the-greatest-fool
god’s greatest fool
a college student in his twenties. nerd about math, law, economics, philosophy, art, TV, music, poetry—isn’t life cool?i write on occasion about my feelings okay
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two bros, both alike in sexuality
in a hot tub, where we lay our scene
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enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar
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my entire life my father has been telling me ‘’as a joke’’ that to be a man you have to fight your father at some point and someday i’m going to knock him on his ass and he’ll realize he’s not funny
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Watching some of the supplements to the pink flamingos criterion and this performer in the movie, Elizabeth Coffey was pre-op while filming, and if you’ve seen the movie you know she famously or infamously exposes herself on camera. Fast forward 50 years to a retrospective of John waters in 2022 in a Baltimore art museum, and I guess they’d made their bathrooms gender neutral somewhat recently and also named the bathrooms after John waters. So John invited Elizabeth Coffey who is also still alive and an advocate for trans seniors to come and be the first person to piss in their newly gender neutral bathrooms lol which seems like a very John waters thing to do lol
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ok, there's a famous meme in brazil about house md and i don't know if there is an english version for this meme, so i'll try to translate as best i can:
every episode of house md is like
> the patient arrives the hospital.
> the patient is a prostitute or a religious fanatic.
> dr. house attends the patient. she's very sick.
“dr. house, we don't know what to do!! she's bleeding from her eyes!!”
“do the exams, you idiot”
> dr. house will talk with the patient.
“you're stupid. fuck you.”
“dr. house, i hate youuu!! please heal meeee!!”
> cameron, chase and foreman come back to the room.
“dr. house, all the exams were negative. she's gonna die in 2 hours if we do nothing!! will be game over for her.”
“hmmm... game over... oh, there's a gameboy in her ass, that's the problem!”
“dr. house, you're an idiot, but we will check if there really is a gameboy in her ass.”
> they found the gameboy in her ass.
“oh my god, dr. house!! you were right. how did you know that?”
“the gameboys pikachu edition released in 1997 had an iodine-based battery, which if inserted in the butt makes your eyes bleed”
> the patient, cured, enters in the room.
“i was wrong about you, dr. house”
“fuck you, you're a whore! life is pain!!”
> dr. house go to lunch and flirt with dr. wilson <3
> the end.
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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.
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i dont think ive felt love in a while. we used to lean over books, tracing each line as we searched for the answers. we used to hold hands in the darkest of winters, keeping each other warm when we only had each other. we used to fight. we used to debate. we used to accept each other. we used to share our dreams. we used to share how lost we felt with each other.
you were the only thing i loved. ever since the music stopped, the libraries shut down, and the walls sealed—you were my good thing.
and i lost you just like the easiest art in the world.
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me when i was in my dumb teen era wishing my gamer bro would play something else
“Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto” the tortured poet screams
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