GIVE ME YOUR BOYFRIEND

Back in late 2018 one of my friends (EF) introduced me and boyfriend (BF) to each other. Him and I got together got together about a month after we met and told her to thank her for introducing us.

The first few months were fine, the three of us hung out still and were all friendly.. until she decided she wanted him.

Consistently over the span of four months, she would try and convince me my boyfriend was cheating on me, was not good enough for me, and so on so forth to try and get me to break up with him. we were in high school so I just assumed it was her trying to look out for me by letting me know of rumours. And of course when I confronted him nothing was true. I distanced myself from her for bit.

Eventually it stopped and we all started university/college. I moved away for university while him and her stayed in our hometown for school.

After mine and BFs one year happened, the "rumours" started up again from, as you guessed it, EF.

I start receiving spams of texts from EF who has not talked to me since school started unless it was for dating advice. the text started off like she was a concerned friend worried about me being happy, saying things like: "this might be a rumour but I think BF is cheating on me" and "I should talk to BF about his sexual habits with the people at their school." I took it with a grain of salt and shrugged it off.

but after not texting her back for one day (I had three exams) she started to go ballistic about it. she called me several times and I called her back after the exam worried something was wrong.

EF: YOU NEED TO BREAK UP WITH BF NOW!

M:Uhhhhh why?

EF: HE HAS BEEN FLIRTING WITH ME ALL YEAR, TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS SINCE OCTOBER!

Me, knowing this wasn't true decided to play along to see the real reasoning behind it.

M: oh... well I will definitely talk to him about that. Are you 100% sure he was flirting with you?

EF: OF COURSE I AM! I WOULD NEVER LIE TO YOU! blah blah blah

this went on for twenty minutes and I finally got fed up.

M: EF, stop lying. whats the real reason?

EF: I CAN'T GET A BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I HAVE LIKED BF SINCE BEFORE YOU TWO GOT TOGETHER. I INTRODUCED YOU TWO AND NOW I WANT HIM. YOU GUYS ARE TOGETHER BECAUSE OF ME SO I AM ENTITLED TO TAKE HIM BACK WHENEVER I WANT. YOU OWE HIM TO ME. HIM AND I ARE MEETING UP TONIGHT TO HAVE SEX, I JUST WANTED TO SPARE YOUR FEELINGS.

I laugh so hard into the phone I thought I was going to piss myself.

M: EF, how entitled do you have to be to believe I owe you MY boyfriend? I know you're just doing this because I am not in (hometown) and your online dating isn't working out, but that doesn't mean you can take whats not yours.

EF: HE IS MINE. EVEN HE WANTS TO BREAK UP WITH YOU! YOU'RE A BITCH!

M: I may be a bitch but at least I am not the one who believes they are entitled to something because they don't get enough validation from strangers online. now stay away from BF, unless you want the real bitch in me to come out.

I hung up and blocked her contact from there.

I feel fucking attacked

I mean basically

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Dating Colby Brock Would Include....

overnight videos on TFIL

hanging out with Kat, Devyn, and Maggie

playing tag around the mansion

him throwing you in the pool

“babe we gotta get up”

“no we don’t”

getting dragged into prank wars

hickeys

CUDDLES

teasing you for your height

fighting corey for him

showing you off

teasing

snapchats when he’s not there

taking over vlogs

a little over protective

stealing his clothes

calling him Colbabe, Colbae, and other obnoxious nicknames

sweet but not innocent

getting on each other’s nerves

kissing him all over for attention

acting like kids

late night talks

One of the Guys (Colby Brock Imagine)

Requested? Yes Anonymous asked: could you do a Colby imagine where you’re just “one of the guys” (and they all think your hot) and you’re all getting hammered at Sam and Colby’s and you try to out-drink Corey so you end up sooo drunk that Colby has to take care of you and you end up spilling your feelings for him to him?? thanks!!!  A/N: I changed it a little but still have the main plot

Colby: Hey (Y/N), doing anything tonight?” You: Nope, why? Colby: Wanna hang out with me, Sam, Brennen, Corey and Nick tonight? You: Sure! What we doing? Colby: Just hanging out at Brennen’s place. You: Sounds cool, what time? Colby: I’ll come pick u up at around 5:30ish

So here I sit, on Brennen’s couch watching him and Corey have a drinking contest. All of us yelling out for them to chug it down. Corey won throwing his fist in the air in victory as Brennen fell to floor in despair.

