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taintedtruth · 6 years
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this is too real though
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taintedtruth · 7 years
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Hahaha oh jeez yeah.... that was pure fucking chaos.
oh boy i just had an Adventure™ in minecraft 
so, i was exploring the map and i was pretty far away from my home base, basically using a boat to cross deep ocean biomes and investigating islands and smaller landmasses and such 
one of the islands i came across had an ABSURD amount of wolves roaming about. “holy shit,” i thought, “this swamp biome is full of free dogs.” 
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so of course i go on a wolf-taming spree. i wasn’t paying attention to how many i was amassing. by the time i’d covered the island, i had a pack of about twenty dogs in my entourage. 
i think, ok, perhaps it’s time to go home, at least so i can leave some of these pups in a safe place while i keep exploring. 
problem: there’s a huge fucking ocean between Dog Island and the continent my home base is on. 
my stubborn ass thinks, “ok. ok. dogs can swim. we’ll FORD this river ocean.” 
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this, obviously, did not go well. the dogs are v good swimmers, but also very slow, and if i get too far ahead of them, they don’t catch up, because they can’t teleport to the player if you’re not on land. it took forever to get to the nearest small island, and i’d lost about a third of my dogs. 
“i need a better plan,” i think to myself. i mean, i could abandon this ridiculous ‘transport 20+ dogs at least 5000m across multiple deep ocean biomes to my home base’ idea and find some free dogs closer to home. i mean, they’re not really that hard to find. but these are my dogs. i gave them bones and now they love me. i must not abandon them. 
…and that’s how dog water skiing was born: 
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anyway, by the time i got to the next landmass, i hadn’t lost any more dogs. success!
and not only had i not lost any more dogs, but this new landmass was ALSO full of free dogs. and i still had some stacks of bones, which obviously trumps my own sense of self-control. 
fast forward ten minutes:
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look at all these pups! and also a really rude spider.
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still more pups!
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…oh jeez. 
this is basically Homeward Bound, but instead of two dogs and a cat, it’s just me and like thirty goddamn dogs. they were continuously teleporting in front of me, i was tripping all over them. it was chaos. 
now, i should mention, this was a long-ass trek home.  at some point my sword AND my backup sword broke, because frankly i just was not expecting my expedition to last this long and i did not bring a backup backup sword, so i was flailing at creepers with an axe. i definitely lost some good pups, especially since at least half that travel was at nighttime peak monster spawn time. AND i have the Mo’ Creatures mod installed, so not only do i have to worry about the standard monsters, but also lions, tigers, bears (which are usually pretty chill but apparently can become hostile when thirty dogs suddenly teleport on top of them), manticores, ogres, SPECIAL wolves that instead of being tamable are just Very Angry All The Time, etc. 
but the thing is, i kept finding more free dogs. and, sometimes when i’m walking, two dogs will just breed out of nowhere, so occasionally i’d turn around and there’d be a puppy. who did this. we’re, like, climbing a mountain here. control yourselves  
anyways, by the time i got back to my home base, i counted forty-eight doggos. 
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just look at these Good Dogs. i couldn’t get them all to fit in the frame. 
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i have nowhere to put them. i feel like Roger and Anita at the end of 101 Dalmatians. 
all i know is i love every single one of them.
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taintedtruth · 7 years
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Papyrus: Ask her to donate her body to science, and you’re science. 
Happy Undertaliversary! Two years my friends!!
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taintedtruth · 7 years
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Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”
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taintedtruth · 7 years
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Hey guys. I’m glad to be finally posting my “mental breakdown survival guide”. As you know I struggle a lot with mental health, and so I have been through a lot of breakdowns. So many that I actually dropped out of university after 3 weeks in 2016 and had to take the whole year off. Because of this, I’ve made it my mission to help others with mental health issues as much as I can, so you don’t have to go through what I’ve been through.
Anyway, here is my guide. I tried to keep it general, and actually useful. If you have any questions or additions please feel free to add them.
And as ever, if you want to talk to me about studying with mental illness or want to see a post on a specific topic, please feel free to message me.
