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“I’m agro/ace”
“Don’t you mean aro/ace?”
“No, I don’t” *pulls out knife*
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Im mister trans gender. Im mister cis. Im mister cash spender. Im mister take a piss
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My SO has noticed a pattern
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Nick Hannes
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Me: Sun Haven's been fun, I think I'll have my farmer date Liam.
Bf: Eugh, unfortunate name. I knew I guy named Liam in high school. He ate toothpaste.
*Bf sees Liam*
Bf: Damn, who's that hotty?
Me: That's Liam.
Bf: ...Liam can eat all the toothpaste he damn wants looking like that.
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Damn. Fine. I’m on Firefox now. Are you happy?
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[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]
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