a complicated bundle of desire, but not especially complex. Fundamentally, the only thing these guys care about is being cool—but the only thing they pursue is a veneer of coolness. Actually making money? Actually starting your own business? Actually being a supergenius inventor? It all pales in comparison to the sweet joy of tricking other people into thinking you’ve done all of those things. And while they’re foaming at the mouth caring extremely deeply about this, they’re also convincing themselves that coolguy Elon Musk Redditor Keanu Reeves men don’t care about anything, and are never offended, and respond to tweets with pictures of like, some guy smoking a cigar, maybe an impact font meme from 2016, to demonstrate just how little they care even as they engage in endless discourse with the WOKE SJWs. You’ll never win an argument with them. Not because they’re good at arguing, or because their points are arguable at all—it’s just the discourse equivalent of Wile E. Coyote running into a big wall painted to look like a tunnel. It’s like walking into a Hollywood building facade and critiquing the decor. There’s nothing there. They are saying Cool One-Liners and quoting Reddit statistics at you. That’s it. There’s no point in saying anything to them other than “I’m laughing at you right now” and moving on, because the Only Thing That Matters To Them Is Being Cool, and the only thing that upsets them is being told point-blank that “cool” people (if there is any objective meaning to the word) don’t throw tantrums. But because they are incapable of not doing that, and because they think their very name synonymous with the word “cool,” they will block you and descend into a deeper level of self-delusion, Dante incarnate, led by Virgil’s gentle hand into the deepest circles of hell.

Internet celebrities collapsing like Ozymandias in the desert speaks to the same desire that drove us to climb up the hot coliseum stairs and stand in packed crowds to watch heads roll. Also why wipeout is the best show of all time

This isn’t a problem in pre-show fanfiction. Presumably because book Aziraphale is serving mean librarian cunt regularly and therefor much harder to woobify. Like guys listen. This is the first and oldest queen. Yes Crowley too but I feel like fan content always makes him capital-Q Queer and Aziraphale is just. gay* man* in sweater vest. But come on. He loves Oscar Wilde. He was in a “Gentleman’s Club.” Patron Saint of drag queens probably. Patron Saint of mean gossipy gay uncles. Do you see the vision do you see it

Feel like GO fan content frequently forgets that Aziraphale is “just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing” which is a real shame because the cuntier he is the more I like himmm

Feel like GO fan content frequently forgets that Aziraphale is “just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing” which is a real shame because the cuntier he is the more I like himmm

Top the phenomena on this website: when an OP cannot stop themselves from making the world’s unfunniest quips in the middle of an otherwise interesting reblog exchange

had a dream crowley started kissing anyone who did something nice for him to prove that kissing aziraphale wasn’t that big of a deal. bro look I just kissed that guy bc he opened the door for me. it’s my new thing

I see a lot of fics that characterize Zuko as loser failboy and while I appreciate the sentiment—because he is, in spirit, a radiohead fan—the fact is he’s not bad at everything. He’s just not naturally gifted at everything. So next to his sister, Katara, Aang, and Toph, who are all inexplicably the most talented tweenagers alive, he looks kind of. average. This is also in part because, due to all the screaming etc etc, he makes everything look 10x harder than it actually is. I imagine if given the choice between picking up a language arts textbook and stranding himself in a foreign country with no aid, the latter would be his preferred method of learning a new language. He’d brute force his way through a wall instead of picking the lock on a door.

So, depending on your definition of the word, this still might qualify him as a loser, but he’s also a Jack of all trades. It’s just that the trades did not come easily, and in fact they probably came as unwillingly as it’s possible for a trade to come. because it’s Zuko. The crux of it is that he was born to fail and decided (a word which is too painless and not nearly rabid enough to describe the process) that this simply. was not an option.

Crowley is the kind of guy to order a Normal Black Coffee around Aziraphale (for the Dichotomy and the Vibe etc etc) and a light ice cinnamon dolce latte with cold foam when he’s by himself. in fact I think he invented them.

Drank two Italian cappuccinos and now I feel like I’m going to die

Getting the news from Tumblr about what happened at the end of season 2 I really felt like Bush sitting in that damn kindergarten classroom. except this is worse

I can’t do it again. I did it with Castiel Supernatural but I cannot do with Crowley I really just can’t.

Scully has been kidnapped three times. Her ex-boyfriend. A violently dangerous man and then the military itself, in one incident. And now a fetishist ‼️ Mulder almost killed like three guys over it. He tilted her head up by her chin and held her as she literally sobbed in his arms, whispered into her hair while she did it. I want to see these things RESOLVED. I want her trauma DISCUSSED. I want an even more traumatic kidnapping to OCCUR. And all you freaks care about is boring frustrated co-worker sex 👎

The problem with being into a het ship is that all the fanfic is just them having insane straight person fantasy sex

The problem with being into a het ship is that all the fanfic is just them having insane straight person fantasy sex

Swim goggle technology has not improved at all in the last ten years

The worst thing about this whole Reddit situation is that I can no longer find trustworthy top ten lists for musicians I’m trying to get into

Terrible thing to walk into the laundry room and see a man just leaning against one of the machines. Infinitely worse than that is standing outside of a bathroom while two girlbestfriends howl with laughter inside