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"It was wonderful! Heavenly! Beautiful! And ours!"
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Indulgence✨
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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever
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I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced
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What if someone created an AI that was educated purely from everything on Tumblr?
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cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and
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I just had a realization.
Vegeta knows what “clown” means.
Saiyans had clowns.
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I love how both corvids and parrots are in general highly intelligent, but where corvids generally have strict hierarchies, solve disagreements in the pecking order by fighting, and have a strong dislike for anything new or foreign until they figure out how to make use of it, parrots are just here to party.
The New Caledonian crow, who knows how to specifically build a tool in order to build another tool, never engages in play. These motherfuckers are smarter than some people with the right to vote, and they are Extremely Serious Birds. They don't have time to play, they got work to do and kids to raise.
And then there's the kea, straight-up titled "clown of the mountains", that has a specific vocalization for "playtime!". Scientists decided to try what happens if they play the Play Call for two fully-grown adult keas that are together in an area and can clearly see there is no other, third kea to make the call, and they just go "great idea, disembodied voice! it's TIME TO FUCKING PARTY!" and start wrestling.
Imagine working really hard in order to make it into a top university to study astrophysics, making it to your first Very Serious Class, sitting down full of serious determination, and the dude next to you is taking notes without using his hands, with a glitter pen he's shoved up his nose. And his notes are good.
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There were no clean bowls
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ideal Peter Parker: late 20s, high school science teacher, deeply in love with his beautiful celebrity spouse who earns at least ten times his salary, basically no knowledge of the last decade of pop culture, a talent for acts of extreme violence, obnoxiously hot
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Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position
Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014
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