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the-crab-placer · 3 months
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Hey i just woke up what the happ is fuckening
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the-crab-placer · 5 months
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I have placed several live crabs in your bathtub
do you like crabs
Crabs are okay! Why do you ask?
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the-crab-placer · 6 months
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Yes.
Like it or not
people do miss you.
HELL YEAH BITER'S BACK FOR A DAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Have a crab
//SAID IT ON DISCORD BUT WHO CARES, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOD!
I…
Are there really this many people who miss me?
//YEYEYE! THANK YOU!!!
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the-crab-placer · 6 months
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CRABS
IN YOUR HOUSE
THEY ARE INEDIBLE THOUGH
FOR YOUR OWN SAFTEY I ENCOURAGE YOU NOT TO ATTEMPT EATING THEM
Do you like crabs
Mhm!!!!!! They're very wondahoi!!! I have a plushie of one, too!!! Also they taste very good, >:3c
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the-crab-placer · 6 months
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WELL
THEY AREN'T IN EITHER OF THOSE PLACES THIS TIME
THEY ARE ON YOUR COUCH
⚡️do you like crabs
Not in my shower or bed. :)
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the-crab-placer · 6 months
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CRABS
IN YOUR HOUSE
do you like crabs
i like crabs yeah !! theyre very fascinating, the way they walk side to side is super cool !
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the-crab-placer · 6 months
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WELL GUESS WHAT
CRABS
IN YOUR HOUSE
Do you like crabs
... Um. Sure. I guess. They've got claws. I can throw them at nuisances who won't shut up.
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the-crab-placer · 6 months
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...that was supposed to manifest a house for you. Seems I cannot do that currently.
Regardless. there is now 1 (one) crab. Inside your current residence. somewhere.
Do you like crabs
um? i don't mind them!
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the-crab-placer · 6 months
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CRABS
IN YOUR-
Wait
you don't have a home
...
uh. let me see if I can't just.
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there.
Do you like crabs
um? i don't mind them!
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the-crab-placer · 6 months
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Hmm.
Perhaps.
I do not have to solely exist here for the purpose of placing crabs.
...
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the-crab-placer · 7 months
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No just
In general
Anyways
CRABS
IM YOUR SEKAI
Awnser my question, and I shall return your car ears.
Do you like crabs?
For food?
But thank you I already got them back😊😊
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the-crab-placer · 7 months
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...huh.
That's an issue.
Now, I think I can just.
A snap of the fingers, and poof! Uncatified.
Now, I will ask again. Do you like crabs?
do you like crabs
Mrrp.
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the-crab-placer · 7 months
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...that.
didn't seem to do anything.
Regardless.
...do you like crabs
I always was curious how across all dimensions I've destroyed carcinization is so common, so yes I guess you could say that I do.
Why?
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the-crab-placer · 7 months
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oh, simple
CRABS
IN YOUR POCKET DEMINSION
...do you like crabs
I always was curious how across all dimensions I've destroyed carcinization is so common, so yes I guess you could say that I do.
Why?
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the-crab-placer · 7 months
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not to get distracted from my
duties
But something feels wrong.
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the-crab-placer · 7 months
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ask and you shall recive
CRAB
IN YOUR BATHTUB
dw he has food
Do you like crabs
mmmmm tastey -👾
I wanna be a crab :3 - 🎨
I want a pet crab, they're my favorite animal- 🎀
Etsuko, you good? -💢
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the-crab-placer · 7 months
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CRABS
IN YOUR BED
do you like crabs
what.... prompted this...
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