No crimes today guys😔 they can see us.
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uh....don't know if carmen takes questions but uh... YOU ARE REALLY COOL AND UH MY FAVORITE ON TEAM RED.
hey, playing favorites? that's not nice -player
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So true ❤️
Carmen, whilst making out with Julia: I love International Women’s Day 🥰 🥰 🥰
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Hey????
Hello, this is one of your agents writing. Carmen Sandiego has been spotted in Moscow. (With a VILE operative [not Shadowsan]) (and they are working together. [Not making out.]) Have fun!✨️
-One of the ACME agents
ARE YOU FROM TWITTER
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Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! Remember to steal chocolates from your least favorite corporations today :)
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This sacrifice will not be forgotten😔
esteemed fellow faculty, as you may be aware, i, gunnar maelstrom, have been called assless, flat as a board, l'homme sans cul, even. justifiably? perhaps. but i feel as if these are merely labels, safe ways to categorize my uniquely concave ass, which allows me to warp the laws of physics as air from a high pressure zone passes into a low pressure zone. so stop bullying me
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Welcome to the club buddy
esteemed fellow faculty, as you may be aware, i, gunnar maelstrom, have been called assless, flat as a board, l'homme sans cul, even. justifiably? perhaps. but i feel as if these are merely labels, safe ways to categorize my uniquely concave ass, which allows me to warp the laws of physics as air from a high pressure zone passes into a low pressure zone. so stop bullying me
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When is international bully Maelstrom day? Asking for a friend.
we've hired a vile operative to run this blog instead of us so if you're directing any questions to the faculty please be specific. and please try to be nice to the operative his code name is Intern
anyway . from now onwards we will only be posting on special occasions like international bully maelstrom day. good bye and fuck all of you
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History repeats itself…
Sorry @acmeofficial it had to be done.
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Wooooow. Way to be a capitalist.
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…What do you call us, then?
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Have you considered being nicer? Alternatively, have you considered not being cops.
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This is something that we in the thieving business call a major L, unfortunately. Get ratio’d.
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We believe in democracy here, sorry.
Sorry @acmeofficial it had to be done.
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Sorry @acmeofficial it had to be done.
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What you guys think about el topo and le chevre?
They’re really cute together! They’re one of those super affectionate couples who have matching everything and everyone rolls their eyes, but secretly, if El Topo and Le Chevre broke up, I think the world would completely stop-
Wait, did you mean as operatives?
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how cool would u rate paper star / dash haber out of 10
Pippy Punkstockings, eh? She’s one of the only VILE operatives who comes close to truly rivaling me, and I can respect her for that.
Despite this, anyone such a total disregard for history isn’t cool in my book, so it knocks her score down a bit. 7/10
Dash Haber… it is fun to have another hat buddy, but his is a bit… on the deadly side, whereas mine is a beautiful fashion statement. 6/10
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