I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend
“Oh, so you’re super politically correct huh?.. try *THIS*.
Eh eh,, see how tolerant you are now”
love these posts where tumblr tries to find the most diverse hypothetical person as a challenge to see how tolerant you are, like "are you normal about Pregnant, asexual, indigenous men who speedrun Paper Mario: the Thousand Year Door?" yeah man, just like the last guy you brought up im cool with them as long as they dont bother me.
my biggest gripe with M. Knight Shyamalan movies is that he’s *excellent* at building tension, but it feels like he doesn’t know how to resolve it in a way that’s satisfying
It’s like,, have you ever had a really disappointing orgasm?-
LIKE the tone was set, the buildup was awesome, aaaand that’s it. That’s all you get.
You TECHNICALLY finished, you can’t say you *didn’t*, but it didn’t feel like what the buildup was leading to at all. And all you can think about is what you could’ve been doing instead of jerking off