mo, late 20s. german / irisheverton, england nti talk about michael keane. a lot. i also writehttps://archiveofourown.org/users/bloodonourhands
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oh. A LOT to discuss.
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uh
why did i just remember these. i cannot deal with the way he was build during 2022 preseason right now. oh my god.
and then this moment again from saturday. i'm so glad this man is unreachable to me because he wouldn't know peace in my current state.
he needs to stop doing this. please.
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heavy nsfw fic rambles under cut!
"and so she ends up where she'd been before, only this time, the weight on top of her is heavier. the hands grasping between her legs harder, the fingers pushed inside of her faster, the kisses against her skin less coordinated, her head spinning more than it had ever before.
michael appears merciless, he's so into it that even when his own body urges him to just push his cock inside of her, hard, pressing against the fabric of his shorts, he can't.
he is too into it, cannot physically lift his hand from in between her legs, practically wanking her off so fast she cannot catch her breath. he urges to push a fourth finger in, three fingers already spreading her open, his fingers are big, her entrance small.
he cannot even remove his other hand from around her neck, too connected. cannot wank himself off, he's too into it."
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david ... what the hell was this 😭
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NOTICE THE PULL ON KAI'S SHIRT BTW-
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whatever the future holds for michael at everton, him and james found each other again after both once played together at burnley.
i remember when michael said that once burnley went down he was hoping for james to join everton. and he did. now he's one of our most important players. 💙
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there ain't no way ... uh. i might have to discuss this.
listen i will just ignore the obvious here (things i've heard, things that are said, looks very much like a goodbye, even if you just put one and one together) and focus on how insanely good he's been looking recently (physically, not the everlasting sad look on his face, he's aging so gracefully though, god he is stunning) like he is SO good in form. proper body. like. fighting my hardest to say it but hands on my hips while i'm on top etc etc
anyway ...
in my eyes he's ... genuinely too good looking for this world and no one deserves him so there's that. again ignoring his face. the way he is SHAPED ??? effortlessly beautiful. jfc.
if this was goodbye since he likely won't feature in the remaining three fixtures and a departure coming summer is more than likely ... it was a goodbye to remember in my opinion 🤍
like think about it. everyone wanted him to play upfront, then he led everton to stay up this season, for 73 seconds. he was a striker, like everyone always demanded, even if they just took the piss.
what a night. against all odds, we're staying up, my player may have gotten his send off, but in a proper manner, and we were once again given proof that he's just. absolutely insane.
also adding what i said on my twt cause. real.
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i just remembered this again. very important.
i shall just not speak.
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i did nothing wrong ?
people don't appreciate my brain 🕊️
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OBSESSED.
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HE LOOKS SO GOOD RIGHT NOW WHAT IS THIS I AM GOING TO VIOLENTLY BITE SOMEONE AND HOSPITALISE THEMMMMMMMM FUCK OFFFFFFF
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this tweet sums today up pretty well. UTFT !!!
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keane was subbed on in the 95th minute of the game and played for 102 seconds as a substitution for chermiti !!! GET INNNNNN
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friend made that comparison and it's so real at this point
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there is A SINGLE DEFENDER left on that bench, and guess who that might be. if not counting hunt who's, firstly a u21 player, and secondly more of a defensive midfielder. no one in this world can tell me that this isn't just straight up disrespectful to a player that's been with the club since 2017.
dyche rather pulled young back out of midfield and back into the backline where he is SHIT than playing keane a single time. yes we never know what's going on behind the scenes blah blah blah but how is this fair? i understand that keane is not good but young is arguably just as shit.
and how would we ever know that he hasn't improved when he wasn't given the chance since last year except for those 33 minutes when everton were already down 5-0 against chelsea. 3 more games this season. just let it end.
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this is such a newcastle thing to do after beating sheffield 0-8 away last summer
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michaelkeano won't even play for mykolenko nowadays now that he's injured ... sean dyche u missed a great opportunity.
it gets worse
it somehow gets even worse
@jamestarkowski explain yourself
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