Fox news parents think every city is an active battleground at all times
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making myself a third cup of coffee so i can sit around doing nothing more efficiently
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my goal on this bitch of an earth is to make people happy and make art that sucks
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best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say
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pursuing a career in acting just so i can smoke and be covered in blood without any of the actual consequences of either
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do u think the supernatural actors have a lifelong contract where they’re legally required to stir the pot every few months for their royalty checks or what
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i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing
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i hope i'm not just a mutual to y'all but a "oh god they're posting again"
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it seems wrong to me that gargoyles are confined to the outside of buildings i think you should be able to have gargoyles at the end of your bed guarding you while you sleep if you want to
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i think a really big fail of the internet isthat a lot of peoples reaction to 'not the best choice' and 'annoying but unintentional' and 'intentionally hurtful but stupid' and 'genuinely bad action' and 'literally could result in people dying' thing is all the same. reaction
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*smorkels a smackerel of weed*
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I consider myself a microinfluencer in the way I can get ten to fifteen people to consume a piece of media if I’m annoying enough about it
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