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the-melody-pokemon · 9 days

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This multiverse shit is getting out of hand

Y'all

I'm so fuckin cooked it's so over

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the-melody-pokemon · 13 days

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"Thanos" seems like kind of a weird name for a helicopter brand.

Then again most human brand names look weird to me.

There's this weird purple guy with a golden hand and a helicopter hanging around central park.

anyone know what his deal is?

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the-melody-pokemon · 16 days

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Venom's name makes no sense. He's not venomous. He isn't even poisonous. He just bites people in half. It's false advertising, I tell you.

#pokemon #meloetta #meloetta's marvel misadventures #venom #i am aware that i'm possibly antagonizing a very dangerous individual but i'm a legendary pokemon i think i can handle him

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the-melody-pokemon · 21 days

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So!

I have figured out that Hoopa did not, in fact, send me to Castelia City, but instead some place called "New York" in a completely different universe that's full of people with superpowers and doesn't have any Pokémon!

The smart thing to do would probably be to ask a superhero for help.

The fun thing to do would be to become a D-list supervillain and annoy people enough that they send me home so they don't have to put up with me anymore!

Anyway, if anyone needs me I'll be spending the next two hours psychically broadcasting the lyrics to Wonderwall into every mind at the Daily Bugle building on loop.

#pokemon #meloetta #marvel #daily bugle #meloetta's marvel misadventures

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the-melody-pokemon · 28 days

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the-melody-pokemon · 28 days

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Well, unless it's a Houndoom. I don't know Relic Song so that doesn't. usually go well

do yuo reimburse people after stealing their groceries and crushing their cars.

no????

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the-melody-pokemon · 28 days

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Or you could fistfight somebody's dog, that usually works for me.

do yuo reimburse people after stealing their groceries and crushing their cars.

no????

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the-melody-pokemon · 28 days

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...Why is that shiny man on stilts?

Alright, finally have a signal again!

So, I ran into Hoopa and things got really complicated for a while but the good news is that I am no longer lost in the woods! I'm now in Castelia city!

...At least I think it's Castelia.

Some of the buildings look a little weird and I don't recognize the street names...

Eh, I was probably just lost longer than I thought.

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the-melody-pokemon · 28 days

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Neil my dude, after showing my mother season one of Good Omens and my dad seeing a bit of it I mentioned you also wrote Coraline and either my mom or dad (don't remember which one said it) said you must have been a weird kid.

Could you please confirm or deny whether or not you were a Weird Kid™?

I was a weird kid.

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the-melody-pokemon · 28 days

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Alright, finally have a signal again!

So, I ran into Hoopa and things got really complicated for a while but the good news is that I am no longer lost in the woods! I'm now in Castelia city!

...At least I think it's Castelia.

Some of the buildings look a little weird and I don't recognize the street names...

Eh, I was probably just lost longer than I thought.

#pokemon #meloetta #hoopa

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the-melody-pokemon · 2 months

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recently I discovered that Kawayoo, one of my all-time favorite Pokemon TCG artists, has some art of Loudred floating around and it's the best thing I've ever seen