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Draco tops Harry 2024 recs
Here are some of my favorite fics from @dracotops-harry 2024. Listed in alphabetical order.
All We Want Is Danger by @cassiaratheslytherpuff [9k]
Something weird was happening to Draco. It wasn’t something Harry was used to being concerned about. He’d spent most of sixth year sure that Draco was up to something, yes, but this was different. This was – something was off. Wrong. Harry had never in his life been scared of Draco. And yet, something about him had changed enough to make the hair rise on the back of Harry’s neck every time he entered a room. The feeling was only made stranger by the rush of arousal that usually came along with it.
As Per Request by @thecouchsofa [17k]
Harry’s eyes landed again on the burn mark on Malfoy’s arm, his mouth going dry in response. “I, uh, I have something to ask you.”
“Yes, I gathered that. I also thought that, by your own admission, you were fucking it up, so I’d best leave you to it.”
“It’s … certainly something to do with fucking,” Harry said, rather weakly.
Malfoy’s eyes widened, then quickly narrowed. “Are you trying to solicit me for sex, Potter?”
“Um … I won’t pay you?”
“What the fuck.”
Harry decides that it’s high time to lose his virginity, and figures that asking Malfoy is his best option. He’s fit, he won’t go to the papers, and he’ll be fine with Harry’s ‘no emotional attachment’ plan. Surely nothing could go wrong there.
I hope you enjoy these stories as much as I did!
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I’ve been reading way too many drarry fanfics :’) See which you can guess ,’:^)
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it's a beautiful day at the roman senate and you are a horrible goose
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me watching 'gratitious' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults
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“In the silence of our gaze, a universe of words is spoken."
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And part three of my drarry fanarts !
Last one was for a Teacher!AU where Draco is secretly an animagus and turns into a ferret, and only Harry realizes it (and keeps it a secret).
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j.k rowling: and ginny and harry got married and he became an auror and they lived happily ever after-
fic writers: he should be at the CLUB
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When Draco learns about muggle fashion [x]
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Hi Liv! Not sure if you do recs anymore but I read the funniest Drunk!Draco fic last night called How Draco Won Spin the Bottle (and Outed Himself in the Process) by written in ash (?) I think.
Do you have any other drunk!draco fics? I may have developed a new obsession
Haha I love this ask! Drunk Drarry is always fun, here are some favourites:
Tastes Like Soap by InnerLilith (E, 4.6k)
Harry goes to the foam party hoping to finally have casual sex. Draco goes to the foam party expecting yet another night of casual sex. Harry and Draco do not have casual sex.
Born Slippy by dracoladon (E, 8k)
Harry finds that it's less 'one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor' and more 'one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, decide Malfoy's quite fit, actually, and decent company after your friends traitorous abandonment, floor.' With Malfoy lying next to you.
Ferocious Determination, Insufficient Deliberation, and a Slightly Wrong Destination by Faith Wood (E, 9.5k)
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter.
Tales of Apparation Gone Awry by @thecouchsofa (E, 12k)
These are the things Draco has recently learned:
1: Don’t apparate while drunk or you’ll end up in Potter’s living room without fail. 1a: This is a Big Problem. 2: Draco is unable to keep his mouth shut while drunk. 3: Pansy is a shite friend. 4: Potter has nice thighs. 5: Draco maybe possibly doesn’t mind his apparation problem as much as he lets on. 5a: Potter doesn’t seem to mind much either
One Night at the Leaky by birdsofshore (T, 12k)
Harry should have known better than to accept a drunken dare. Especially when Malfoy was sitting right there, looking like that and wearing those bloody tight trousers.
Party of Two by fireflavored (E, 13k)
Drinking, sex, and a total misreading of the concept of fuck buddies.
Mixed Drinks and Crossed Wires by @korlaena (E, 16k)
Draco is a handsy drunk. Harry is okay with it, really. They’re friends, so it doesn’t mean anything.
Vanilla and Sweet Spices by FleetofShippyShips (E, 20k)
After the others leave an eighth year party, Harry still has the rum he snagged off Dean. But the only person left to drink it with is Draco Malfoy.
Take You Home by @lqtraintracks (E, 26k)
Everybody’s a little fucked up after the war, Draco especially. What starts as hate sex after a night out, eventually turns into something else, something more like comfort. And even though his friends all tell Harry he’s just being used, all Harry’s doing is making sure Draco gets home in one piece. He’s not falling helplessly in love.
Starts With a Spin by Maxine (E, 120k)
It started with the spin of a bottle, and now Harry and Draco have gotten themselves so far into their own game there's almost no way out again. Except to keep playing.
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Just opened my fic document and found this
Thanks, past me. Incredibly helpful.
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i always forget that people use "just some guy" as an insult because to me it is a neutral to vaguely positive descriptor if not a term of endearment
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I just really, reallyyy wanted to draw Draco being obsessed with the X Files lol
So heads up, I will continue drawing the Harry & Draco watching X files comic strips. If you want to follow this comic series tag, its → The Truth is out There
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