pissing each other off as foreplay
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never meet your heroes . unless your hero is jaheira. she’s dope as hell
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Ella Purnell behind the scenes of FALLOUT.
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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this is so real
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do you think pushing someone down the stairs is erotic?
god. this is such a difficult question am i under oath
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*90s-ifies your imogen temult*
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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well
enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.
It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar
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A shout out to all the writers out there who don’t make the rec lists or have all the buzz or get all the traffic and attention or kudos. Your work is still valuable and appreciated and loved, and without you and your fics, fandom would be so much poorer.
Keep on writing and creating and sharing your works. You have an audience who loves you.
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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love when christians threaten ppl with the rapture. like youre all gonna leave at once? for free? im so downnn
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can we please go back to 5pm sunsets and frigid weather I was not built for spring and summer
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Rainer Maria Rilke, Rilke’s Book of Hours
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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair
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