put on this earth to eat trans girl pussy with fervor and gusto. drooling so much youll feel it on your thighs. dw tho i will clean u up and say thank u…

hmm thinking abt those "prank" pregnancy tests that always return a positive result... do transfem bottoms know about these?

i didnt even realize this was a porn bot i was like yeah thats a regular text post on tumblr dot com

everyone shut up and think about fat tummy

everyone shut up and think about fat tummy

everyone shut up and think about fat tummy

everyone shut up and think about fat tummy

everyone shut up and think about fat tummy

everyone shut up and think about fat tummy

everyone shut up and think about fat tummy

as a tme trans person there's really nothing you can say, no words of solidarity or anger shown over transmisogyny, that will stop some of these guys from still occasionally coming to you with this chauvinist brotalk conspiratorial tone, constantly offering you the opportunity to "hold people accountable" or to take an exciting new venture in masculine gender affirmation by exercising your very own right to gendered violence enacted against the most vulnerable women in your community. there's very few better examples of the way that your positionality to transmisogyny as a tme person always always always privileges you over transfems than the fact that in the perceived absence of transfems, other tme people will still talk to you about them the way cis men trade misogynistic quips in a locker room. we have a sub-bare-minimum obligation to recognize that positionality, but more importantly to deny these people the cordiality that they expect, to ignore vague implications that we might "also be implicated" in not condemning (we aren't actually implicated or shitcanned the way women are by these guys, we never are, they'll just block you and any collateral heat you catch as a tme person will fade within days), to stick up for women in our community whether or not we know them, and to make transmisogynists (even those with "terfs DNI!!!" in bio) feel as unwelcome in our spaces as possible

sorry i got hard when your shirt rode up a little and showed off your tummy. its cause i wanted to get you pregnant

Cow: She's given hormones and loves grass and then later you can milk her or put her meat in your mouth.

Trans girl: She's given hormones and loves grass (weed) and then later you can milk her or put her meat in your mouth.

???

twitching cocks in tight panties leaking cum through the fabric tonight queen?

dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

No babe I don’t want you to stop infodumping, I just wanted to grind on your thigh while I was listening