Love them and this AU sm

why have we, as a fandom, not progressed to the point of putting jackson wang parties into our marauders aus?

lowkey obsessed with this man…

@imdamagecontrol you know which one is for you <3

The "never meant to start a war but..." tiktoks can go, and please get a life?

Why do u feel the necessity to spread ur hate more? Can't we all just enjoy the shit we enjoy?!?!

JESUS CHRIST

can someone rb this post tomorrow so that i remember to water the plant my boyfriend got me and that is already dying please 🪴

actually it would be great if every time someone found this post they rbed it, for the plant's sake

And a Rosekiller nsfw comic because I love their dynamic hehe

rip bartimus crouch jr you would’ve loved monster energy drinks

Advice for women?

lesbian sex

I’m like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction

No offense but life is all about reading books, kissing girls, being nice, and eating strawberries

🛐 hey God it's me. can something gay happen to me soon please.

they need to start making testosterone you can apply as lip gloss

Wolf, star, and chaser.

By likeafunerall, and reposted with permission.

Wolf, star, and chaser.

By likeafunerall, and reposted with permission.

"i think that, if youre Croatian and any time someone calls out your lack of knowledge on american geography you start talking about how bad european education is and how its actually not your fault that you dont know what region the chesapeake is in because you cant look at google maps bc milanović will personally shoot you, youre very annoying" Do you see how annoying u sound now. Lord

hiiii i hope you know we did actually learn about american geography. for example we learnt that americas are two continents, and we had to learn the major rivers, mountains, big cities, and mark the capitals of the countries - like rio de janeiro, buenos aires, santiago, washington dc, and so on. if you try to look very hard youll notice that the usa is one country and that it really doesnt matter where chesapeake is because 1) thats a city and not a country like nigeria in the main post 2) virginia is a state, not a country. the usa is a country, and i know its capital and i know where its positioned. i also speak the language spoken in it, can name usamerican actors, musicians, movies, etc. come on now you try this with croatia :^)

she doesn't know that he's going to reject immortality, literal godhood for her. she doesn't know that he's going to fall into tartarus for her. she doesn't know that he's going to lose every last one of his memories but still remember her. she doesn't know that this boy is going to become the absolute love of her life in just a handful of years.

i can't fucking breaTHE