TW for blood

Stayed up way too late drawing my boys & am too tired to think of a caption rn, but wanted to post anyway ✌️

Leo Valdez would FUCKING HATE haircuts.

the only thing that calms him down while getting one is listening to the buzzing of the razor.

PERCY: Grover, you know how I went to the pharmacy to pick up Annabeth and I's ADHD meds?

GROVER: Yeah...

ANNABETH: Well, they're all out for the next six days.

PERCY: So fun week ahead!

GROVER: Nope, I'm moving out.

ANNABETH: Nuh uh, through sickness and health, buddy!

GROVER: We're not married!

"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

Detroit Become Human

actually your characters should be pure wish fulfillment and your writing should be entirely self indulgent and it should all be very, incredibly, undeniably horny.

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via @deadskink

When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

idk man the nervous system makes me kinda nervous

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

travis: blood lust but i'm not lusting for blood, i'm lusting for you when you're covered in that blood ;) katie: katie: trav please we're at a counselor's meeting drew, eating popcorn: no, go on

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever