March 23, 2024

Mamma Mia! (2008)

A young woman invites three of her free-spirited mom's former flings to her Greek island wedding, hoping to discover which one of them is her father.

Warning: Review may contain spoilers. Read at your own risk.

JayBell: I'm gonna get straight to the point. I did not like this movie. I actually don't mind musicals. But in this movie, the songs did not make the story better. In fact, several times it felt like the plot moved weirdly in order to justify the addition of some of the songs. And the songs and their lyrics didn't always match the plot.

The decision making of the characters bothered me so much. The mom? She just never makes the effort to find out the father in the 20+ years? It feels selfish to do that, especially when the daughter really wants to know.

And the daughter seems incredibly immature. It's as if she's thirteen and not a grown adult. I'm so glad she doesn't get married at the end because her relationship with her fiance isn't stable. She doesn't communicate with him at all and they are supposed to be getting married?

Speaking of marriage, why on earth does the mom get married in the end to this virtual stranger? This stranger who left her in the past to go marry someone else (is he a cheater or something?? please explain).

The only character who I think is interesting is Colin Farrell. But overall, I don't think the movie is very funny, the plot isn't logical, the music doesn't match, the characters aren't sympathetic.

I found the entire experience frustrating. And I'm perplexed that sooooo many people think this is the best movie ever made. It has to be about nostalgia.

Rating: 3/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: I can’t believe I picked this. Ok I knew there was singing, but it’s ABBA that’s a totally different ball game. And sure there were times the music made me want to shove myself off a Greek cliffside- but more so it was the plot. I mean just wow. I don’t know. I want to know how all these really great actors read the script and said “this is awesome I’ll do it,” and just maybeeee bc it’s 2008 I’ll forgive them, but I’m scarred a little more each time I think about it.

The whole problem I have is with the plot. And that’s a big problem. There’s just too much. First really bad idea inviting not one, not two, but three of your mom’s ex lovers at random (shocked they showed) to your wedding that’s in like 24 hours. I need more time to get motivated to shave my legs- let alone play Jerry Springer in Greece. Next, let’s just glaze over Dominic Cooper’s very lizard boy performance- I have no clue why that’s the vibe I’m getting but dare I say dump the lizard boy. Next, the dads. I don’t know how to feel- really hate Sam’s story, could really care less about Bill? I don’t even remember if that’s his name. And Harry- I just love Colin Firth and my deep rooted love for What a Girl Wants will never die. He gets a pass. Now this mother. That could care less about figuring out which man fathered your child. Bc it undermines what she did alone. Out of choice?? Like I would love to know the backstory too on the fact that she named Sophie after Bill’s aunt there on the island and got her money???? But we pretty much know she’s Sam’s right? Since they were together longer?? And Sophie draws in the same exact style as him???? Right. Riiiggght. Ok I’m done - can’t believe they never say who it is or get a dna test. But whatever.

And what takes the cake? The wedding. Just really. I’m mad now thinking about this movie. All of it. And I have to say- this is awful and the true winner of ABBA movies is very clearly Muriel’s Wedding and I don’t really remember all of it bc I saw over 10 years ago but guess what - you even get Toni Collette, so pls, don’t even try to outmatch her.

Rating: 2/10 Cats 🐈 (1 for the Mamma Mia song, .5 for Colin Firth and .5 for that insane fever dream closing dance number)

March 16, 2024

The Wonder (2022)

Set in The Irish Midlands in 1862, the story follows a young girl who stops eating but remains miraculously alive and well. English nurse Lib Wright is brought to a tiny village to observe eleven-year old Anna O'Donnell.

Warning: Review may contain spoilers. Read at your own risk.

JayBell: I have mixed feelings about this movie. The concept itself is rather promising. The tone is appropriately creepy and foreboding. The acting is nothing to complain about (my love for Florence Pugh continues).

Plus, the characters themselves get a good amount of depth. Florence Pugh's character is definitely strong-willed and determined and she has a beautiful mix of logical intelligence and empathy. I also like that newspaper dude isn't motivated only by his feelings for the new hot girl in town, but a deeper traumatizing past.

I really love a mystery in a movie. It's fun to guess along and try to figure the case out alongside the characters. The mystery is drawn out as long as it can in the movie, which I think influences the pacing and the timing of the big "reveal" and the conclusion. To me, the pacing felt a little off as a result. Furthermore, since the movie wants to keep the mystery as long as possible, the motivations of key characters like the mother don't get as much clarity.

After the big reveal, I still felt a bit confused as to who held certain beliefs and why the mother and daughter made certain decisions. Some of which I can assume, but ultimately, I would have liked to understand the mother's true feelings about her daughter, her son, and so on. I think this greater insight into their characters would shape how I feel about the conclusion.

Also, kind of confused at what the nun added to the movie. I wish she had more of an impact. And the council of men are ANNOYING for sure, but aren't they wondering why there are no bones or anything leftover from the fire?

But in the end, I'm glad for the "happy" ending, even though I'm not sure it may be the healthiest ending. I suppose mentally unhealthy is better than dead?

Rating: 6/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: I knew this movie was going to be crazy but in a “heheh this is really crazy,” way. And it totally was, bc remembering it I feel like I’m having a fever dream. Don’t get me wrong it was great- Florence Pugh could be in literally any genre, any time period, and she kills it. Like Florence Pugh is from 2024? Uhhh have you seen her in a 1800s dress?? Bc she’s totally from the 1800s. Anyway. The premise is interesting and trying to guess how the girl wasn’t eating/ was eating and all that- I do think it was such a great but odd choice to contrast that with how many times you see Florence Pugh’s character eat.

I hated the stoopid council of men and I will be speaking no more on them.

Towards the end I was getting so over the girl. Like stop and eat. Pllllsss. Especially when her tooth came out I got a knot in my stomach. And I feeellll bad for that bc of why she didn’t eat. And it was sick and twisted. And I get the whole identity and the stories we tell ourselves deal the movie is trying to convey. But part of it felt slow after everything we had seen - and weird bc although I did pick up on part of the reasoning regarding the brother (especially seeing the weird demon eyes painted over his painting even tho that’s a totallllly normal thing people used to do) I never got a bad vibe from her mother or any animosity towards the girl?? Too bc she was feeding her the “manna” which barfff. Also if you’re that sick and twisted in your logic and reasoning how can you just switch it off if people observing your child are there 24/7? But what do I know- surely not how to victim blame my 11 year old daughter into starving to “save” her dead perverted brother’s “soul,” if he had one.

Finallly- the ending is so not what I expected but I think it’s as close as a happy ending this movie could have. I think there are ethical situations since Anna became Nan?? And like if she could process her trauma without a new dissociated identity would she choose to leave her family to go be the nurse and reporter’s kid?? (Probs considering what happened??) And I really wanna know if Nan was the nurse’s baby’s name or did Anna just like it. Like is she replacing her?? Anyway I choose to ignore it and just accept the weirdness of them becoming a family. (Totally called the reporter and the nurse marrying even if it’s fake) It’s nice. 😅

I did like the narrative at the end and how there are so many children that are affected by issues like starvation or abuse every day that should be addressed rather than passively observed- like how the counsel of men did and wanted Lib to do too. I think using the actor that worked in the house- who was really only just there- and only really told us little tidbits like how Will’s family starved and locked themselves away while he was gone- to call back to the little flipping bird toy was also really great, making the audience think about if the Anna/Nan situation is freedom or a cage, and that like Will said - it depends on how you view it.

* I hate how easy it was to say when Anna died she was in such shock her dress caught the flame and that all the council has to say is she isn’t getting paid.

* I also hate that my brain made me dream of the reporter guy as a vampire that was in control of evil flying monkeys.

Rating: 7/10 Cats 🐈

March 9, 2024

Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

A teenager from the slums of Mumbai becomes a contestant on a game show. When interrogated under suspicion of cheating, he revisits his past, revealing how he had all the answers.

JayBell: The setup of the movie is just so smart. It wasn't my first watch, but it's definitely my first watch in at least 10+ years, and it holds up so well.

The acting is great, both kids and adults. I tend to get frustrated by lots of time jumps, but this movie uses them so well. And despite the back and forth of time periods, it isn't confusing.

The story is so engaging. The pacing and the reveals unfold at a nice rate. It's emotional in so many different ways. Watching Dev Patel's character grow up in front of you makes you invested in his journey and feel sooooo bad for him because his brother is so selfish and greedy. The escalation of the brother's bad behavior is so well done so his later actions don't come out of nowhere.

This movie is so great, but I do have two small grievances. One, I want Dev Patel's character's love interest to be a bit more upfront with her situation when they finally reunite. Like girl, can you be any more vague about your situation and what's going on? She doesn't even tell him the full extent of his brother's involvement. Like now isn't the time for secrets.

And two, the brother's change of heart in the finale does feel a bit sudden. The movie does such a wonderful job showing his progression into "darkness" yet doesn't build up his "redemption" in the same way so it feels strange to me.

But they do have a huge dance number at the end, which High School Musical definitely stole.

Rating: 8.5/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: This movie was soooo good but so awful. Awful bc it took what remains of my soul and heart and threw it is a muddy puddle and then drove a semi-truck back and forth over and over.

Ok I will admit that it took me like a good five or ten minutes to figure out what was going on. But that’s on me- I never knew what this movie was about when it came out other than it was popular and Dev Patel was in it. And that’s all I still knew 14 years later. (Ew 16 years 🤢) And so I decided to let fate guide me through this by not even reading the description of the movie. And fate was cruel to my poor little soul.

Anyways it was really good and a great story- I was shocked by them torturing him over a game show?? But I really enjoyed how each question was a way to jump back and tell the story.

All the actors were absolutely amazing- I really hate the brother throughout but the actors did a great job with his character. And I totally got stranger danger vibes from the Maman guy. And the tv host guy. And I hate when I’m right.

The movie had me shocked and upset through the whole thing but I’m happy everything turned out kinda good in the end (r.i.p bro- that bath money thing wassss weird) - my cuticles have left the chat. I’m really mad about the question trick thing too. no shame - but sick mustache and glitter jacket man. And the dance mob?? Wow. And Dev Patel’s so cute and baby Dev Patel?? Even cuter- Andrew Nerd Baby Patel?? Give him all the awards. Bc I was totally lost and enraptured about him answering those game show questions right.

Rating: 9/10 Cats 🐈

March 2, 2024

Self Reliance (2023)

Given the opportunity to participate in a life or death reality game show, one man discovers there's a lot to live for.

JayBell: I think this movie has a great premise, especially for a comedy. I like how the movie uses this game as the trigger to get Jake Johnson to live and feel again and stop accepting isolation as his status quo. I like how the game motivates him to gain closure on past relationships. On the surface, the potential for a good movie is definitely there. I unfortunately think it does fail in execution.

My biggest issue is the behavior of his family. I guess their dynamic with Jake Johnson's character is supposed to be funny, but it just makes them unlikable overall. I get that they think he's lying or genuinely having a mental break, but doesn't that mean they should be more concerned instead of flippant? Instead of trying to get him real help, they bring in this lady with the sole purpose to prove themselves right and him wrong. The whole movie I was just waiting for a satisfying "I told you so" from Jake's character in the finale. But their reaction in the end is also flippant in a way. I think it would have been actually funny to have Jake's character play bits from his episode in the show to his family in the finale.

The romance just doesn't do it for me in this one. Anna Kendrick does a fine job, but the big "twist" for her character is kind of stupid and makes her character seem a bit mean spirited or even clueless.

Finally, the "ninjas" in the game appear too often to give messages to Jake Johnson's character instead of trying to kill him. That just breaks the tension because they feel like less of a threat overall.

P.S. It's crazy that Jake Johnson's character doesn't even ask for a contract or a lawyer or even bring it up or anything. I get that it's an underground game but it's wild that he accepts the terms without any real contract that states he gets money at the end of this ordeal. I would've liked some more clarity before he agrees to the game in the first place.

Rating: 4.5/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: I just wanted to preface this review with some facts.

First. Back in the day- God strike me down- I thought Jake Johnson was so hot. Ok. I watched Let’s Be Cops too many times. Ok. Maybe it’s bc I thought he was cute and funny. Looking back the answer IS CUTE and FUNNY. Bc Self Reliance Jack Johnson is HOT. Ok. Dear Lord pls pray for my soul bc if I find one more man over forty hot I’m going to cry myself into a mental breakdown.

Second. Anna Kendrick. Somehow when I hear her name I think YES. She’s so funny. And I forget shhhee is funny. But I somehow forget every movie she’s been in. Twilight. Mr. Right. Pitch Perfect. The Voices!!!! And Scott Pilgrim. A Simple Favor?? NOW THAT THATS A HUGE VARYING SPECTRUM OF GOOD TIMES? Ok and none of those prepared me for this.

Finally. The premise. Awesome. Entertaining. Would you play? Blah blah blah.

Okkk. First. His family. Annoying. That’s all I’ll say bc if I acted like this and my family reacted like that. Wow. Okkk. Bc they should be concerned. Either he is nuts or people areeeee trying to kill him.