“You bitch!” Brenne called out. “Suck it loser!” Corey said.

We were all laughing having a great time. I was holding Kobe as all f this went down because he is the cutest little dog I’ve ever seen and I refuse to let go of him. Maggie, Kat and Devyn were going to come but ended up having plan that needed to be attended to therefore it was just me and guys. Corey offered up another drinking game, who can take the most shots.

“I can do it.” I said.

The boys started “ooooo”ing and telling Corey he’s bout to be beat by a girl. I set Kobe down as Brennen prepared the shots. 

“Alright, I have 20 shots here for you guys. Whoever can-” Brennen started but I cut him off. “Why do you have 20 shot glasses?!” “Woman! Please, let me finish and don’t worry about it.” Brennen jokingly yelled at me. “As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, you have 20 shots here. Whoever has the most shots gets bragging rights and has to buy the other person Tender Greens. On your mark, get set, GO!”

I just downing shots, ignoring the burning feeling I have in my throat just so I can beat Corey. Eight shots in, Corey stops to take a breather and I just down the rest of the shots. All the boys had their mouths agape as they winced one of their quietest and shyest friend take 12 shots of Vodka without stopping. To add on top of that, I’m a lightweight. 

“You sir, owe me Tender Greens.” I said to Corey with a smile of victory. “Colby, you got a badie bro.” Brennen said to Colby patting him on the back.

I bit the inside of my lip to stop myself from blushing, all the boys, except Nick, know I’ve had the biggest crush on Colby. I always thought Colby thought of me as only a best friend and nothing more. So Brennen saying that made me want to hide in a corner, until Colby said, “I do, don’t I?”

Smiling at me and giving me a wink, Colby wrapped his arm around my shoulders giving me a hug and congratulated me on winning. By the end of the night I was gone, I was drunken mess. Colby took me back to his and Sam’s apartment because he didn’t trust me alone in mine. I was a giggling mess. 

“You’re so cute, Colby.” I said giggling as I patted his face. “Thank you, (Y/N), you’re cute too.” He chuckled.

Currently, we’re sat in Colby’s bed, Colby listening to me babbling on who knows what. 

“Colby, I have a secret, but you can’t tell Colby.” I slurred. “Okay, I won’t tell Colby.” Colby promised making me smile. “Okay, for the past three years, I’ve had the biggest crush on Colby Brock. I think I’m in love with him actually.” I said. “What..” Colby said. “Yeah, but shhhhh don’t tell Colby.” I giggled before passing out.

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“Colbyyyyyy, my head hurts.” I whined into his pillow the next morning. “Well who’s fault is that? You wanted to prove Corey you can do more shots than him.” Colby said handing me some aspirin.  “I didn’t want to prove I can drink more, I wanted free Tender Greens.” I pointed taking the medicine. “Thanks for letting me crash here last night, hope I wasn’t too much of a hassle.” “Na, you’re fine. You giggled a lot though, refused to give Brennen Kobe back before we left, continuously told me how cute I am, and toldmethatyouwereinlovewithme.” Colby said rushing out the last bit. “I did what?” I asked.

Colby sighed before taking a seat next to me and taking my hands in his.

“You obviously don’t remember but, you told me that you were in love with me for three years. Is that true or just drunken slurs that mean nothing?” Colby asked with hope in his eyes. “What do you want it to mean?” I asked. “I want it to be true because I’m in love with you too.” “Then it’s most definitely true.” “Thank god, or this would’ve been awkward.” Colby said before planting a kiss on my lips.

“I’ve been wanting to do that for a while now.” Colby said when we pulled apart. “I’ve been waiting for you to do that.” I smiled. “Glad we wanted the same thing.”

Welcome to the prank wars *Colby Brock*

*Requested by https://letowolfie.tumblr.com/ *

hey, could you make a Colby Brock one shot where the reader is his girlfriend and the two of you prank Sam? :) thank you:))

A little long but in a way imagines and one shot are sort of the same thing.

