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gore.
the trees are fake, the air is dead, the birds are stuffed with poison lead and the ground is much too clean.
and if it's only me who's scared, strap them to electric chairs, ring the moon like a broken bell.
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@lipringthings asked : you've got a lot of nerve, showing your face around here again. - ( sb saying it about him ) rennie
"shhhhh!" so pointed it's almost louder than the statement itself. sabrina glances at the man who isn't even looking in their direction, flashing a forcedly polite smile in case he does. "not so loud. he's, like, right there. you guys still haven't squashed that beef?"
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@lipringthings asked :"i've known you for years, and you haven't changed a bit." - meredith
"well, i'm slightly taller now, and i'm no longer allergic to blueberries." that's gotta be his biggest flex of 2017. a beat. "it's good to see you, mer." corners of the mouth lift into a pleasant smile as he reaches out to pull her into an one-armed hug.
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PROMPTS FROM LOVE ACTUALLY
* assorted dialogue from the 2003 film, adjust as necessary
it’s the saddest part of my day, leaving you.
if you look for it, i’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love actually is all around.
i could just have him murdered.
thank you, i’ll think about it.
ruthless trained killers are just a phone call away.
to me, you are perfect.
can you give me any clues at all?
well the truth is… actually… i’m in love.
i really want to know.
there’s nothing i can do about it.
i thought it would be something worse.
tell her that you love her.
okay, that sounds fine. bit boring, but fine.
that sounds so bizarre.
that is genuinely bad timing.
american girls would seriously dig me with my cute british accent.
they've done it. it's official.
this is shit, isn't it?
i was hoping you'd win.
christmas is for people with someone they love in their lives.
so... what's this big news then?
it was always going to be a total shit time.
oh, don't be disgusting. get out of my house.
look at the sign on the door.
you’ll always regret it if you don’t.
well, this is a surprise.
has it been a good visit?
we got what we came for.
you never talk to me. you don’t like me.
you can just show yourself out, can’t you?
do you think everybody knows?
tell me, if you were in my position, what would you do?
would you wait around to find out?
oh god, i am so in the wrong.
you’ve also made a fool out of me.
ask me anything you like. i’ll tell you the truth.
god, i wish you hadn’t turned that down.
shit, i can’t believe i just said that.
basically, you’re fucked, aren’t you?
this is shit, isn’t it?
where the fuck is my fucking coat?
thank you very much, but no.
actually, i was being serious.
it would be great if we could be friends.
it’s a terrible, terrible mistake.
you’re not who i think you are, are you?
who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?
i will miss you. and your very slow typing. and your very bad driving.
i’ll give you anything you ask for, as long as it’s not something i don’t want to give.
i’m very busy and important. how can i help you?
oh, shut your face.
actually, i don’t have to go.
true love lasts a lifetime.
so what’s this big news, then?
life is full of interruptions and complications.
oh no. that is so inconvenient.
i very much like the look of you.
send an embarrassingly big car and i’ll be there!
i never asked you how your love life is going.
the thing about romance is… people only get together right at the very end.
look at the sign on the door!
loitering around the jewelry section, i see!
a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
i think you’re not surprised.
oh my god, i’ve got a terrible stomach ache.
how will you be celebrating?
all i want for christmas is you.
you would have broken my heart if you’d said yes.
the nurses are trying to kill me.
are you sure you don’t mind me going without you?
i love you even when you’re sick and look disgusting.
did i mention that i love you?
i look quite pretty.
no one’s ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.
hello. i heard you were gorgeous.
i’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.
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PRE ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP PROMPTS
* assorted dialogue to help set up already existing relationships between your muses and give them past scenarios to reference, adjust as necessary
CHILDHOOD BEST FRIENDS
we were only kids back then. we didn't know any better.
you promised me we'd be friends forever.
you've changed quite a bit since i saw you last.
how are your parents doing? will you tell them i said hi?
i've known you for years, and you haven't changed a bit.
you've always been like this.
remember the last time this happened?
sure, i made a lot of mistakes, but so did you.
do you remember how we met?
you always stood up for me, no matter what.
i've always had a lot of love in my heart for you.
when i was struggling, you were always there for me.
