you all don't understand my brothers are so funny

I do think kids should have to be taught what gay is for the sole reason or preventing someone’s first exposure being Amy Dallon of Worm Parahumans. That was just twisted. My first time even hearing of the concept. Nothing can undo that. Anyone else experience this or was I the unlucky bastard

To this day I feel like the most productive lens of analysis for Worm is "God it would suck if superhumans were real. Aren't you glad superhumans aren't real"

99 percent of tumblr bloggers go to asleep right before scrolling to a really insightful piece of worm analysis

you're a loser, baby, a loser, goddamn baby

blasto and fume hood were literally just stoners from boston. like what the fuck

the slug is 10000000000000% the funniest worm character sorry i know we all know this by now but its like every time i remember that the slug exists i laugh a little bit to myself. hes a slug who mind wipes you and his name is the slug. the fact that he has virtually zero presence in the story only elevates the humor value to ever more insane levels. i love the idea of like… Invoking the Slug. calling on him to smite your enemies. mister the slug, take him to the cauldron dungeon and have him mind wiped!!!! dont care didnt ask plus youre a cauldron cape and the slug is gonna erase all your memories. i hope cauldron pays him a comfortable living wage i guess is what im saying

The travelers:

Luke (right) stealing Cody's (left) beanie

Jessie and Mars going on a picnic, way before Madison

Krouse and Noelle

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

The Thorburn Bogeyman

(and a cropped version because i need people to see the tiny details that took forever) i saw one of the images from this photograph series and immediately thought of blake... also thanks to @heart-shaped-pupa for the extremely cool hyena design

cherie vasil moodboard

Typical Ward fight:

Villain: “You got something to say to me, punk?!”

Victoria: “Your mother has a job and is a respected member of the community.”

Villain: “NOBODY talks about my mother that way! AAAAAAAAAAAH-“

(Proceeds to be brutally maimed by Victoria)

Twig Liveblog for Arc 1

i have finished the first arc of john c mccrae's "twig" 😮

so far i am enjoying it far more than i anticipated!! wildbow's prose, while still clunky, is far from the worst it's ever been, and i'm willing to tentatively admit that he seems to have an uncharacteristic respect for pacing and structure here (...which he would forget by his next project, but that's beside the point).

more importantly: sy is my fucking guy! i've decided that even if he commits wholly unjustifiable acts in the coming arcs i will defend him at all costs. i would lay my life down for this bratty horny munchkin. (very exciting to have a wildbow character who feels romantic and physical attraction to other people, by the way: i really loved that scene where the schoolgirls sort of neg him a little bit and he can't help but stare at their legs and press his face into their chests). i find myself loving him for the same reasons i first loved taylor: the burning hatred for authority, the anti-social tendencies (very funny interaction where lillian says to him that she dislikes being called "lil" and sy proceeds to refer to her as lil internally like five times in the next paragraph lmao).

i love all the other creatures and characters! the psycho vat-grown girls are entertaining. excellent first interlude. i love the setting, all wet and hot, smelling of excrement and rotting bodies.

PREDICTIONS (or, embarrassing myself for your entertainment)

i think there are too many pointed references to gordon having a "hidden dark side" for it not to come to a head at some point, but maybe that's too easy

mary and sy will kiss 🥺

helen will experience a crisis of loyalty that she is unequipped to handle

my ex wife @byronvera wont stop calling me a loser