“What’s up it’s s- wait wrong channel,” Colby said making you laugh. “Hey guys it’s Colby and I’m here with my girlfriend (Y/N). We’re going to be reading comments on her pictures and my pictures and then we’re going to go through each other’s DMs.” He explained handing you his phone while taking yours. “You know the relationship is real when you guys have each other’s passwords and a thumbprint.” You said as you unlocked Colby’s phone. You showed the camera his lock screen. You guys had fallen asleep on the couch during movie night and Aaron took a picture to send to Colby because he said it was too cute to just ignore. “Comment number one.” You started, “I really need Colby to realize how much I love him and how he’s changed my life so much.” You read. “Awee, I love you too,” Colby said. “I love all of you, you guys are amazing and without you in wouldn’t be in this room filming this video.” He added with a smile. “The next comment is, Colby is daddy asf but we all know we’re not the only one calling him that.” You read. “Who else is calling you daddy Colby?” You playfully asked. “Brennan, Nik, Corey…the fans hopefully you.” He listed. You pushed his arm rolling your eyes. The questions went on for awhile until you guys finished the video, he switched the SD card placing that one by his computer before starting his camera. “Okay guys, so as you know Sam and Kat pranked us last week so we decided revenge was in store for this. (Y/N) and I have a really good relationship. We don’t fight that often and when we do they’re the smallest arguments that we fix right away. Now normally she’s over every single day until she either has to work or she has other plans so we’re going to set up a fake argument and she’s going to storm out and not come around for a few days and then when she does she’s going to text Kat and ask if they can meet up or something. She’s going to say some things and hopefully, Kat will tell Sam and Sam will tell me.” Colby explained. “Also I feel like this is more of a prank on us because we have to be careful about facetime, phone calls and texts because I see Colby every single day which might sound excessive but we’re just so used to it being that way.” You started to explain. “But if Kat doesn’t tell Sam, then I’ll tell Sam the same thing because we know Sam tells Colby pretty much everything.” You finished as you stood up. “Here we go, guys,” Colby said before turning the camera off. He kissed your cheek before heading downstairs. You followed after him waving at everyone as they were in the game room. “How did filming go?” Sam asked. Colby gave him a shrug before going into the kitchen.  “It was fine.” You told him before following after Colby once more. Colby was filming on his phone so he made sure the screen wasn’t showing as he stopped to turn to you. “It was fine, that’s what you call it?” He asked. “It’s not even that serious Colby, we could have talked about this upstairs in front of everyone.” You told him keeping your voice low. “That way you can keep this perfect imagine in front of all of them?” “Colby it wasn’t a secret! I wasn’t hiding anything.” You continued. “COREY!” He yelled, “I have a question.” He said as headed to the game room. “Colby I swear to God, don’t bring them into this. Can we handle this like two adults because that’s what we’re supposed to be adults.” You fired at him. You could see Aaron and Elton’s face, they were obviously both uncomfortable and confused. Sam looked shocked because you two didn’t yell often, Devyn and Kat looked anywhere but at you and Corey….poor Corey looked as if he said the wrong thing he’d be screwed. “If Devyn got a dm from some guy and he was being sexual and she was like I’m not interested but he kept going you’d want to know right?” He asked. Corey nodded. “What about you Sam? You’d want Kat to tell you right?” Sam nodded as well. “Well I’m not Kat or Devyn and you’re not Corey and Sam. I don’t need you fighting my battles or bringing our friends into this.” You yelled at him.