I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY
i thought i told you to stay away.
you've got a lot of nerve, showing your face around here again.
i really don't want to see you again.
you're supposed to call and warn me before you show up here.
there's never going to be a "next time."
this is the last time you show up like this.
last time i said i never wanted to see you again, and yet here you are.
you can't just show up here unannounced.
you remember what happened the last time you showed up.
every time you show up here, shit hits the fan.
you're putting us all in danger by showing up here.
don't you have somewhere else to be?
ROMANTIC FEELINGS
i'm sorry, but i can't stop thinking about you.
after the time we spent together, you've been on my mind.
can we discuss what happened between us?
the last time i saw you, you were going to say something... and then you stopped.
did you mean it? any of it?
i wish we were still together.
would you go on another date with me?
it's hard to deny how you make me feel.
you've always had an effect on me.
i can't stop thinking about the way you look at me.
GENERIC "I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR A WHILE"
do you remember what you told me?
i can't believe this is happening to us again.
the last time this happened, we were better prepared.
i tried calling you a hundred times, but you never answered.
this was never supposed to end like this.
didn't you see my text?
i know you better than anyone else.
you can't lie to me. i can tell when you're lying.
you're making "the face" again.
you promised me you'd stop doing that.
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"OH SHIT, WE'RE TRAPPED!" PROMPTS
* assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary
looks like we're stuck here.
we'll never find a way out in time.
have you tried the door?
try jiggling the handle.
that's it. i'm smashing our way through.
i'm not going to die in here.
we've tried everything.
it's no use!
well, we're not getting out that way.
that was pointless.
do you have any other bright ideas?
this is all your fault.
i can't believe i listened to you.
this is what i get for trusting you.
everything's locked.
there must be another way.
it's pointless. there's no way we're getting out of here in time.
maybe we could try yelling for help?
wait, did you hear that?
i'm sorry. this is all my fault.
they tricked us.
i'm going to break the door down.
maybe we should just wait for someone to rescue us.
they'll notice we're gone. they'll come looking for us.
i wish i had a better idea.
of all the people i had to be stuck here with, it has to be you.
don't give me that look. this is all your fault.
wait! do you see that? light!
that's it! we're getting out of here!
hold your breath!
i found us another way out of here!
can you still hear me?
i'm gonna get us out of here.
keep your eyes fixed on me.
did the wall just move?
it just shut behind me!
that was our only way out!
tell me a story to pass the time.
they'll find us. they will.
once they see we've gone, they'll come looking for us.
i don't see any other options.
try using your shoulder to break the door down.
does anyone have a match?
i still have my flashlight!
how long have we been trapped in here?
feels like we've been down here for days.
you told me there was a way out!
everyone stand back. i'm going to try something.
let's see if this works.
well, we're fucked.
i'm not giving up just yet.
you're just wasting energy!
all right, sound off!
i can't see anything.
ow! you just stepped on my foot!
well, it was a nice try.
not sure what you were trying to accomplish with that.
that's your bright idea?
we're all gonna die.
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AS SAID BY ANDERS
* assorted dialogue from dragon age: II
i think something's moving!
i hear it's quite popular.
that's not strictly accurate.
i'm always happy to see your face... but it seems particularly lovely right now.
we've hardly met and i feel like i know you. am i making you uncomfortable?
you do have an opinion on mages, don't you?
can i ask you something, [name]?
i think we're better off focusing on the task at hand.
i shouldn't be seen here.
i've tried not to shout it from the rooftops.
i know it isn't my place to criticize, but...
oh, i'm sure i can get more creative.
a year ago, maybe we could have had something.
that's not what i was going to ask.
i need your help again. can we speak privately?
i'm your worst nightmare!
you're not nearly as selfish as you pretend.
i'm right here, you know. should i stick my fingers in my ears until you're done?
they never learn, do they?
not all mages are weak.
go ahead. say it.
you specifically don't mention me.
why would you shy away from loving someone just because they're like you?
i don't know how you live the way you do, blithely ignoring the consequences of your actions.
i'd like to attend the funeral.
anyway, you wanted to talk to me?
i can't believe you're still not taking sides.
i would drown us in blood to keep you safe.
i keep thinking i know you from somewhere.
we have important things to do. why do they insist on interrupting?
i don't think they're here to chat!
you take a grave risk in trusting me.
it's not a good feeling, you know.
i don't know whether to cherish every moment i am with you, or fear for you to have me there.
how can you have so much faith? does nothing bother you?
it doesn't matter. nobody deserves that.
you've messed with the wrong mage!
everyone, over here!
