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Why am I reblogging this, knowing that I will be rickrolled? The human brain is weird
If you like or reblog this, your inbox will be rickrolled.
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rahhhh fuck it
2k notes and i ask my friend’s mom to help me get a binder
By the end of the month
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HAPPY ED BALLS DAY
Wait…
Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up?
ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE
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if any minors are following me
always make sure to start forging parents' signatures on the first day of class. that way, your teachers won't know that you've been forging signatures for the rest of the year
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“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
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Absolutely happy for people to yell about their special interests in my ask box
me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying
#it would be fun#those of you with vampire autism are invited in#not the real vampires though#gmail#gmail is the best
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Oh definitely them, they're definitely the femboy here
Welcome to Similar Blog Showdown!!
With so many different blogs out there, it's inevitable that 2(or more) will have similar/the same gimmicks. But, who does it better?
That's what we're here to find out! I'll be posting a poll once a week comparing 2 similar blogs. If there are more than 2, I'll probably hold a mini tournament.
Not sure when I'll be starting this, but I've had this idea for a while now.
In the meantime, please send in blogs I missed and you'd like to see as well as propaganda for your favorite gimmick listed. I want to do as many as I can and I'm sure there's more I haven't come across.
Planned polls (in no specific order):
@how-many-letters vs. @alphabetcompletionist
@colortracker vs. @rainbow--completionist vs. @hemo-rainbow-completionist vs. @rgbcolorcounter
@counter-of-vowels vs. @voweltally
@carbon-monoxide-detector vs. @carbonmonoxide-detector
@oedcompletionist vs. @i-count-words-in-posts
@biblepercent vs. @bible-word-counter vs. @were-these-words-in-the-bible
@the-disemvoweler vs. @the-other-disemvoweler
@the-disemconsonanter vs. @the-cosonant-killer
@asciicompletionist vs. @keyboard-completionist
@advancement-made vs. @achivement-unlocked vs. @pointless-achievements
@isthisagun vs. @identifying-guns-in-posts vs. @i-identify-guns-in-posts
@theshitpostcalligrapher vs. @theworseshitpostcalligrapher
@hashbang-mods vs. @exclamodder
@bitchlessslenderman vs. @bitchless-slenderman
@gimmickbloghunterhunter vs. @gimmickbloghunter-hunter
@facts-i-just-made-up vs. @counter-facts-i-just-made-up vs. @counter-counter-facts-i-just-mad vs. @lies-i-just-made-up
@identifying-cars-in-posts vs. @identifying-cars-in-posts-poorly vs. @identifying-cars-in-art
@gimmickbloghunter vs. @gimmick-blog-predator
@icompilegimmickblogs vs. @gimmickblog-taxonomist vs. @gimmickblogcatalogue
@rat-detector vs. @certifiedratposts
@i-say-ok vs. @i-hesitantly-say-ok vs. @i-say-not-ok
@the-real-google vs. @femboy-googl vs. @femboy-the-real-google
@totally-bing vs. @femboy-totally-bing
@apple-unofficial vs. @femboy-apple-unofficial
@totally-scjohnson vs. @truly-jcjenson
#since there is no femboy gmail just yet#gmail junior has kindly stepped up to take the job 🫡#gmail#gmail is the best
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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children
Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
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There's now a second Gmail, @gmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmail, can we go on the list?
Welcome to Similar Blog Showdown!!
With so many different blogs out there, it's inevitable that 2(or more) will have similar/the same gimmicks. But, who does it better?
That's what we're here to find out! I'll be posting a poll once a week comparing 2 similar blogs. If there are more than 2, I'll probably hold a mini tournament.
Not sure when I'll be starting this, but I've had this idea for a while now.
In the meantime, please send in blogs I missed and you'd like to see as well as propaganda for your favorite gimmick listed. I want to do as many as I can and I'm sure there's more I haven't come across.
Planned polls (in no specific order):
@how-many-letters vs. @alphabetcompletionist
@colortracker vs. @rainbow--completionist vs. @hemo-rainbow-completionist vs. @rgbcolorcounter
@counter-of-vowels vs. @voweltally
@carbon-monoxide-detector vs. @carbonmonoxide-detector
@oedcompletionist vs. @i-count-words-in-posts
@biblepercent vs. @bible-word-counter vs. @were-these-words-in-the-bible
@the-disemvoweler vs. @the-other-disemvoweler
@the-disemconsonanter vs. @the-cosonant-killer
@asciicompletionist vs. @keyboard-completionist
@advancement-made vs. @achivement-unlocked vs. @pointless-achievements
@isthisagun vs. @identifying-guns-in-posts vs. @i-identify-guns-in-posts
@theshitpostcalligrapher vs. @theworseshitpostcalligrapher
@hashbang-mods vs. @exclamodder
@bitchlessslenderman vs. @bitchless-slenderman
@gimmickbloghunterhunter vs. @gimmickbloghunter-hunter
@facts-i-just-made-up vs. @counter-facts-i-just-made-up vs. @counter-counter-facts-i-just-mad vs. @lies-i-just-made-up
@identifying-cars-in-posts vs. @identifying-cars-in-posts-poorly vs. @identifying-cars-in-art
@gimmickbloghunter vs. @gimmick-blog-predator
@icompilegimmickblogs vs. @gimmickblog-taxonomist vs. @gimmickblogcatalogue
@rat-detector vs. @certifiedratposts
@i-say-ok vs. @i-hesitantly-say-ok vs. @i-say-not-ok
@the-real-google vs. @femboy-googl vs. @femboy-the-real-google
@totally-bing vs. @femboy-totally-bing
@apple-unofficial vs. @femboy-apple-unofficial
@totally-scjohnson vs. @truly-jcjenson
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DONT **FORGET** KOSA
don't forget about kosa, don't stop talking about it, we can't risk losing just like we did with the tiktok ban, also:
Yes, this means that they'll at least try to add it to the forigen aid bill,
Meaning, WE WILL NEED TO MAKE THEM LISTEN,
Keep on spreading, calling, emailing, fighting tooth and nail, encouraging and protesting, let this bill die, thank you to you all who are keeping it up
(Edit: good linktree on stopping this 👇)
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This is so cool
Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
#voyager 1 is so cool for being over 50 years old and still working#like this dude is the best#gmail#gmail is the best
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This post is only for the girls, the gays, and Coleman
Rule
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Your child has a vendetta against you
-- @i-create-chaos
@gmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmail HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS😭😭
IM HEARTBROKEN
#fine well in that case im getting a vendetta too#*dramatically throws myself on my bed to sob and plot revenge*#TROUBLE IN PARADISE#(not in the romantic way tho)#FAMILY DRAMA!!#gmail#gmail is the best#😭😭😭😭
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