“Why? Something you need to hide?” He asked you. “Are you, I’m going home.” You told him as you headed back to the kitchen to grab your phone. You left shortly after feeling proud of the setup. Now it was just time to wait. As you predicted the wait was the worst, you fell asleep with him on Facetime every night unless he was out with Brennan so the fact that even when he was at home you couldn’t do it was a little stressful. In a way the week without Colby was also good for you, you hadn’t realized how much time you spent with him and his friends, you didn’t exclude your friends, you just hadn’t spent much time with them recently. The plan came full circle and instead of talking to Kat first you and Colby decided to just go to Sam. Colby had said he was hanging out with Brennan and Nik so you took advantage and called Sam and asked if you could talk to him. “Do you want to talk in my room or down here?” Sam asked as he let you in the house, you motioned to go upstairs, he nodded leading the way even though you knew where everyone’s room was. “So what’s going on? You and Colby haven’t talked since that whole argument?” “I’ve tried to call but he won’t answer.” You said as you sat on Sam’s bed. “I think he’s done with me.” “He’s in love with you.” Sam started but you stopped him. “Don’t say that…it’ll make me feel worse. I love Colby I do, he’s so sweet and kind but I don’t think I’m in love with Colby.” You tried, “I think I wanted to be in love with him so bad that this break made me realize that I’m not.” “Well, that’s bad news,” Sam mumbled. “You’re going to tell him right?” “How do I do that? How do I look him in the eyes and day hey, I’m not in love with you…I can’t do that Sam.” “You can’t just lie and say that you do…it would be better to just be honest.” “And break his heart and ruin that smile that everyone loves to see?” You said quietly, the actual thought of you hurting Colby destroyed you. “How about you stay here and when Colby gets back the three of us can talk?” Sam asked. You had texted Colby and told him to get back to the house as quick as possible which was a lot faster than you would have thought. The three of you sat in Colby’s room, silent. Sam was the one to break it. “I’ve never seen you two argue like that…I thought you loved each other.” “What do you mean? I do love her.” Colby finally spoke. “I love you too Colby…I’m just not in love with you.” You said quietly, Sam stood up. “There’s also something I need to say to you,” Colby told Sam. “WELCOME TO THE PRANK WARS BROTHER!” “Oh my God! I was worried about your relationship. YOUR relationship guys!” Sam laughed as he fell back on Colby’s bed. “Hey, we did a lot for this prank.” “What pretend to be apart, I knew I heard you facetiming someone but I wasn’t sure if it was (Y/N) or Brennan,” Sam added as he got up. “I’m leaving, I’m getting you guys back and it’s going to be a living hell.” Sam finished before leaving. “Let’s never do that again.” You said as you wrapped your arms around Colby. “You should stay the night. Movies and popcorn because it’s been five days.” He said with a smile, you nodded in agreement.

Dont Panic (Colby Brock)

Anon requested: Could you maybe write one where Sam Colby Elton Corey and the reader do an overnight video somewhere creepy and scary stuff happens so it makes Colby get extra protective of the reader? Btw your imagines are so amazing and so well written!! 💕

“Are you seriously asking me to stay the night at a graveyard with you guys? With the Ouija board? Have you met me?” You asked while looking at Colby in disbelief. The two of you were laying on his bed, you had just gotten off of work and he was editing a video. He had asked you to come with him, Elton, Sam, and Corey to film a TFIL video. “Uh, yeah. It’ll be fun, where’s your sense of adventure?” he asked sarcastically. “Adventure? Adventure is hiking up a mountain or jumping out of a plane, its not summoning demons and sleeping on gravestones.” You laughed. 

“C’mon, babe. I’m serious, nothing is going to happen. If anything, I’ll protect you.” He said the last part while making his voice way deeper and sticking out his chest, making you giggle. “You know If a demon actually wanted to kill us, we’d all be fucked, and no amount of bicep will save us. But fine, I’ll go but I’m not touching that board.” You reasoned. He agreed, and the two of you decided to take a nap before you left, since you probably wouldn’t get much sleep that night. 

The later it got, the more nervous you felt about the whole ordeal. Aren’t there, like rules about graveyards? We have to be pissing something off by staying there but playing the board is another story. You thought to yourself while packing your backpack for the night. “Ready?” Colby asked as he appeared in the doorway. “It’s Satan o’clock.” He joked while looking at his watch. “You’re hilarious,” You said with a straight face. “And yeah, ready as I’ll ever be.” You sighed and swung the bag onto your back. 