some things are worse than death.
want to see what's under these robes?
this is so not working!
so you're telling me you have no opinion on the matter?
where did you learn your magic?
do you ever have any regrets?
it was meant well. i don't know if that's enough to forgive me.
you don't like me, [name]?
my bruises have bruises!
i think i broke every bone in my body.
i'm not sure how much more of this i can take.
no! don't be dead! please!
any suggestions?
are you sure you want to encourage me? i might be about to confess my undying love.
you didn't have anything to do with this?
my face is the least of my concerns right now.
you're giving me that look again.
i'm a mage, not a miracle worker.
if someone here tries to hire me again, i'm leaving.
don't mind me. i'm just going to hide my face for a while.
it is still a thrill to turn and see you beside me.
your support has meant the world to me.
sometimes i miss being that selfish.
what makes this relic of yours so valuable?
you've got a real chip on your shoulder, you know?
i just figured some of them would say no. for aesthetic reasons, if nothing else.
i don't see how that's any of your business.
why don't you shout? i don't think everyone heard you.
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PAUL MESCAL
for Harper's Bazaar interview (2023)
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"wait," squints, brows furrowing and lips pressing together like he's unprepared and supposed to be solving a math equation in front of the whole class. "so, uhh," a small chuckle. "is that a yes, or...?"
rowan looks out the window as they drove passed a place she was sure she saw on news night the other week. stabbing, very sad. she twists her body around in the passenger seat to face him, her lips pursed downward. " i wouldn't say no to that. "
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"connor," he's putting on the responsible teacher hat. "i am not going to squeeze the eight of you into my tiny car and drive across the state line because you wanna go to some video game dress-up party." before the other can argue back; "and no, we cannot just 'stuff your friend steffy into the trunk' because 'she's short'."
connor was sure he'd be down for this. " boooo, " he moans, hoping the disapproval from him ( a cooler, younger, hipper guy ) might be the peer pressure rex needed right now. " rexinald, don't be lame. and it's barely against the law. i checked. "
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☆ Smut [-ing] Prompts ☆
[feel free to use & reblog]
- these prompts are 18+ and include sexual themes, please be warned
☆ { going } down on them in the backseat of a car
☆ { putting } a hand over their mouth to be quiet
☆ { overstimulating } them til they’re begging
☆ { telling } them how good [or bad] they are
☆ { calling } them late at night to come over
☆ { licking } their neck to make them gasp
☆ { whispering } encouragement to them
☆ { crying } because of how good it feels
☆ { holding } their shoulders for stability
☆ { kissing } the marks you left on them
☆ { tying } them down as a punishment
☆ { interlacing } your fingers during it
☆ { trying } a new position with them
☆ { grinding } down against their lap
☆ { slapping } them on [insert place]
☆ { taking } care of them afterwards
☆ { laughing } mid way through
☆ { waking } them up with oral
☆ { pulling } their hair
☆ { riding } them
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an amused huff pushes past his lips, hands on the steering wheel while eyes take a quick peek at the girl. "of course! that's where 70% of all bloodclots form." an information completely pulled out of his ass but executed with enough nonchalant confidence to potentially fool those who wouldn't know better. "it's like the bloodclot central down there. you're seriously lucky i checked for you. could've been a close call, you know." but at this point, even he isn't taking himself seriously. a beat. "alright, so what you're saying is.. if i pull over into that romantic-" empty; abandoned, "stunningly lit-" half dark, "parking lot over there, you won't let me go down on you?"
she sits up straight in her seat, mimicking his shocked expression and mocking his faux offended gasp. " because the place to check that, of course, is my inner-thigh, " she judges, settling back into her seat with a raised brow.
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@lipringthings asked : [ calm down ] sender pets receiver's hair and tries to soothe them after a scary situation - steffy
"shit." finally past the hyperventilating stage, eugene tries to get himself together, using the back of his hand to wipe the leftover tears from the corners of the eyes. "okay, yeah, i think i'm good." gently pulling himself away from her – admittedly soothing – touch, he leans against the toilet. flushing for the seventh time, he's hoping it'll somehow wash away the fact she just witnessed him mid panic attack so bad you throw up. "thank you." clears his throat. "thanks. uhh, so sorry you had to see that."
