Me at 2am

can’t get over how fucked the three city blocks of Baldur's Gate we explore is. vampire den, mummy lord, hag lair, no less than two cults, haunted mansion, a demon lord whoring it up, evil clowns. is the rest of the city normal. why do they have a Spirit Halloween district.

Why aren’t you willing to sacrifice your own life

HOW TO END THE CYCLE 😭😭😭

fairy red panda

"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time

So just netflix then

(This is part of a series btw!)

life with a tressym

Someone in one of my Gale groups shared this Minsc dialogue that I had no idea existed. Not sure where it comes from or if it’s even in the game anymore.

In case you’re wondering if the BG3 writers believe that Mystra is a pr3dat0r, here’s your evidence.

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

Today's Seal Is: SNIFFSNIFFSNIFF

No, no, you misunderstood me. The best trope isn't the villain gets the girl, the best trope is the girl gets the villain.

Maximum security

Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

Things that tip me off about someone being In Too Deep /lh

- Calling the Phantom of the Opera “Erik”

- Calling Kylo Ren “Ben”

- Calling Batman “Bruce”

- Calling Yami Yugi “Atem”

Like these are all widely known popular characters but if you're on first name basis with them? Oh you LIKE like them