Second. The fact that the whhhole time I couldn’t decide is he nuts??? Or the game’s real. Which I get is the point but it drove me up the wall. And it’s a clever idea and then how he’s working through past trauma and then how you have to understand to survive and be self reliant on your own and all that good jazz with the point they are trying to make through his character. But it’s soo bizarre I don’t even care about the message of it.

And I’m just gonna leave it here about the money part. $145,000 over 200 and something months. Bc it’s a million Greenland $ and not US currency. I’d scream and sue. Like I’m am wanting to scream and sue right now. Uuuugggghhhh. That reallly just made me be entirely done with it all. And I get it he grew blah blah blah. I’m done. Totally done.

Rating: 2/10 Cats 🐈 (And yes 1 whole cat is bc I think he’s hot preknocked out tooth) I’m sorry.

February 24, 2024

Love, Simon (2018)

Simon Spier keeps a huge secret from his family, his friends and all of his classmates: he's gay. When that secret is threatened, Simon must face everyone and come to terms with his identity.

JayBell: Okay, let's start with the positives. Yes, it's nice to have mainstream movies that are more inclusive. Representation is important, and it's cool to see people happy that their experiences are shown on a big screen.

Because I know this movie is meaningful to so many, I don't wanna be too harsh on it. But overall, I just thought it was fine. Like the acting was fine, the dialogue wasn't too bad, and I really like the mystery component. I was very invested in the mystery, and it was fun to predict the identity of Simon's pen pal.

Simon's friends do irritate me. When they find out the truth, I feel like they're lacking empathy in a weird way. Sure, it's kind of gross that he tries to keep his friends apart from their teenage romance, but they have no sympathy for him being blackmailed at all? Even after he was forcibly outed? They're not understanding at all. With that said, I think their reunion scene is missing something more.

Most of all, I thought the ending scene on the ferris wheel with the whole school watching is a bizarre decision for Simon. Like he's pressuring this guy to come out like this? In front of all these people? I feel like it would have made sense for it to be more private. But then again, that wouldn't be dramatic enough for a movie.

Rating: 5.5/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: I have to say I realllly have wanted to see this movie for years. I loved Nick Robinson in Being Charlie and Jack Antonoff was in charge of the music- I am shamefully still listening to all the songs from this soundtrack on the daily - maybe pushing it by at leaaaast monthly. And pls don’t remind me of the year that was bc I don’t wanna think about these being “old songs.” I’ve been listening to Jack Antonoffs stuff religiously since I was like 13 sooo we’re off to a great start. And I am really ashamed to say this movie made me feel very mehhhh. And the music was the best part for me. And okkkk maybe I’m just tooooo removed from the youths these day- but I had some qualms.

First and foremost most - it is a very good story, and an important one. It’s just done so poorly and in a very icky and cringe inducing way and I really wonder how it differs from its book. It’s okay and fun at first - ohhhh who’s blue- it’s him, no it’s him, no it’s got be him- So it was fun to keep guessing which characters it could be. But uhhh. The fact is I knoooooow from growing up using a PUBLIC computer for emails you would nevvvver leave your email up. Like you sign out and recheck that you’re signed out a thooousand times. And also like this is a big secret - why are you checking at school when it’s a secret??? Like I get it it’s looove and obseessssion. But I’d be paranoid. And obviously with good reason.

- I felllllt the cringe of the evil guy and his tshirts that all said something witty and punny. I am ashamed to say I had one or two too many of thoseeee.

- I also swear I’ve been in that exact high school theater room.

- I alsoooo swear that that Panic at the Disco reference was like a dagger to my soul. And it was the Vices and Virtues Era Brendon Urie- can I die now???

But uhhh yeah I hate his friends and he should have never forgave him??? Like there’s a lot of drama happening- buttt to turn on him?!?!? Wowza.

And the Ferris Wheel scene. I couldn’t. And these kids have no shame. To just stand and watch?!?!? How awkwarddddd let them have a moment. Anyway. It’s def a okay watch but Idk. The friends are just sooo annoying and self centered.It really ruins it bc it is an important message and story.

* Plus I endured too many war flashbacks I have actively pushed from my psyche since high school while watching this- so the cringe and awkward acting was felt tenfold.

Rating: 4/10 Cats 🐈

February 17, 2024

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

A high-school boy, Cameron, cannot date Bianca until her anti-social older sister, Kat, has a boyfriend. So, Cameron pays a mysterious boy, Patrick, to charm Kat.

JayBell: I don't know if it's the nostalgia, but it seems everyone everywhere loves this movie. So since I had never seen it, I was excited to finally watch it for V-Day 2024. And I was shocked.

So here it is: 10 Things I Hate About 10 Things I Hate About You

Heath Ledger's character. It has almost 0 redeeming qualities. Not only is he a deceptive liar, the movie never gives him a sympathetic reason for him to accept money to date Julia Stiles' character in the first place. I kept waiting for the movie to say he was poor or he needed the money for school or a sick mom to help us think better of him. But no. Also, when Julia's character is suspicious, he gaslights her into thinking she's an insecure bitch for questioning his motives (like what???). Why do we like him?

The inability of any character to apologize. Heath Ledger is the one in the wrong. But in the end, Julia's character gives this "romantic" speech as if she wasn't the victim of the plot? And his apology? Oh yeah I bought you a guitar. AND instead of apologizing at one point, he just tries to force kiss her? Also where is the sister's apologies?

The physical gags. Why were they in the movie at all? The bike accident, the gym teacher getting hit by an arrow, a guy getting hit by a golf ball, the dad throwing the exercise equipment into a neighboring yard. WHYYY. It wasn't funny in the slightest and felt out of place.

The dynamic between the sisters. At one point, the sisters get a nice moment of vulnerability where Julia Stiles' character reveals something significant. And her sister is an insensitive, uncaring brat about it. And then the movie never shows their "reunion" or a moment where they actually come to an understanding. Instead the sister is selfish, cries about it on a swing, and all is better.

David Krumholtz's character. It hurts me to say cause I was a Numb3r's fan, but wow was his character not easy to watch in this movie.

The entire plot. Okay I get that they were adapting Shakespeare. But the original deal is that the girls can't date until they graduate. And then the dad's like nevermind it's when your sister dates. The change makes no sense. Why does everything depend on the sister? How is that fair?

The English teacher's behavior. He has it out for Julia Stiles' character because she has opinions? Anyone that engaged would normally make a teacher happy. Also he kicks her out of class after like 2 minutes multiple times for seemingly no reason which is so odd.

The flashing scene. I think the fact that her character would do that is so weird. I know this is probably an outdated "joke" that just doesn't resonate today. But the idea of flashing your teacher and whole class is just gross to me and not funny in the slightest.

