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KIT CONNOR & JOE LOCKE as NICK & CHARLIE
Heartstopper, (2022-)
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but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me
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SCENERY IN MEDIA
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
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Hi Neil!
I just finished watching Dead Boy Detectives and loved it!!
I have a question about it, though:
There is a finnish painting called ”Lemminkäisen äiti” by artist Akseli Gallen-Kallela, which really reminded me of the washer woman painting !! :))
I was wondering if there was any chance that it was inspired by it or if it’s just my imagination :D? (Really cool either way)
(Here’s the painting, it’s about Lemminkäinen’s mother griefing the death of her son, based on Finland’s national epic Kalevala)
I personally have always loved that painting -- i first saw it in the Helsinki art museum in about 1997 and it was my second favourite painting there.
But I don't know the answer to your question.
#suomi mainittu#i wonder what his favorite painting is tho! mine is eero järnefelt's under the yoke. i just can't look away whenever i go to ateneum
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This man is trying to fuck like he's in Cirque du Soleil.
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After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:
“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”
Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.
“Ow!”
“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”
“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”
“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”
The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.
“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”
She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.
“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”
The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.
“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.
“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”
“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”
#fave#i read this right after waking up and i was SURE i had dreamt it but apparently i even forwarded the post to my husband
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She’s the one who insisted on turning on the camera.
Yeah, ‘cause I thought it would make you leave me alone.
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Pride and Prejudice (2005) + facts
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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward
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You’ve been a champion to the krogan people, a friend of clan Urdnot and a sister to me.
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emma and dexter + kisses
ONE DAY (2024)
#one day#i may rewatch this because i need a palate cleanser after having read to a novel i really disliked#em and dex 4e
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