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ben | 34 | he/him | bi | engaged | trans | writer
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I desperately need to raise $150 to keep my electricity on. I know it doesn’t seem like much but the last two months have been disaster after disaster, and since I work from home, not having power would be yet another nightmare. Venmo: @benbrengle PayPal: [email protected] Any contributions would be immensely helpful.
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Please boost this if you can, I’m in dire need.
I'm raising $5,000.00 until 10/08/2023 for Recovery Fund. Can you help? https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/8XrkOtZRxz
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I'm raising $5,000.00 until 10/08/2023 for Recovery Fund. Can you help? https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/8XrkOtZRxz
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Somebody translated the infernal runes face tattoo that you can put on your character and the runes on the forhead literally just spell "forhead", the runes on the nose spell "nose" and the runes on the chin say "chin"
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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
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confession: varshahn made me cry when he showed up in endwalker
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A Scion road trip would look like:
Thancred driving
Y'shtola in shotgun with the map
But she's really navigating from memory from making the same trip 7 years ago
They are 682 malms off course
The twins are squashed in the middle
Between Urianger and WoL in the back
Raha's in a carrier taking a nap after yowling for two hours
The radio only plays Eorzean NPR (Y'shtola's preference), American 80's classic rock (Thancred's), or acoustic KidzBop on AM radio
Alphinaud is out of juice boxes
Alisaie has to pee
Urianger is using tarot to divine if they'll all survive this trip
Tataru absolutely did not account for WoL stress eating an entire gas station worth of snacks in their trip budget
Or the side trip to see Eorzea's largest ball of yarn (Raha's idea)
The gas tank is on E and the nearest gas station is two Thancred mental breakdowns away
Followed by 10 hours of driving by nothing but scenic out of season corn fields (so basically Ohio)
Ryne and Gaia took their own car (a dark purple convertible) and passed Thancred hours also while blasting California Gurls at an obscene volume and singing along
They made it to the hotel just fine and now wont answer their phones because they're chilling by the pool
At one point Thancred stops the car to get out and yell at the sky for 45 seconds, then gets back in and resumes driving like nothing happened
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here is my one bit of wisdom as a 32 year old with no interest in being a "fandom elder" or "community mom" or whatever -
if someone a little older in your friend group takes care of things and has good advice to offer and whatever, and you all sometimes joke abt them being the mom friend, that's fine and normal
if someone self declares themselves as the mom friend, and begins to act like that is a role with actual authority, Fucking Run
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the line “would you stop saying you’ve got nothing left? I’m right here, [name], I’m right here.” is so raw you’d think it’s from self-insert mafia slashfic or a gay porno where a bodyguard sucks his boss off on a helicopter ride but it’s actually from goncharov (1973) presented by martin scorcese
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