...🧍.. hey..

Guys I haven’t been on tumble in a while and I genuinely don’t know who tf I follow😭 like is this the regular homepage or what how does this damned site work😭👹✨🏳️‍🌈🤪🐱💃💀

can you trigger tag bisexuality please

no but i can fuck both your parents

Why am I crying 👁💧👄💧👁❔

sorry but the thought of premium funny posts on this site is just unfathomable to me.... you genuinely expect me to give $4.99 to someone just so i can see three posts of theirs in a row that read like “i wish i was gurgling young al pacinos cock rn” and “do you think sufjan stevens and jesus christ ever explored each other’s bodies” and “adam sandler in click (2006) is a girlboss”. for $4.99. you must be drinking pesticide like tap water

heres the thing tho: this site is pretty much dead. almost a good chunk of the userbase went to twitter or elsewhere (or left social mediea altogether like brave soilders). so how much is tumblr excepting to make off this shitty subscription? a penny and two quarters?

Someone’s gonna try to paywall fanfiction about Loki and summon the demon mouse to shut down all of tumblr😩🪦💀

In light of the recent PostPlus nonsense tumblr is trying to pull, here's a reminder that monetization of fanfiction can lead you to legal trouble. On Ao3 it's against the TOS to even mention any money-sending site at all because of the conditonal protection they offer.

Putting your entire fanfiction blog behind a paywall is like pointing a neon sign saying "please sue me". I bring this up specifically because tumblr mentioned fanfiction in the post that they made and that is going to leave a lot of people misinformed.

Remember: Do NOT paywall your fanworks.

And rest assured, my blog will never be pay-to-read, even if this weren't a fanfiction blog. I think the whole thing is ridiculous.

Rip🙏🪦

some dumbass on here with a hubris of intergalactic proportions is gonna paywall a loki gifset and it'll take disney exactly 23 seconds to shut down tumblr forever with no warning. we'll all be left in scattered post-apocalyptic digital communities of people we keep in touch with outside of this hellsite, picking our way through the wreckage. grieving the loss of years and years of content, whether carefully curated and tagged, or a wild, eclectic delightful stream. trying to adjust emotionally to the reality of completely homogenized, virtually interchangeable social media platforms. failing. asking ourselves again and again, senselessly, 'where am i supposed to go for depressed gay shitposting now, fucking twitter??' with only fading echoes for an answer.

Me being in denial👆😩

self undiagnosing there's nothing wrong with me

yall said “i cant believe this site is free” too many times

Yes

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

..your point is ??

do you wonder if the five guys who started five guys burgers and fries ever explored each other’s bodies

the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go

"Always follow your dreams, because I will always follow you"

~ur shadow.. or stalker.. who knows.. wait.. maybe your Shadow is your stalker... Hmm....

big gay I am