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the-us-navy-offical · 2 days

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HIIIIII BITCHES

i have a plan to take down france, they say they have full control, but they clearly don't, we can still see the real frances words and comments, there is still a chance to save them.

watch yourself @france-unofficial, it'll be a mistake if you don't.

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the-us-navy-offical · 2 days

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i want you

I have a wife

#us navy #us navy official #asks

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the-us-navy-offical · 4 days

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charming furry gay

I love gay furries

#us navy #us navy official #asks

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the-us-navy-offical · 7 days

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THANK YOU

Happy Birthday @the-us-navy-offical !

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the-us-navy-offical · 8 days

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USA USA USA

FUCK THE PINK!!!!

SECOND AMERICAN REVOLUTION TIME!!!!

BECOME

U

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A

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the-us-navy-offical · 8 days

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FUCK THE PINK!!!!

SECOND AMERICAN REVOLUTION TIME!!!!

BECOME

U

S

A

#us navy #us navy official

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the-us-navy-offical · 8 days

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The us navy when our fucking millstrips break AGAIN

#us navy #us navy official

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the-us-navy-offical · 10 days

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Apple jc and roku are all going insane

@apple-unofficial @totally-roku-tv @truly-jcjenson

WHATS HAPPENING

#us navy #us navy official #asks

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the-us-navy-offical · 11 days

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my name is @the-official-roman-empire

will you join me to rebuild our beautiful empire?

OF COURSE!!!

#us navy #us navy official #asks

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the-us-navy-offical · 13 days

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hello stepson

Hello?

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the-us-navy-offical · 13 days

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hello there I'm apple who are you ^^

@apple-unofficial

hi im the us navy your father

#us navy #us navy official #asks

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the-us-navy-offical · 14 days

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Reblog to destroy France

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the-us-navy-offical · 15 days

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You should join the navy

Should I take a really cold shower so that I get Hypothermia and die or should I take a really hot shower so that I boil alive and die

wut

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the-us-navy-offical · 16 days

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oh uh a while ago Roku said I’m their cousin; so apparently one of ur kids is my parent? so uh yeah there’s tha

-@official-fedex

Hmmmm

CHILDREN

which one of you is @official-fedex ‘s parent

#asks #us navy #us navy official

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the-us-navy-offical · 16 days

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hello dad I see your at war with the French so how would you like it if I stopped sending my products there

@apple-unofficial

Yeah fuck the French they aren’t even real

#us navy #us navy official #asks

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the-us-navy-offical · 18 days

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hello, parent mine. would you perchance be free for/interested in a father-child bonding experience such as shooting missiles and delightfully seasoned fried chicken at the french and or the british? i have heard such things to be beneficial to fostering close relationships with ones relatives

-@k-f-c-official

(also would u mind turning on anon asks? fine if not i get it u can never be too careful)

That sounds lovely

And yes, sorry, I thought I had them on

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the-us-navy-offical · 19 days

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Take my boats.

Can I please have explosives?

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