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Correct Spider-Man Quotes
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Digger: OUR FINGERS!
Spider-Man: You were choking me!
Digger: So?! The Rose says you killed us last time!
Spider-Man: No, no. I wore you out and you melted. There’s a distinction.
Digger: WE DID NOT GET WORN DOWN AND MELT!
Spider-Man: Whatever you say.
The Amazing Spiderman (2022) #1 - LGY 895
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“Ah, a Goblin Glider? How many miles does it have on it? You have to ask. You can really get burned on these things.”
—Spider-Man, (The Amazing Spiderman #1 - LGY 895)
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Tombstone: I’m gonna show him how the world really works. And when I’m done, he ain’t gonna have nothing left. You got that?
Peter: Heh. Heh heh.
Tombstone: Something funny?
Peter: It’s just that Spider-Man was telling me the other day how he doesn’t have a lot going on. How he’s been dying for something to do. So yeah, I’ll tell him youre coming.
Peter: And hes gonna love it.
Tombstone:
Tombstone: Youre a weird dude, Parker.
The Amazing Spiderman (2022) #1
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“In terms of public popularity I usually rank somewhere between software updates and pharmaceutical commercials.”
—Spider-Man. (The Amazing Spider-Man # 40 — Breaking News.)
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Chance: I should’ve known that would get you, Web-Slinger. We all know the best way to anger you is to go after someone you love.
Spider-Man: Wait— Jonah?
Chance: Well... like, then.
Spider-Man: Ehhh...
The Amazing Spider-Man # 40 — Breaking News.
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“—What’s your big excuse now?!”
The Amazing Spider-Man #39 — Breaking News
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Amazing Spider-Man #53 (1967)
Writer: Stan Lee
Artist: John Romita
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Spider-Man: How long was I in there?
Fury: In that tube, I dunno. But you’ve been missing for two weeks.
Spider-Man: TWO WEEKS?!
Fury: Yeah.
Spider-Man: I do feel well rested... buuut I probably need to brush my teeth.
Spider-Man: Full Circle.
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Daredevil: ... “The die is cast”? Who talks like that? Where did the funny go?
Superior Spider-Man: I... what, hard of hearing, too? I’m fulla wisecracks, hornedhead!
Daredevil: “Hornhead”!
Daredevil #22.
#dd is so touchy w his little nickname its cute#daredevil#matt murdock#spider-sham#otto octavius#superior spider-man
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Spider-Man: You want me to what?
Daredevil: I’m going on a date.
Spider-Man: With Black Cat?
Daredevil: No.
Spider-Man: I’ll do it.
Daredevil #12.
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Daredevil: I just came up with a new plan.
Spider-Man: I like it when Captain America says that. Fills me with confidence. You, not so much.
Daredevil #11.
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Kid: I wish Spider-Man was here. He’d save us.
Matt: I know Spider-Man, he’d be peeing his pants.
Daredevil #7.
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Spider-Man: I’m going to bite you now.
Criminal: What? You don’t... do that.
Spider-Man: I do. But it’s a secret. Because I’ve eaten everyone who knows about it.
Criminal: What?
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #12 — Shot Across the Bow.
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Heyyyy…this isn’t some sort of intervention, is it? Like, sure, maybe I’m addicted to saving lives, but seriously, guys? I’ve got it under control. I mean, really! I could stop saving lives whenever I want!
Daredevil Vol 6 11: “Through Hell, Part One”
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Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man #12 — Shot Across the Bow.
#spider-man#peter parker#fantastic four#johnny storm#human torch#reed richards#ben grimm#susan storm#mr incredible#invisible woman#the thing
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Peter: I think, if the guy knows I’m alive, he’ll keep attacking innocent people to get to me. I can’t handle that, MJ. People can’t be hurt because of me.
MJ: Its not because of you.
Peter: It——
MJ: This is not your fault, Peter Parker. He got to you by exploiting your best quality. You care about everything, and some evil pig is using that. But that’s not on you.
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #12 — Shot Across the Bow.
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“What kind of laws are there about a guy who can throw cars and jump over buildings and save thousands of people but needs to wear a mask to keep his loved ones safe? This whole deal? There’s no rule book.”
—Spider-Man (Daredevil #11 — Through Hell.)
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