thedefinitionofabisexualpanic
Full-time bisexual disaster
*I'm secretly a dozen weasels in a skin-suit, not a human*
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UwU
*cutely curse you to dance until you die from hunger*
Hihi <3
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‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.
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A conversation I overheard between my friends today :
Friend 1 : I have finally found my ideal type.
Friend 2 : Omg who???
Friend 1 : A very handsome emotionally stumped man child with a crap ton of family issues and who also happens to be an incest baby with no self preservation skills.
Friend 2 : So.....
Friend 2 : Regulus Black?
Friend 1 : Regulus Black.
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I'm actually pansexual but I always say I'm bi because
1) it's easier to understand for people who don't know much about the LGBTQ+ community
2) I once told a friend that I like girls, guys and more while trying to explain what pansexual meant, and they asked me if I liked animals
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Every time I open my mouth to talk I flip a coin inside my head to decide whether to use my god complex or my inferiority complex to respond
It usually lends on the edge through so I end up just insulting something random
Idk mental issues I guess
#I'm way too tired for this#yes I have a god complex#yes I have an inferiority complex#I'm literally functioning on 30 minutes of sleep and four coffees#pls help#defofabipanic
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Wonder which one I am lol
Seriously though, why am I the himbo and the mean bisexual at the same time?
*Drops this and leaves*
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Spinach
I cannot stand it and I will fight you if you like it
It leaves a weird residue on your teeth and the roof of mouth, and it makes wanna throw up
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Tf?? I'm supposed to be "full of grace" and yet I trip on my own feet multiple times a day.
I call falsehood
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LOOK AT HOW ✨smoll✨ SANS IS COMPARED TO HIS BROTHER!
They're so cute I can't 😭
The UT Newsletter is pretty great…
https://twitter.com/tobyfox/status/1605014299927547904?s=20&t=EmOA01dwQr1RnNvlN8UuLw
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