The guidance counselor or principal or whoever she is. Why is she so horny? This might be another case of humor not aging well cause none of her actions or jokes quite landed.

The relationship between the sister and Joseph Gordon-Levitt's character. JGL falls for the sister on first sight and defends her to everyone. I wish that JGL wasn't a new student but a guy who had a crush on her for a long time. I think that would give more weight to their feelings.

Now that I'm looking back at this list, maybe I just hated all of the characters, the jokes, and the entire plot? Which is crazy for how much people love this movie.

Rating: 3.5/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: I was going to be cute and make my review like the little poem and like 10 things blah blah blah. I can’t. I honestly can’t. Every time I’ve thought of writing my review my mind was entire overwhelmed by how physically affected I have been by Heath Ledger’s hair in this movie. God rest his soul but I want to go back in time to this movie set with some shampoo and a hair brush. I know he’s a rebel but plllssss does that mean his hair has to be greaser than the rats hanging out in the Burger King dumpster???? Anyway. I feel better now. And I’m sooo peeved bc Heath Ledger!!! Little baby me loooved Heath Ledger. And Julia Stiles. The Prince and me??? Hheeeeelllo??? Gawd I’m an idiot we should’ve watched that. Ugggg. Okkk. Baby JGL???? Forget it. Okkk. I have to say- I never read the entirety of The Taming of the Shrew, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say even in Shakespeare’s day it wasn’t this offense. Bc it is. And I now know that the odd feeling of false memories that I had “seen” this- weren’t “false” at all it was my sweet, kind brain once again trying to protect me from myself. Okkk so now that that’s out we’re speed running the review.

1. Pls let me shampoo HL’s hair.

2. The guy from Numbers. no. It’s a no. I can’t stand him. Idk why. I can’t. I think it’s Santa Clause related- can’t be sure.

3. What is the dad’s actual malfunction? He needs therapy and chill pills. Bc his obsession over his daughters becoming pregnant is so insane.

4. Also no back story really on the mom leaving thing??? Right? I’m sure it’s totally related to the dad’s nutso thing.

5. Everyone needs to lay off Kat? Like seriously. And the teacher??? Bc she’s got an opinion? And the stoopid model guy. And her sister?

6. Yes model guy gets his own spot.

7. Yes her sister gets her own spot? How could she not?

8. And this whole plan???

9. And the whole reason she hates model guy??? I’m sure you’d tell your sister that if she actively going after him???

10. And the whole Kat finds out/peter buys her love and forgiveness back/ but at least they’re self aware about it????

Ga. Oh make it 11 things I hate.

11. The scene where her and her sister “fix” things??? Just non existent- but sure show us numbers guy flying off the hill with his scooter.

Gaaaaa.

12. We can’t forget Ms. Perky. Whyyy??

13. The more questions the more I honestly fell I need to read taming of the shrew just to understand.

14. Ohhhh. And how did it literally take to the last scenes to learn HL character was called Peter?? (Patrick). Is that on me or was it never talked about? I’m sure it’s me.

Gaaaaaaa. 14? 😬

Rating: 4/10 Cats 🐈‍⬛

February 10, 2024

Her (2013)

In a near future, a lonely writer develops an unlikely relationship with an operating system designed to meet his every need.

JayBell: Ten years ago the plot of this movie really creeped me out. And now, with the talk of AI inescapable, it's even creepier. Why? Because the plot doesn't seem as unbelievable as it did ten years ago. The more time passes and the more AI advances, the idea of AI-human relationships becomes more likely. So this Valentine's month, I decided to face my fears.

What surprised me about this movie is how it actually did feel like two people in a relationship. Going into this, I imagined it being about a human who projects his own emotions onto an AI, where the AI doesn't feel like a true partner. But aside from the AI's initial birth triggered from his actions, she quickly grew and advanced so much that I couldn't help but feel like she did have power and agency in her own right. I didn't see her as simply an extension of our main guy.

If you break down the challenges in their relationship, honestly they aren't as unique as you might think. One challenge is her lack of body. Well there are people in reality who are paralyzed or don't want physical intimacy, and they also have to figure out what intimacy looks like for them if it isn't physical.

Another challenge is AI's capacity for love (even if her capacity is well beyond a human's). In reality, there are people who love more than one person at a time, and in those situations, the people involved need to figure out if that's something they are comfortable with.

Another challenge is AI's ability to evolve at a rate that humanity (and our main guy) can't keep up with. That happens with humans too. You can outgrow your partner. You can have two very different perspectives on life, so different that you can't understand each other or find common ground.

Overall, this movie is way sadder than I thought it would be. It's less about trying to figure out if an AI can be a person or if it's possible for an AI to love. It's more about learning that love comes with pain, but that doesn't mean it isn't worth it.

I think the acting is great, the cinematography is beautiful, and the story is unique and well thought out. At the same time, there are parts that are hard to watch/listen to, and it's very intense.

Long story short--it make my brain hurted. I know Anzie will probably rate this much lower, but honestly, sometimes a movie needs to melt my brain for me to feel its impact.

Rating: 7/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: Well. All I can really say is throughout this chaotic week I have been retraumatized at random when my brain relaxes and stops blocking this movie from my brain. And I hate to be a loser bc it’s a very interesting idea and concept- as well as all the commentary on humans and our relationships, plus there’s all really good acting and all the filming and the color scheming and just everything. Ok it’s great! And I’m a loser. I’m too weak. There were points I wished my skin was being removed instead bc it was so incredibly weird. There I said it. If you’re looking for an EXPERIENCE, than it’s definitely this movie. Also Joaquin Phoenix is never allowed to be above the 50% hotness level while appearing completely normal for once- I blame the mustache( and that’s a troubling concern for myselllffff) and ScarJo can’t be a just floating, disembodied voice. And her “laughing” bc they were falling in love and flirting hurt my soul deeply.

Rating: 5.5/10 Cats 🐈

February 3, 2024

While You Were Sleeping (1995)

A hopelessly romantic Chicago Transit Authority ticket booth operator is mistaken for the fiancée of a comatose patient.

JayBell: Valentine's Month 2024 begins with the one and only Sandra Bullock. I really like how they emphasize her character's loneliness in the movie. She has no family anymore, and while she has some friends, she longs to be part of something more. She feels isolated and alone, and this helps make some of her absolutely insane decisions throughout the movie feel somewhat sane (getting engaged before going on a single date hellooo??).

The dialogue is great, the actors are great, it's funny, it's heartwarming, there's good chemistry between Sandra Bullock and Bill Pullman, she's a likeable and relatable character, the list goes on and on.