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@lipringthings asked : so can i count you in? - connor
there's a solid three second silence as he wonders if the kid's for real. didn't the discouraged expression and many, many sighs of disapproval while the plan was being explained indicate he's not, in fact, in? "....no?" rex finally says. "i mean obviously not. are you crazy? that is a terrible idea, that is- i'm pretty sure it's even against the law."
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mouth hangs slightly open in a shocked expression, a soft, faux-offended gasp escaping his throat. “i... don’t know what you’re on about.” he then deadpans. “i was just checking-” lips twist into a playful little smile. “your blood circulation.”
fusebcx asked: [ knee ] sender lays a hand on receiver's leg while driving - maurice
his hand on her leg, she places her hand above it. her fingers lacing with his. the warm of his hand burning her cold one. she lifts their entwined hands, picking up his hand from her leg and placing it down on his own, letting go with a pat. " yeah, no, we're not doing that today, matey. "
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"sure thing." clicks her tongue and closes her right eye, sticking up the lipstick-tinted thumb as a sign of approval before rubbing it against the side of her index finger to wipe it off. "camaraderie." before, "yes, anyway-" a suggestive raise of the brows before she decides to let it slide, circling back to the previous topic. "you said the racoons were... inside the wall?"
fusebcx asked: [ smudge ] sender cleans lipstick off receiver's face - marla
she caught him off guard, her thumb on the corner of his mouth cut off his words mid sentence. dragging the fat of her thumb across his skin, rubbing away the red smear that he wasn't entirely sure how long had been there. he only knew what colour was because it's the shade she'd been wearing. not marla, of course. it wasn't her red lipstick. she was just the first person kind enough to point it out. " uh, thanks, " he mumbled, rubbing the place her thumb had been a second ago, just to make sure. " so, anyway- "
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PROMPTS FROM SURVIVOR
* assorted dialogue from the tv show, adjust as necessary
now would be the time to do so.
the tribe has spoken.
it grew legs and walked off.
you guys are quitters.
i will always wave my finger in your face.
no, go ahead. you have to say something bad about me.
making love's my sport.
i actually hate kids.
i brought my bag of tricks with me tonight.
you're garbage at rapping. you can't rap. you have no bars.
you mumbled "here we go again."
is there any way i could have your jacket?
last time i was mean. this time, i'm meaner.
i don't need a souvenir, so.
don't get booty blinded.
when it comes down to it, we don't mix. we're like chicken parm and tuna fish.
you need to get in the ocean and wash your ass.
i can get loud too! what the fuck!
i ain't finished playing just yet.
do you belong out here?
my scenario isn't really much different than yours.
i don't have a shitty apartment.
i'm against you.
you understand that better?
not to split hairs, but that's a very big difference.
i'd take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter.
i say, stick to the plan.
it's kinda like why elephants can't run up trees.
i ate fifty-eight chicken nuggets in five minutes.
it's that kind of cocky attitude that makes people really hate your guts.
i want to throw up.
i love seeing people cry when you crush their dreams.
my grandmother is sitting at home, watching jerry springer right now.
i'm sorry. i don't talk llama.
i don't wanna be that person. i'm tired of being hated by everybody.
i'll wear a tiara. a man tiara. do they make those?
i'm just trying to explain my side so it doesn't look like i was the mastermind behind it.
i don't think you stand a chance.
you don't deserve it because you suck at life.
we're gonna do something a little different.
it doesn't really surprise me.
you're the schemer here. i'm on to you.
i don't think you're smart enough to do it.
you have made my life hell from day one.
it's a fucking stick!
he's a snake and he lies, but he also tells the truth too.
i was watching treasure island.
i'm confused. what are you laughing at?
honestly... i'm in awe.
i'm the biggest bitch on the planet.
i need somebody who can pee on my hand.
i'll lie. i don't care. i'll make up a good lie.
choose a number between one and ten.
do you know what a reuben sandwich is, [name]?
i may be a lot of things, but i ain't no hershey bar.
you're a very openly arrogant, pompous human being.
your inability to admit your failures without going into a whiny speech makes you a bit of a loser.
you lied to me.
what goes around comes around.
i can't wait to meet this guy.
he's a stupid ass.
stupid people. let me just say that again - stupid people.
did you get the letter?
i hope you guys all get bit by a freaking crocodile.
i'm not a very openly nice person.
i was your friend at the beginning of this.
i just think it's an interesting comment, coming from you.
is that part of the problem?
i will explain this to you.
i'm gonna burn his hat.
are you with me or against me?
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