Just a little idea I wanted to share with the girlies: Roy Mustang's flame alchemy works by manipulating the oxygen density in the air then igniting it and meaning that since he has complete control over the oxygen in a room he could hypothetically choke someone without even touching them.

if emails were a in fma ed would email some fuckass military report and roy would respond like this

Rip Alphonse Elric you would've loved cat videos

jeez...i thought everyone in fma was just kinda mean for mocking edwards height...4'11...damn he's short💀

Usually it's almost always the FEMALE characters who are given the role of covertly gather intel under the guise of being promiscuous so I love to see manslut roy mustang over here and his super intricate network of hostess besties, and his phone call w "Elizabeth" that basically served as a way for him to communicate w his team.

Like he convinced all the higher ups that he was just a dumb whore so they didn't view him as a threat and then BAM. Proceeds to launch a coup de tat.

Honestly arakawa cooked w him like ok ma'am.

alphonse elric voice: ketamine is dangerous, brother!

This had me fucking rolling omfg

Dear Ryoko Kui,

I am a big fan of your work! I admire your skill and the diversity of your manga, Dungeon Meshi.

However, please remove and rewrite all chapters that include Tall Man Chilchuck. I have been getting nightmares where he appears. I have not slept for weeks. This is nothing against you and everything against tall man Chilchuck.

I understand that your 120+ hours of Baldur's Gate is important, but i cannot rest until tall chilchuck is deep underground. why does he have facial hair. i am so scared but he works well to repel any evil forces (my sibling) from getting near my food.

Big fan if your work!

Kind regards,

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Some random soldier who just walked into Mustang's office: Why is the Fullmetal Alchemist standing on the colonel's desk screaming?

Hawkeye, not even glancing up from her paperwork: He likes to be tall

every time i see a incorrect edward elric take i use all my summa cum laude english graduate skills to write a masterful essay in my head within the first few seconds of seeing it. here is why you are wrong in a thesis statement so eloquent and poignant it would make shakespeare's stupid ass roll in his grave of theft. but bad alphonse elric takes? i have a single phrase for you before the bloodlust fills my body and steals my ability to think: "you will die and burn in hell".

The face of a man who has lived in these kids' hometown all his life and has never seen the Elric brothers more than 20 feet apart.

fmab but kimblees full name is solf jimblee kimblee

fmab but kimblees full name is solf jimblee kimblee

Just finished fullmetal alchemist brotherhood. you mean to tell me out of 64 episodes WE ONLY GOT A LITTLE BIT OF LING YAO????? I WANT MORE

I WANT LING YAO BACK!! #justiceforlingyao

Im sick but I thought of another au again. Might rant about it later.

On the topic of post-Promised Day Al thoughts:

It takes him a long time to get out of the habit of ducking/walking sideways through doorways

Getting used to feeling pain again must of course have been rough (I have to imagine building up his pain tolerance again must’ve been excruciating), but personally I headcanon that the experience of coming to terms with the fact that stubbing his toes actually hurt again was a nightmare. Almost nothing makes him angrier. Winry will hear a thud followed furious, inarticulate, banshee-like yelling from the other room and assume it must be Ed, only to find a red-faced Al hopping around on one foot having stubbed his toe on a chair leg

Al got so used to being able to drag and/or pick up Ed and remove him from any given situation where he was being difficult that it became a habit he was completely unable to break, and what’s more hilarious is that even though he’s no longer a suit of armor twice Ed’s size, and in the time he was recovering they’ve grown to be about the same height, he can still do it. They’ll be visiting Central and Ed will be getting a little too riled-up at Mustang (now the Fuhrer himself) and Al will just sigh, shoot Hawkeye an exasperated look, and then throw his entire adult brother over his shoulder mid-sentence, deposit him (shrieking, of course) in another room, and return with a polite smile and a “sorry, you were saying?”

ed would so be one of those fashion guys with the baggy jeans and affliction shirts if he was alive today