For someone who hates those "big misunderstanding" plots in romance movies, I think it works well here. And by that I mean it's only minimally painful.

I do wish Bill Pullman would get his act together and take initiative. At one point, he realizes his brother ain't all that into Sandra Bullock's character, but he doesn't go to Sandra and express this? Like I get protecting your brother, but seriously dude?

Also the old not-grandpa has got some nerve orchestrating all this and then leaving it up to Sandra to get herself out of the mess. Not cool.

Rating: 8/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: Now it’s a given fact that anyyy movie with Sandra Bullock is amazing. Even if said movie is mildly irritating like this one was. I’m not gonna lie- is it the best classic romance movie of the 90s- no—— but I loved it- Sandra Bullock’s character is so cute and awkward. And Peter Gallagher is so young. And somehow even a younger Bill Pullman looks like an old man (as I google him I realize he was 40, but whatevs). The premise is so insane and weird and death inducing cringe level if you really had to live through it. And I love how away the situation gets- and it’s all cute when you think the brother might really know what’s going on. but. The continuous misunderstandings between them is annoying. And the godfather guy?? Giant sneak. Huge liar. Employee of Satan. Take your pick- he’s it. And Joey jr. Just Wow. I liked how intense the family was and that Sandra Bullocks character embraced that rather than being like gawd his family is sooo annoying. All in all I thought it was a cute and funny movie although it made me wanna scream at times. Also the wedding scene??? Wow. And these people never kiss. Never have a date. Never say I love you. Never OUTRIGHT say how they feel. THeY JUSt sHaRE liTtLe DoE EyED gLaNCeS and bam Let’s get Married! I wish. Anyway. We’ve seen wayyyyyyy worse and I had a good time.

Rating: 6.5/10 Cats 🐈

January 27, 2024

Christine (1983)

JayBell: My understanding before going into this movie is that it's Herbie but with murder. And honestly, it's kind of true. I will say this movie actually wasn't as silly as I thought it was gonna be. It could've been wayyyy sillier.

My major issue with this movie is how sharp and sudden the transformation of the main character is. Like the big deal is that he makes a supernatural connection with this car, and the car begins changing him. But because the first part of the movie is from the perspective of the friend, the viewer doesn't actually get to see his change from nerdy dude to asshole. He just shows up one day, already full asshole and lacking glasses and with a new wardrobe. It would be nice to see this as a progression and not a sudden change.

The construction of the plot feels odd. It's broken up into segments. The friend's point of view, and then the main character's, and then it switches back to the friend. I also think the investigator guy isn't as incorporated into the plot as he should've been.

It's basically the plot of Carrie, but focused on a young guy instead of a young woman. Well-meaning best friend, controlling parents, supernatural force (aka car) used as instrument for revenge against bullies. It has almost all the elements of Carrie, but Carrie is way more sympathetic and has a more interesting dynamic with her mom.

Rating: 5/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: I really have no clue what to say other than this is a total experience. And that I loved it while also being simultaneously baffled and cringing bc of the weird behavior or the characters. First off I could see how Arnie was kinda cute (later to realize it’s the younger Matty Healy rat boy look- and then even later to change my mind when Arnie loses his mind). Andrew the old man selling the car?? I’m not saying anymore on him he needs to be forgotten. But let’s divert- the guys at school- ummm they’re all at least 35 right??? Did they really look at them and say sure he’s 17, sure he looks full of youth??? Bc I didn’t. And again the teenagers in this are almost as gross as the Halloween ones- actually grosser maybe. And what they do to Christine?? Annnyway, I really don’t understand his mom’s whole conniption over the car??? And it seemed excessive?? And then Arnie “changes”- can we talk insane??? Love how we get no insight into how he linked up with the girl his friend had asked out- he just shows up at the football game with her. And it’s actually nuts bc his friend gets so distracted he almost, AlllllMoST becomes paralyzed. I think it’s interesting that Christine didn’t do anything but maker Arnie “cooler” I guess until people kept saying that they hate her. Like would everything have been good?? Bc I know she did the same mind control/ killing thing with the guy who owned it before?? But this time it seemed only when there was a threat to Arnie keeping and owning the car. I don’t know cray it’s cray either way. Also???? Just remembered bc the car like bit?? The guy on the assembly line- then killed the other guy that worked there too. So nevermind im wrong I know nothing. And then the murders! And Harry Dean Stanton as the cop?? Who does nothing? And all the other kids that bullied Arnie get murdered too.

I really was wishing that the car was doing all of it alone without taking over Arnie- but alas that’s not what happened and Arnie dies too :( —— I hate how they try fighting the car - and it takes forever- and they’re like Christine will come- ok and your shocked when you kill your best friend??? Why not steal it and crush it with something when he’s asleep, or drive it off a bridge. But nnnoooo. And in the cringy words of the girl - she said it best- and the weirdest/ “we didn’t do so hot” ——- he’s dead!!!! You didn’t do so hot!!!! What!!!! It was his best friend???? And you knew him for what like a month and half that time he was scary/ borderline aggressive and verbally abusive?bc his car took over his mind and soul. Oookkkkk.

Rating: 4.5/10 Cats 🐈

January 20, 2024

Pet Sematary (1989)

After tragedy strikes, a grieving father discovers an ancient burial ground behind his home with the power to raise the dead.

JayBell: What's the message of this movie? Watch. Your. Kids. I get being a parent is hard and they're wriggly and you can't keep your eyes on them all the time. But seriously? This kid is running off like he's escaping prison and the dogs are on his tail. I know it's sad and a tragedy, but that moment that the dad trips and falls right before the road while the kid is happily running into the road made me laugh.

Let's talk about the road and the trucks real quick. Was the road cursed or something and I missed it? Cause these huge trucks are going 100 mph down this residential road and when anything goes in front of them they just run it down. Cat? Little boy? Who cares, run it over, no stopping! They even honk their horn but refuse to put on the brakes or swerve. It almost feels like the truck drivers are bewitched.

And what's with the lady with the stomach pain? She kills herself because she's in so much pain, despite living next to a doctor who was willing to see her? Make it make sense. And her death has no impact on the plot, so why is it in the movie?

Okay all this makes it seem like I don't like the movie, but I do. Mostly. The story is unique (although predictable), a bit creepy (although it becomes more silly at times), and also sad in a powerful way. It just has a lot of plot holes. For example, if the old man has such a bad experience with this power of raising the dead, why is he so gung ho about showing his new neighbor how to do it?

In the end, I have mixed feelings about this Stephen King adaptation. But I had a good time, even if the cat didn't have as big of a part as I wanted it to.

