Happy Hoelidays ya’ll 🥰🤓🤭

omfg how could i have forgotten the forehead one 💀 jheez. I wonder if he can make them pop on purpose 🤣👀🫢

I'm currently obsessed with the way his eye vein pops out when he makes that serious face... And in his most recent interviews his neck vein is like, bulging out ong help it's literally so distracting

OMG those veins. Yeah I have a file

AND the v shaped veins that literally spell 'V' for vamp on his forehead 🔥

But that neck vein - I dunno what it's called - Jugular??

I reckon he lifts heavy weights and that's made it POP

Seriously - can someone make it stop

MATTHEW GOODE | he's so ugh

MATTHEW GOODE | zaddy gifs

MATTHEW GOODE | zaddy gifs

and theyre hairy 🥵🤚

im defs seeing green eyes

"4 kids, double the trouble" said David earlier. So he should not be so surprised when his making out session with his girlfriend in the dunes gets interrupted by alarming noises.

I am quite peeved too 😤

📷 Four Kids and It (2020) my edit

MATTHEW GOODE | zaddy gifs

screaming crying rolling on the floor etc. HE WAS IN MY DREAM AND I INTERACTED WITH HIM 😭😭😭 he was my teacher!? There was more which I unfortunately forgot, but what I remember is that it was the last day of class and he gave me tootsie rolls and they had like innuendos on the wrapper and he was like “🥰🥰🥰” passing them out. It killed me fr. And then the next day myself and someone else showed up at his class again to see him and he said, “you guys miss me already?😄” I got so flustered omfg. So we all hang out and then i talked to him abt something 1 on 1 and i literally couldn’t even speak bc i was so 😳🥵😶‍🌫️. I’m mad af bc i can’t remember the rest.

MATTHEW GOODE | zaddy gifs

MATTHEW GOODE | zaddy gifs

He ATE

JAKE “HE HAS THE RANGE, HONEY”GYLLENHAAL as DET. DAVID LOKI (Prisoners, 2013) | LOU BLOOM (Nightcrawler, 2014)

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It’s a look 😮‍💨

JAKE GYLLENHAAL photographed by Norbert Schoerner for The Prada Linea Rossa 2023 eyewear campaign

MATTHEW GOODE | The Crown

MATTHEW GOODE | zaddy gifs

JAKE GYLLENHAAL | uncouth gifs

THE GOODE WIFE | baby 🥺