The five of you piled into Elton’s car and began driving. Elton used every opportunity to try and scare everyone by telling the history of the location, so you put in your headphones to drown him out. The less you knew the better, right? Colby could sense your anxiety so he put his arm around you and pulled you into him. When you arrived, you reluctantly left the safety of the car and followed closely behind Colby, already wanting to grab his hand. You didn’t expect to be this scared, this quickly, but the graveyard gave you a really strange feeling that you couldn’t quite place. 

While Elton did his intro, you were fine. You stood in frame, beside everyone, and tried to look like you weren’t already terrified. However, not surprisingly, as soon as Elton mentioned the Ouija board, your uneasy feeling grew. They all decided not to look around first, but to just jump right in with the board. You and Corey weren’t playing, so you sat together behind the group, but still in view of the camera. 

Elton started with the classic, “Are there any spirits that want to communicate with us tonight?” and the planchette moved to yes. Of course there are. You thought. “How old are you?” It moved to the number six and stayed there. Amazing, its a kid too. You looked over at Corey, who looked just as afraid as you did, which made you feel slightly better. “Do you want to harm any of us?” Elton asked. You watched in horror as it moved to yes, unable to take your eyes off of it. You felt sick. Elton, Sam, and Colby all looked at each other with concern. “Okay,” Elton continued. “Who exactly do you want to harm?” Slowly, the planchette started to spell your name. “Who ever is doing that, fucking stop, it isn’t funny.” You spoke up. “We aren’t doing this, (Y/N).” Elton said. 

He and Sam were both looking at you while the planchette still spelled out letters. Colby was just staring at it, in shock. “Colby if you’re doing tha-” You started, but you were cut off by the piece flying off of the board and landing at your feet. You jumped up and screamed. Suddenly, you found it very hard to breathe and your chest felt heavy. You had never had a panic attack before, but you were pretty sure this was it. Colby got to you first and helped you sit down while ordering Elton to take the board as far away from you as possible. The boys crowded around you which made you even more upset. “Can you guys give her some space? She can’t breathe!” Colby yelled before looking down at you. 

“Baby, I need you to focus on my voice and try to take some slow, deep breaths.” You nodded and started to match your breathing with his. When your heart rate returned to normal, the tears came. You reached for Colby and he scooped you into his lap. You clung to him for dear life and buried your face in his chest. He held you tightly and stroked your hair, trying to comfort you. “What’s going to happen to me?” You wept into his chest. “Nothing is going to happen to you, Love. We are all going to leave right now.” He reached under your shirt and started to rub soothing circles on your back. “We aren’t leaving, it’s only 3 am.” You heard Elton say, making your breathing erratic again. 

“This isn’t the fucking time Elton, she’s more important than this video and if you won’t drive us, I’m calling an uber. Colby went to stand and picked you up with him. You wrapped your legs around him to help him hold you up. “I’m with Colby on this one, Elton, that’s really fucked up.” Corey added. Sam agreed with Corey, and Elton finally complied to driving all of you home. Colby carried you to the car and helped you in, only letting go of you to climb in himself. 

When you pulled into the driveway, Colby went to pick you up again, but you stopped him. “I can walk, Baby. I’m okay now.” You said softly, giving him a reassuring smile. He nodded and let you climb out of the car by yourself, but he didn’t let go of your hand. You said goodnight to everyone as he led you upstairs to the bedroom. You changed clothes and collapsed into bed, exhausted. 

Colby climbed in after you, and pulled you into him. You wrapped your arms around him and tangled your legs in his, your head finding its place on his chest. “I’m so sorry, (Y/N). I’m so sorry. This is all my fault. None of this would have happened if I didn’t make you come with me.” He stared at the ceiling. His voice faltered slightly as he spoke. You looked up at him. “I agreed to come. This isn’t anyone’s fault.” You planted a gentle kiss on his jaw, then placed your hand on his cheek and turned his head so that you could look into his eyes. “You are not responsible for what happened tonight. I love you.” You leaned in and have him a real kiss, which he returned eagerly, as if it was what he needed to know that you didn’t have any resentment for him. “I love you, too.” He breathed, and you felt his body relax under you. 

The two of you stayed this way all night, interlaced in one another. Both of you were completely drained from the night’s events, and didn’t plan on doing anything like that again.