Rating: 5.5/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: I honestly thought this movie was all about demon cats and stuff but I was soo wrong. And I had honestly no clue. So when I found out it was really about a demon zombie baby, I got insane whiplash. First off- I could tell just by the seen where the family pulls up- they’re idiots. That’s the vibe. And the neighbor. Just sayin. Weeeiiiird. And to mention the path??? And just say oh that- later after you’ve moved in and your soul is claimed by Satan I’ll tell you then. And then he does - with the kids in tow??? Speaking of kids the girl is a total annoying brat and the other one they don’t watch AT ALL. Annyyyways like I said I thought the cat was gonna be it so when the big dealio happens I was shocked. And I know I can’t fathom the grief- but uhhh you already have a zombie Satan cat- now you want a zombie baby?? Okkk. And just to touch on the zombie thing—— he’s been warned the ground was sour?? Which weird way of saying it’s zombie making dirt but whatever. And he already had the cat??? But anyway- I was kinda confused bc is it only the special dirt way up on the rocks or the one first at the path but honestly whatever. Nowwww zombie baby time. This is so terrifying, hilarious, and sad. My ankles are seizing up as I type bc I’m traumatized- his little creepy voice and laugh is soo insane and funny. And his little suit and shoes. Anyway the ends so sad when the dad has to pull a monkey shines on the kid. But doesss he learn no. And I guess like Jaybell said about him being arguably one of the hotter Stephen King characters, even tho he’s a doctor- all his common sense got traded for his dreamboat status. (I know that doesn’t really work in book/casting but in my brain that’s what I filing this under bc he can’t be that dumb, right?) to do it not once- not twice- but threeeeeee times. Anyway the ghost of the one guy in is short shorts is insane - it’s all insane. Not as many demon animals as expected, but still pretty solid, and maybe that’s a good thing( bcccc I could not handle that rat (Ben is that you). Ok I’ve officially lost it.

Rating: 5/10 Demon Cats 🐈‍⬛

January 13, 2024

The Dead Zone (1983)

A man awakens from a coma to discover he has a psychic ability to foresee future events.

JayBell: In my youthful days, I loved The Dead Zone tv show with Anthony Michael Hall (even though the ending was ruined because of its cancellation). I love movies and tv shows and books about psychics, and I also love crime stuff, so of course I was into it.

Now let's talk about the movie. It's disappointing in so many ways. First off, the pacing is just all over the place. I think they definitely had difficulty adapting the book into the movie, and it shows. It feels like a collection of different plots instead of one cohesive plot. This is probably why it made such a good television show.

Second, I hate what they do with Sarah's character. They make her seem so selfish and unlikeable. Furthermore, her appearances in the movie are so random and inconsistent (also impacted by the pacing). In the end, I couldn't care less about what happens to Sarah, which is sad, because so much of Johnny's motivation is about his love for her.

Also, I wasn't into Christopher Walken's interpretation of Johnny. Mostly because his "vision" acting is just so off and overly dramatic. It's hard to take those intense moments seriously with Walken's acting.

I don't mind how it ended so much. I get that Johnny feels desperate and cornered and helpless and that's why he makes the decision he does in the end. I also like how poetic it is that Stilson is actually the instrument of his own ruin, not Johnny.

I can't help but compare it to the tv show and finding it so lacking. A good story, but not a great adaptation.

Rating: 4.75/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: Again like the uncultured swine I am- I had no clue of the plot for this movie- only that there was a show decades ago with the same name and again- didn’t even realize the connection. But none of that matters bc Christopher Walken!!! At 40!! It’s the only thing my brain took in. I was so distracted the whole time. And it’s so weird bc of just how his body and mannerisms never changed AT ALL! And the hair???? At the start wow. Then when it becomes feathered. Wow. Totalllll Nerd Vibes.

But anywhooo the plot was interesting but really weird? Like I’m so glad it’s just accepted?? By everyonnnne?? Oh and the kid he tutors. Let’s glaze over that entirely bc that kid is a freak. (Kindly 😬) buttt let’s back track- first the coma situation- and his gf just gets married?? Has a kid??? Like it’s been 5 years!!! And the kid is what like 2?? So 3 years is fine- i mean he’s just in a coma??? Plus you live in castle rock!?!? Give the guy some time! Plus to meet and date enough to be married?!?!? Let’s give it a good estimation that she waited 1 1/2 - 2 years?!? Like I’m still on about stuff from 15 years ago! But whatever.

The plot does make sense but also in a way just feels everywhere- like first he helps- then he’s on about the girlfriend- then a recluse- on about the kid he tutors- recluse- help cops- recluse- obsessed with Martin Sheen (which let’s be honest was off in another solar system). I’m not complaining- but I can def see how it would work in tv form.

Special shout out to the scissors in the one scene- they def gave me some mental and emotional trauma.

Rating: 4/10 Catz 🐈

January 6, 2024

Carrie (1976)

Carrie White, a shy, friendless teenage girl who is sheltered by her domineering, religious mother, unleashes her telekinetic powers after being humiliated by her classmates at her senior prom.

JayBell: Stephen King Month 2024 begins with a classic, Carrie. We debated about which version of Carrie we should watch and settled on this one, arguably the more well-known one.

Let's start with the things I like about this movie. I like the overall story. Abused daughter of an extremely religious mother, desperately trying to grow up in conditions that target her sense of worth and self-confidence. Carrie is a figure that you root for throughout, even as she finally breaks in the end.

The mother-daughter scenes I think stole the show. The actress who plays the mother managed to create incredible tension. Like Carrie, the audience almost holds their breath through the scenes, balancing on a wire, waiting for the mom to snap. The balance of power shifts between the two throughout the movie, each vying for control. Seeing Carrie act on her own power, without concern for her mom is both liberating and foreboding.

Now on to my grievances. First, the beginning locker room scene doesn't need to be as pervy as it is. And second, my biggest holdup with this movie is the ex "friend?" of Carrie, Sue. She constructs this big plot to have her boyfriend ask Carrie to the prom so she can have a good time or something. She goes through all this effort to "help" Carrie, even loaning out her boyfriend, and she doesn't even have a conversation with Carrie in the movie. I wanted a stronger reason for her actions. Also, has she never considered umm apologizing? Like saying I'm sorry for being an asshole? Maybe sit with her at lunch, hang out with her and make up for her action (or inaction) instead of this stupid plan.

Also, the female teacher is so hard to get a read on. Like she supports Carrie but she's also kind of abusive? I don't know. And finally, the end scene with Carrie snapping is kind of anticlimactic but I don't know if this is a limit to the special effects or something.

