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the-prequal · 19 days
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Today I learned it would take a car continuously travelling 100mph a little over a hundred years to get to the sun.
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the-prequal · 19 days
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I mean, we still have national parks. Fucking Republicans and their policies that don't stop right away...
Whose idea was the UN?
Why are people acting like another Trump administration couldn't possibly have any lasting consequences, when we're still dealing with the aftermath of the Reagan administration now.
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the-prequal · 23 days
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Kitty says thanks for the rescue, bye bye now
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the-prequal · 23 days
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My brain last night. Wtf is wrong with me?
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the-prequal · 29 days
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Don’t get your girl pregnant if you’re not ready to shave her legs and clip her toenails when she’s in the third trimester and can’t see or reach below her belly anymore
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the-prequal · 30 days
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Would this be a good time to bring up Kathy Griffin, or..?
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@weissmann11: "Trump is out on bail in 4 criminal cases. He posted a photo of the president bound, gagged, and shot. Threatening a president is a federal crime and also a violation of bail release conditions. Time for courts to act."
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the-prequal · 1 month
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This song exists (or just about)
Featuring Charlie reprising his role as the Devil (on the fiddle) and Johnny Cash as the Narrator.
(plus some other people providing voices for the characters of Johnny and the Devil, but I can't remember who and can't be bothered to look it up)
https://youtube.com/shorts/b1DrFI2W9zY?si=fBAR9DUlCcnCookf
Do I want to know
poor Johnny
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the-prequal · 1 month
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I will say, to play devil's advocate just a tad, I have had a guy tell me to name 5 songs by a band whose shirt I was wearing (Queen).
Also, I'm a guy.
The guy was genuinely bothered by the idea of people wearing shirts of bands without knowing their music
But even that was different, because I knew the guy.
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Solid advice!
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the-prequal · 1 month
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USAmericans will see the word burger then just black out and hit reblog
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the-prequal · 2 months
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the-prequal · 2 months
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While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,
As of some one gently flapping, flapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some fairy,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door—
            Only this and nothing more.”
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the-prequal · 2 months
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the-prequal · 2 months
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To be fair... How many Republicans even go into Sociology?
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the-prequal · 2 months
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"true millennial" also.
The elitism of "I'm a better member of my mostly arbitrarily defined generation"
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the-prequal · 2 months
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