teachers forcing me to sit inside the pep rally despite not caring and it making my ears and head hurt. and screaming at me, etc. so normal US.

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

girls go to mars to get cool scars boys go to venus to suck more penis

As a wheelchair user I'm trying to reframe my language for "being in the way."

"I'm in the way," "I can't fit," and "I can't go there," is becoming "there's not enough space," "the walkway is too narrow," and "that place isn't accessible."

It's a small change, but to me it feels as if I'm redirecting blame from myself to the people that made these places inaccessible in the first place. I don't want people to just think that they're helping me, I want them to think that they're making up for someone else's wrongdoing. I want them to remember every time I've needed help as something someone else caused.

i drew my funniest core memory

you know in retrospect it's weird that the splatooniverse has a band called "the squid sisters" when, like... they Are squids. that's like if the real world had a band called "the human league"

Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

occasional posts from users

ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

I've had bdsm scenes with less psychosexual Dominance/submission undertones than whatever is going on with those guys in fast and/or big trucks on the highway.

Like, I'm sorry I'm in front of you and I'm not doing 20 over the speed limit. I promise this is solely because I'm trying to get to work in relative safety. It wasn't intended as a slight on the size or quality of your reproductive organs, as you have clearly interpreted it.

young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

born to use switches and knobs arranged in a cockpit, each one offering a tactile sensation as you flick it and the mech you're in lurches into action

forced to use touchscreens at your desk

reblog this post to give the person you reblogged it from bigger breasts

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

MISSION: Be Normal About That Thing

STATUS: [FAILED]

dragongirl sheepishly hands you a greeting card. the printed inscription inside reads “SORRY FOR” after which she has written ‘𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔰 𝔬𝔣𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔠𝔞𝔯.’ the card has a bite taken out of it.

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Using the bathroom in general is a human right and should be enshrined as such and I'm not joking. Too many groups of people are denied bathroom breaks or the use of bathrooms entirely--disabled people, blue-collar workers, children, homeless people, prisoners, students, the elderly. I'm surely missing other groups. Not using the bathroom when needed can cause serious, long-term damage, not to mention death. Free, clean, accessible bathrooms should be available everywhere. It's fucking cruel to deny someone the use of the bathroom, regardless of the reasoning. I'd rather every student in the world goof off and every homeless person make a mess and every worker "steal company time" than let one person suffer because they're denied the right to fucking pee in peace.