The thing about wanting to write smart essays is you truly do have to read books to do that, and the thing about reading books is that it is way harder now that I am not 17 and smartphoneless
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I love how much ppl hate Deepnest because I find it so calming somehow. Like wow...nice ambiance. Pretty glowy mushrooms. And look at all these darling little creatures. This one's wearing a red cloak like Hornet! Garpedes are so cool...wonder where they're going. I'm gonna pet a Stalking Devout
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Dorm
Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
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Tarantula: May I have a coke please
Waitress: All we have is Pepsis is that okay?
*Tarantula sweating nervously*: Y-you have what
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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.
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things haven't been great
but i think they will be. eventually 🌻🌼🩷
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to see the humanity in the people you were raised to hate is one of the greatest rebellions against those who rely on your hatred for them to prosper. don't give them that, fight the urge, fight their voice in your head which you know is not yours, fight the anger they instill within you with the purpose of making you hateful and vengeful.
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Source smoothdunk on twitter
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