All I’m saying is they were already set up to have some crazy prison sex…

i cannot figure out what this is referencing exactly (another ask???) but prison sex is a fun sexy trope so feel free to elaborate if you see this anon

cock shame but with MASSIVE cock

hugo is like lol this fucking dumbass bitch probably has a tiny cock then he sees varian naked and he's like holy fucking shit

proceeds to bully him for the outrageously massive swinging meat hog between his legs

varian gets bottom surgery but its not bc of trans dysphoria its bc hugo wont shut up about his MEAT HOG ALSKDJFALSKDF WHY DID YOU CALL IT THAT

nsfw//

Ok so like it was noted (implied) in official Hugo stuff that he's experimented and slept around a good amount before Varian. But I feel like Varian is the first person to really make him like. A gay disaster. Weak in the knees etc. Sure he's slept with other people but he wasn't really attached and it was always kind of just for the fuck not the person.

So when he's with Varian he gets flustered easily even just by teasing. He's down bad no clue what to do with himself. And he does not realize how horrendously touch starved he is. umm yea i don't wanna make this super long in ur inbox LOL but yeah basic gist <3

Y E S oh my GOD you understand me!! That SLUT that WHORE that WOMAN OF THE NIGHT meets the bisexual angee twink and goes WHAT 😳‼️I want THAT ONE!! and then doesn't know what to do about it bc all of his ways are the way of the whore and wooing Varian isn't going to work that way! And Varian is sooo touchy and silly with him and finally has a guy friend his age for the first time and when he finds out that Hugo turns beat read when he's embarrassed, Varian goes out of his way to tease him to death.

my hot take is that modern au varian and hugo watched the owl house and amphibia and hated them

hello :0 is vat7k a thing people like still

i don't know where this would take place in the story but i thought varian having his staff was a necessity ofc :D im not the biggest fan of hugo's design so i tried something based off other art i've seen, buttttt im still not super sure of it aha

i used this screencap from the show as a reference!

uhhhhhhhh speedpaint process underneath yeauhhhhh thank uuu~~

@saintmichale fr i ate it and went into a carb coma

ok fine i’m gonna post the horny asks tonight

ok fine i’m gonna post the horny asks tonight

hugo with a hot pink strap

MAKE ME FAG

btw when i hit 69 posts im deleting this blog submit wisely

ok fine i’m gonna post the horny asks tonight

HA

btw when i hit 69 posts im deleting this blog submit wisely

Hugo likes kneeling for Varian

It's not always sexual, but it frequently is, and he really believes Varian deserves to be worshipped and what better way to prove devotion than to kneel? Bonus points if he SWEARS he'd never kneel for ANYONE to other people, because Varian knows. And he brings it up next time they're in the bedroom.

Subby Hugo my fucking beloved?? It starts out because he has to get down on his knees for Varian to like patch him up or something and it activates something in his brain. He keeps on finding reasons to do it until Varian catches on, who then absolutely seduces Hugo into like. Idk sucking his cock or eating his pussy (whatever flavor of Varian you prefer).

A) Fandom was created by adults FOR adults, B) minors are not an oppressed minority C) it's a parents job to monitor what their child is doing, not an internet stranger writing Steven Universe smut, D) I cannot emphasis this enough, but children are coming into adult spaces when they're accessing fandom on Tumblr/Twitter/AO3.

Hope this helps.

If you're in a fandom of children's show, please note that you're in a children's space.

This show was designed for them and the fans are mostly their age. They're not invading your spaces, you've entered theirs. So try to keep your fanfics age appropriate and if you really can't do that keep it in a space for adults only.

And listen to children's voices, if they don't like how you're portraying children or their shows take that into account. It's always important to listen to an oppressed group about their representation and culture.

For example there's an actual problem where bronies have kind of ruined people's childhoods and exposed children to things they were not ready to see yet through their fanfics and art. Especially if the characters are children and like kids are seeing the characters they relate too, idk, fighting zombies to the death or something.

Taking a children's space and dumping 18+ content into it is not cool, they hardly have anything anyway. So just mind the boundaries, be respectful and enjoy your favorite shows.

HUGO MY BELOVED

so we all agree that he's crazy flexible right?

If only you could see the amount of art I have for the Hugo Working Girl Au

HELPPPP PLSSS well send the drama bestie

tumblr really wanted me to see you kicking the hornets nest ig

tumblr really wanted me to see you kicking the hornets nest ig