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the-maw-consumes · 17 days

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messy sketch forehead kiss is a go

#good omens #good omens fanart #nothing better than procrastinating on studying to make me make art #honestly this was healing #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens 2

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the-maw-consumes · 17 days

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thanks for the tag!!

i swear, i have a running queue of songs always in my head so this was hard but:

whiskey and ritalin - fair to midland

november - psychedelic crumpets

still life - sitcom

and absolutely no pressure tags: @hello7there @rainforestferns @no-luscinia-no-amore

✨️🎶ASK TIME🎶✨️

3 songs that have been in you head in the past 3 days like an EARWORM... I'll go first!!

1) too sweet by hozier (this is laced with smth idk)

2) get him back olivia rodrigo

3) beautiful things by benson boone

copy this ask / tag 10 of your followers <333 no pressure :))

Ah ty for ask alims! <3

3 songs that have been in my head:

Home - Edward sharp & the magnetic zeros

Say you won't let go - James Arthur

Ocean eyes - Billie Eilish

Tagging w no pressure loves x (+ anyone who just wants to join in)

@viivdle @annamatix @chaiichait @kazbrekkersfedoraaintgotshitonme @oomens-eyeball @cookieswithforksandknifes @his-littlefox @jesyverse @rabbitholessk @darlingod

SORRY IF YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN TAGGED

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the-maw-consumes · 25 days

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Silverwanderingcrow booped you!

Boop them back

the-maw-consumes sent you a SUPER boop

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the-maw-consumes · 26 days

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i cannot emphasise how much the booping fried my brain yesterday i genuinely could not concentrate on anything else

#it's taken me about 10x as long to do anything because of them #i loved the boops but man oh man my brain's gone

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the-maw-consumes · 26 days

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we could've been...boops.

#boop #boop o meter #good omens #my fingers feel the aching absence of the boop button.#a ghost limb of every post #what am i going to do with myself now #so many battles to be won...#so many users to be booped...

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the-maw-consumes · 26 days

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me @ unsuspecting tumblr users blogging in peace

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the-maw-consumes · 26 days

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me @ unsuspecting tumblr users blogging in peace

#good omens #boop #boop o meter #the amount of serotonin the boop button has given me cannot be measured #the power of the boop is unthinkable

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the-maw-consumes · 29 days

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i'm gonna forgot how to draw before i can stop studying, please just let me draw aziracrow in peace

#i'll have like a day free and realize that taking that day just put me behind like 3 days and haksjhjkfhalsjfaskjfas #frustration becomes me

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the-maw-consumes · 1 month

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height of the golden age of piracy, crowley is off swashbuckling with some pirates (sowing some chaos, of course), aziraphale is probably trapped on a royal ship somewhere because heaven deemed it Necessary (there's not a lot of variety to cuisine in the middle of the sea, really) --

queue aziraphale's ship being boarded by pirates and, really, who else would find him but crowley? who, of course, takes aziraphale "prisoner" to preserve his "image" etc etc (aziraphale, of course, can escape at any moment but.. does he really want to?)

hijinks ensue. pining is a fact of life. the quandaries of morality.

#bless #onto the tbr list this goes!

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the-maw-consumes · 1 month

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height of the golden age of piracy, crowley is off swashbuckling with some pirates (sowing some chaos, of course), aziraphale is probably trapped on a royal ship somewhere because heaven deemed it Necessary (there's not a lot of variety to cuisine in the middle of the sea, really) --

queue aziraphale's ship being boarded by pirates and, really, who else would find him but crowley? who, of course, takes aziraphale "prisoner" to preserve his "image" etc etc (aziraphale, of course, can escape at any moment but.. does he really want to?)

hijinks ensue. pining is a fact of life. the quandaries of morality.

#good omens #if this is already out there i would absolutely sacrifice a limb for it. maybe two (please please please---#but otherwise i've just gotta get it out of my head #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens through the ages #the greatest mistake of my life was halting my production of fanfiction at the wee age of 11 #i could've actually been able to produce a story by now without floundering but alas #now i am forced to live with life's greatest questions floating around my head never to be conceived #those questions of course being what aziracrow would be like as pining pirates and such like

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the-maw-consumes · 1 month

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stip steppin

#he's up to no good #good omens #bildad the shuhite #crowley

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the-maw-consumes · 1 month

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okay final one i swear,

aziracrow as miss spink and miss forcible

#in other words- old lesbians #childhood obsession with coraline go brr #my brain tells me it's either warlock or muriel being coraline here but i think that question needs 3 years contemplation #good omens #good omens fanart #ineffable wives #ineffable spouses #aziracrow #don't mind the background I had to finish this before I could force myself to do work I actually need to do

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the-maw-consumes · 1 month

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okay but south downs cottage outsider point of view, aziraphale will talk anyone's ear off about crowley without them saying a word--shopkeeps, neighbors, a dog he ran into on a walk, you name it, chances are they know about crowley.

the problem: a third of them think crowley's a snake, a good amount probably think he's a husband who's kind and wonderful and a lover of gardens, an angel on the earth; and the rest definitely think he's a woman, sarcastic and so kind, but don't let her hear you say that

they're all right, but it is a chaos I think crowley (husband, wife, snake, everything in between) would live for if they all happened to meet

#good omens #I'm a sucker for outsider povs #good omens 2 #south downs cottage #ineffable husbands #genderfluid crowley #basically aziracrow version of dean's coworkers vs the heteronormative agenda by cowboydeanwinchester #because that's absolutely one of my favorite outside pov fics #aziracrow

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the-maw-consumes · 1 month

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