In the end, it's hard to compare movies like Carrie to what I like to call the heavy hitters (The Green Mile and Shawshank Redemption). But I'm going to give it more props simply because of the mother-daughter dynamic.

Rating: 6/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: Im not gonna lie- even tho im jazzed for Stephen King Month 2024- I was kinda like meh?? About Carrie- like existed but its from the 70s (being a notorious hater of the 70s horror we’ve watched bc the peeps are so dumb) and a girl gets revenge on the mean girls- right?? No- within seconds it had me.

First- the gym shower deal is so weird- like was that allllll necessary- cut to Carrie showering- uhhh who showers like that- excuse me for absolutely dissociating while I try remembering if I’ve already washed my face- but I think the answer is no one- then we have our big moment- and Carrie goes ballistic- and I completely pardon her from anything she does in the remaining run time of the movie. Bc those girls were sooo annoying and rude about a period - like maybe if you were 12? And even then you deserve what Carrie would do.

- quick aside:::: uhhhhhh why’s this or teacher slapping girls left and right???

Anyways Carrie’s mom totally needs some conditioner and a couple chill pills- like for realz. And then the plot to apologize by giving your bf to Carrie as a date to prom? Also was it a rule you couldn’t go to prom without a date bc that’s kinda something. Omigaaawd and the whole time these girls are insanely annoying and twisted and I’m so glad the one with the dumb hat had horrendous bangs.

- another aside::::: questions on the creepy Jesus in “Carrie’s Closet,” why do his eyes glow? Why’s he got real hair??????

But yeah- everything is total cringe in a bad way, yet survivable? The prom especially and like I felt like I had take a drug and everything slowed down…. Bc that tooook 4ever- like the one girl Sue who comes to I guess make sure her bf and Carrie win queen and king??? To figure out the bucket is above them and evil Chris and her stoopid dog of a bf (literally a golden retriever with only half a brain) are under the stage with the rope??? And then the pe teacher uuggg so dumb. Ohh and quick question- Tommy Ross keeps kissing Carrie (like was that part of the deallll) idk it’s a lot.

But the end that’s something. And I have to say I’m not a whimp- but the jump scare got me so bad I scared my cat. So that’s gotta be worth 4 points alone.

Rating: 6/10 Cats 🐈

December 30, 2023

Maggie Moore(s) (2023)

Police Chief Sanders unravels a web of small-town lies while investigating the bizarre murders of two women with the same name. He meets and quickly falls for Rita, a nosy neighbor who is eager to help solve the mystery.

JayBell: To sum it all up, this movie is just alright. It's not offensively bad, but it's also not notably good. It's one of those movies that I'm going to have no memory of watching in the near future. In fact, as I type this the memory of the plot is already fading.

It had some funny and chaotic moments sprinkled throughout, but it's not enough to carry the movie to outright success.

If you like Jon Hamm and a silly little mystery, you'll probably be okay with this movie. But I don't think you'd be recommending it to others as a must watch.

Rating: 5.5/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: Umm so not gonna lie it took me a good 5 minutes of thinking to remember what we watched LAST week! Why?? I have no clue bc it wasn’t bad??? It just kinda felt like one of the movies you watch and then forget?? Which makes me said bc Jon Hamm. But whatever maybe it’s me and my 2023 brain was powering down? The premise was really cool and interesting- the characters acting it out?? A chaotic mess of idiots. It was funny at moments - but the end hurt my soul. Deeply. Maybe that’s why I blocked it out. Anyway- the husband in this is a weasel and I’m still kinda confused as to why the sheriff was at a night class on writing?? I guess just as a hobby and a way to show us the other lady friend wasn’t the one? Bc true love is removing ice cream off their face?? Idk??? What I do know is that I calllled it when Greg stole the lotto ticket.

Rating: 5.5/10 Cats 🐈

December 23, 2023

Merry Little Batman (2023)

Damian Wayne must defend his home from the supervillains intent on destroying the holidays.

JayBell: The animation for this is cool and interesting to look at. And I love the Home Alone vibes with the Batman twist.

Of course the father-son relationship is the main star of the movie, as it should be. Giving Damien the computer-dad is a great way to explore that relationship even though Batman technically isn't with Damien. I like that Damien really does feel like a kid (excluding his ninja moves) who makes questionable choices even when he means well. Also a little evil at times (he didn't have to trick Alfred that way poor guy).

The only thing I don't like about the movie is Luke Wilson as Batman. I didn't feel like it fit at all. Don't get me wrong, the voice doesn't have to be all crazy gruff and deep and tortured. It doesn't have to be stereotypical Batman, but there is just something strange about Luke Wilson's performance of the character. But that's personal preference more than anything else.

It's a cute festive movie, and while I won't be rewatching it every Christmas, I think it breaks up the usual monotony of Christmas movies.

Rating: 6.5/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: Okkkay soo anything Batman gets an automatic approval and this looked sooo cute. I was hesitant that Luke Wilson voiced Batman-And that will kinda stick with me forever. Bc he’s forever stuck in Legally Blonde to me but whatever. And the animation was cool and I really liked how it gave Regular Show vibes with how backgrounds felt still to the character movement and almost watercolor like? The movie was very funny and cute- love the marshmallow dealio- alsooooo it took Alfred that long to get more?!?!?!?! The styling of the movie really helped in making the villains creepy while keeping it fun and unique. There were some sad bits- but not like oh I’m traumatized! And what’s Batman or Christmas without a little jab at the heart. Ohhhh the footsteps tho the footsteeeeeeppppps!!!! That hurt. And why did it have to be such a long scene? All in all it was cute and fun and a good Christmas cartoon. Ohhhh I can’t forget- the music!!! I knew Patrick Stump would never fail me. It really makes just this absurd vibe that makes the scenes chaotically fun.

Rating: 6/10 Batz 🦇

December 23, 2023

Your Christmas or Mine 2 (2023)

James' father had invited Hayley's family to spend Christmas in a luxury ski resort in the Austrian Alps. However, after a mix-up at the airport, another turbulent family Christmas tests the couple's relationship.

JayBell: I actually disagree with Anzie about this one. I think the sequel is worse than the first one. Not by much, but a little bit. I don't even mind the whole mix up at the resort. It's completely unrealistic, but I can forgive it.

So why do I think it's worse? One of the reasons is that they haven't learned their lessons from the first movie. Communication is key! Yes I know it's because they need the lack of communication for the plot and the conflict but I hate the lack of communication trope. He doesn't share his big news and she doesn't share her insecurities about the childhood friend and blah blah.

