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templephoenix · 8 hours
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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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templephoenix · 2 days
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🎵 SHOT THROUGH THE HEART🎵
🎵 AND YOU'RE TO BLAME🎵
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templephoenix · 2 days
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templephoenix · 2 days
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6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away
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templephoenix · 2 days
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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templephoenix · 2 days
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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templephoenix · 2 days
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Conrad Kiesel (1846-1921) "Young Ladies Reading a Manuscript" Oil on canvas
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templephoenix · 2 days
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save me hot shower
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templephoenix · 3 days
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Nice consequences, did your actions pick them out for you ?
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templephoenix · 3 days
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Ttoekbokki cats! The final part of my Korean food cats. This one is my personal favorite. They look so cozy in their spicy sauce <3
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templephoenix · 3 days
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Doughnut whale sharks 🍩✨
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templephoenix · 4 days
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YouTube is such a good example of the self-defeating nature of greed
Like if they still just had a short ad or two on each video, plenty of people would end up watching them because they didn't care enough to stop them
But now that it's 2 ads every 3-4 minutes? And each one could be anything from a 30-second TV spot to a full-length music video or a 6-minute presentation by a defense contractor?
Everyone's got that shit locked DOWN. Triple-strength adblockers just to make the viewing experience bearable, laptops only for anything over 30 seconds... YT done goofed
guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent
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templephoenix · 5 days
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Lilla Cabot Perry (1848-1933) "Reading" Oil on canvas Impressionism
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templephoenix · 7 days
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Carl von Marr (German, 1858 - 1936) - In the magic garden
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