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SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE BRIDGE TROLL: you must solve my riddles three or you will suck my gnarled wee
SUSPICIOUS MERCHANT: my wares cost no coin, but remember: everything has a price...
ORC WITH A URINARY TRACT INFECTION: [pissing in a bush] AAAAAOOOOOOOUUUHHHHHHH
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#it's always sunny in philadelphia#iasip#dennis reynolds#dee reynolds#dennis looks like a registered sex offender#cw: cannibalism mention#kirby#nintendo
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Donald being relatable moodboard
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not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today
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In my tags is the name of a japanese soldier who actually kept fighting for 29 years because his officer hadn’t formally relieved him.
guy who talks about how much he hates furries and "SJWs" in 2024 like a soldier who got lost in a jungle and doesnt know his war already ended like a decade ago
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Rock bands used to just write about whatever the fuck. Not to be all "old music was better!" but when's the last time the world's highest selling band released a song about killing people with hammers. The Who made an entire rock opera about a deaf, mute, and blind guy who is so good at pinball that he inspires a cultlike group of devotees who think he's the next christ. It was released at the peak of their popularity and was made into a movie featuring people like Elton John and Tina Turner.
I think classic rock gets a reputation for being all about girls and cars and drugs but for about 15-20 years there were absolutely no rules on acceptable song subject matter. Pink Floyd has a song about a gnome going on an adventure. Alice Cooper has a whole album about breaking out of the Ableist Insane Asylum because he misses his dog. These weren't weird little indie groups, these were all highly successful charting bands getting radio airplay and selling out stadiums.
We need to bring this culture back. No more love songs. Sing about wizards.
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just heard a skeleton skitter past ...
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Today's aesthetic is whatever the fuck this is
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