The second reason is the big 3rd act breakup. Not that there is one, but how it all unfolds. It starts because our main girl thinks her boyfriend is being all lovey dovey with the hot, rich, childhood friend. Okay fair. But then she turns it around by making it all about how he's gonna want to be with a rich person some day, who can afford nice resorts like this one, and how she doesn't belong.

Ummm what? Sure she made a comment about how fancy his house was and stuff, but she's never shown insecurity in that way until right now. In the past, she's brushed off his wealth pretty easily. So it comes out of the blue and feels like such a random conflict that the movie doesn't build up in any way. Plus, it's not like her boyfriend has ever shoved his wealth in her face, made comments about her lack of wealth or families wealth, or ever had crazy expectations of how she dresses or acts. This could be a nice conflict in general if the movie introduced it early and developed it throughout instead of randomly having it be a big thing now.

And the way's it's resolved is grandpa being like "don't let idiots judge you etc etc" and then she's like "you so right grandpa" bam conflict over. No insecurities anymore.

A final note: They are NOT ready to be engaged. But if they release a 3rd movie, you know we're gonna watch it to see what happens. A wedding switch? Maybe a baby swap?

Rating: 5/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: This movie pulled a Chicken Run 2 in somehow be so much better than the o.g.- don’t get me wrong it’s still a horrendous mess- but as slightly annoyed as I was I was amused. First off let’s just say they STILL need to work on communication- and AND the whole accommodation swap thing??? First, just saying bc I haven’t a clue what it’s like in the fancy ski slopes of the rich but uhhhhh idk if there’s just air b&b’s that turn out to be shacks with goats?? Just give up your pride and say oh you know what’s a great idea if we’re all in one place! And mayyyybe then a certain idiot would need to go through someone bag and find something- and then immediately forrrrrooooogggger her bf and his dad share initials! But whatever m- you’d also think if it was your bf you’d notice - oh he doesn’t use this brand or oh these aren’t his clothes but whatever. And thennnn to telll your entire family!!! Noice. And I hate the Bea thing - knew that would happen. This ending was soooo much more chaotic than the last too and then and thennn they tricked us! Anywaaay. The toilet thing was absolutely sick- I really don’t know how these characters are meant to function other than chaotically. I loved that Peanut got replaced with a goat this go around. And that they leaned into the horror feeling on this one because again in real life this would be a nightmare.

Rating: 5.75/10 Christmas Cats 🐈

December 21, 2023

Your Christmas or Mine (2022)

Students Hayley and James are young and in love. After saying goodbye for Christmas at a London train station, they both make the same mad split-second decision to swap trains and surprise each other.

JayBell: I haven't seen Asa Butterfield in anything since he was a kid, so it took me a while for me to get used to him in an adult role.

This movie is pretty cute, and I think they have some good jokes sprinkled in throughout. These two characters definitely need to work on their communication though. For the sake of conflict and everything, yeah bring on the drama, but I seriously they kept so many important things from each other.

Also the main lady has some audacity. Like she wanders into the forbidden room, opens all the stuff, and then decides to take it upon herself to decorate the whole place? I could never be that brave. She has supreme chaotic energy.

The dog scene is so crazy. Honestly, I didn't even find it funny.

I like that there's an attempt to explore the father-son relationship but I want there to be more of a conversation at the end between them than what there is.

But overall, it's a cute, entertaining Christmas movie.

Rating: 5.5/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: I have been dying for this trope since we watched Love at First Sight. And finnalllly we got it. But the reality is way worse than I thought. Bc if these happened to me. It wouldn’t be cute. I would die of pure mortification. End of story. The movie is very cringe but in that cute awkward way but also like I kinda hate them bc all of this is their own fault?? Bc both of the characters are absolute liars!!!! There is way too much to unpack there but like red flags guys, sort out your shenanigans and communication issues. The families are also a mess? But that’s a given? And I sooo knew his mom was gonna be dead and that Peanut was hers in some weird reverse John Wick dog thing. And I called it. And speaking of Peanut. The fact that he “died” that was not cool. And honestly it overshadows every thought I had about this movie. I can’t forgive it. I was a slap in my face and the face of Christmas. And the dog wasn’t even that cute.

- weird tho the dads like all I have is Peanut left- ummm you guys literally have a child? But sure.

- Also weird the grandpa in this was the crazy old pops rooster from the Chicken Run movies.

It was fun for the most part until the dog. So can’t wait for the shenanigans in the sequel.

Rating: 5.5/10 Christmas Cats 🐈

December 16, 2023

Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023)

Having escaped from the farm, Ginger and Rocky welcome a new little adventurer into their lives. Back on the mainland, the whole of chicken-kind faces a terrible new threat.

JayBell: One of the biggest plot points of this sequel--protecting the child from conflict and struggle by hiding the truth of the world from them--isn't unique. Like a little honesty with your child would go a long way.

I like that the lighting and tone and the animation is so much brighter in this sequel, not just because of advancements in animation, but because the story itself is so much more hopeful than the first. Of course it doesn't shy away from the central message of animal cruelty and human greed, but because all the chickens have created this free society, it automatically makes the world feel brighter.

I was wondering how they would update the concept of the first movie, and I think moving the conflict to center around a big corporation with more funding and a facade of morality is the perfect representation of the issue in the present day.

I also like that they made Rocky more himbo and less of a jerk in this one. I find him so much more likeable compared to his character in the original. The mother-daughter connection is a key part of the movie, and it's beautifully portrayed.

All in all, I'm impressed with the sequel. I'm glad they took their time creating it and didn't rush the process, even if it took 20 years.

Rating: 6/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: Okkkay soo shockingly the sequel is so much better than the O.G. Chicken Run. And I hate to say this, but the animation is so much better, bc that’s kinda not fair to say but it is. Annnnd the story is more fun too and feels like it’s got more details in it than the first. Although- like most secrets- this whole movie wouldn’t exist if Molly was just told the truth about the other side of the pond. The colors and different locations in the movie definitely feel like they add a lot of what the first movie was missing.

Ohhh and something I forgot in my first review- absolutely love the rats- but the one is a freak. Like he’s so obsessed with butts????? A little too much guys.

Love the fact that the farmer lady got a glow up bc she ditched her last husband and married a chicken nugget scientist that’s also a freaaaak. One thought tho is- and I really have no idea what they wanted the time line to be- but say definitely years later??- the same chicken that put me in a gravy machine and ran off with all my other chickens- just pops up in a secure Fort Knox style chicken farm/brainwashing facility/ nugget factory. I’d be worried and ask to be committed for my own safety. But that’s just me. Idk. Again it can’t beat flushed away’s superiority- but it was fun and cute and weird, so there’s that.

Rating: 5.5/10 Chickens 🐓