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taintedtruth · 7 years
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HOW FUCKING DARE
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taintedtruth · 7 years
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What’s so bad about periods
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taintedtruth · 7 years
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am I hallucinating
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taintedtruth · 7 years
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“passing privilege” is not a real thing.
the term ‘passing’ was, iirc, used to describe african americans whose skin and facial features were light enough that they could escape from slavery to somewhere else and live in a state of constant fear of being found out.
people who could ‘pass’ did not have any sort of privilege; they simply lived out their oppression in different ways. they still suffered at the hands of the system that had been built to subjugate them.
arguing that anyone who is oppressed has ‘passing privilege’ is fundamentally misunderstanding what passing is and how dangerous it is.
a trans woman who ‘passes’ for a cis woman is in as much danger of being a victim of violence, of being murdered, as her non-passing sisters, especially if a cis man feels ‘tricked’ into finding a ‘man’ attractive.
a bisexual man who ‘passes’ for heterosexual is more likely to be abused by hetero and homosexual partners, who will then blame his sexuality for dissatisfaction in the relationship.
a ‘high functioning’ neurodivergent person will suffer the same lack of accommodations as a ‘lower functioning’ person with the same disability, but will be expected to achieve more because they aren’t ‘really’ affected by it.
passing means having your struggles erased or considered ‘lesser’ because there’s a chance that you could be seen as ‘normal’ in the eyes of passersby.
this is not a privilege. it’s living your life in terror of being found out. it’s being denied access to the community and services that claim to support you.
it’s oppression in its most insidious form; it pretends that you have gained something positive through the way you experience oppression.
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taintedtruth · 7 years
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HOW TO FACT-CHECK ON TUMBLR
A few notes:
Do this for every informative/news-related post you want to reblog. The fewer reblogs a false report gets, the less it spreads.
The best thing you can do for a false report is not reblog it at all, OR start your own post to debunk it, with a link to the original. If you reblog to debunk it, your reply will get lost in the huge amount of notes, and you will just end up spreading the misinformation further.
Sometimes a totally unlikely story turns out to be true! It’s even more fun to reblog it when you’ve confirmed that it’s real.
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taintedtruth · 7 years
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Damnit
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taintedtruth · 7 years
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“I’d like to imagine this character is trans”
✔ Fine
“THIS CHARACTER IS TRANS. THEY ARE MY SMOL BABY AND THEY ARE TRANS. AND IF YOU DON’T THINK THEY ARE YOU ARE A TRANSPHOBIC ASSHAT AND ARE GUILTY OF TRANS-ERASURE”
✘ Yikes
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taintedtruth · 7 years
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https://openstaxcollege.org
FUCK CAPITALISM! This didn’t cost tax payers anything. You don’t need to be a governing body with a police force to do decent things.
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taintedtruth · 7 years
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Help us Please
So some shit has gone down and my family needs your help. 
My fiance Mrikul attempted to go on disability leave from his place of work for a month a half in order to get his newly diagnosed Fibromyalgia and severe anxiety, as well as a flurry of other diagnoses that have come out in the last two weeks (depression, inflammatory arthritis, continued soft tissue damage, recovery from abuse to name the most pressing.) 
His work at first tried to only approve him for one week off for management of the Fibromyalgia symptoms, and instructed him to apply for more time as part of the anxiety diagnosis and get his psychologist to do a write up proving his case. 
He’s been working so hard on pain management techniques, stress management and going to multiple doctors appointments, specialists, lab work, bone scans and therapy appointments ever since he took the time off in order to try and get things back together. 
We thought everything was all good to go as we hadn’t heard back from his HR person (to boot HR is in a different province and they have had to be corrected a number of times on how disability laws work differently in our province). We got notice that his HR person felt that his psychologist was ‘biased’ and that he would not be approved for disability and he was to to return to work asap.
 He has barely come down from a panic attack since, they have also decided to not pay him for the past month that they kept him as ‘pending’. We have 500$ of our 1100$ rent. We just need 600$ to cover this month. 
I’m able to send surprise organic soap bundles (3 bars) for donations of over 20$ (I just need a screen shot) 
We are seeking legal advice from the disability advocacy group in our city. Please, I don’t ask for help often, we are two disabled people trying to get by in the world. My paypal is [email protected]
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taintedtruth · 7 years
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Michael laying some truth down.
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taintedtruth · 7 years
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Just throwing it out there
If you’re the kind of person with “unfollowing anxiety” I want you to know it’s okay to unfollow me
 I don’t care if we’re mutuals, friends in real life, family, whatever
You aren’t obligated to follow me, I don’t keep track of followers/unfollowers, I don’t “do inventory” and see if my mutuals are still following me, and I definitely don’t ever “call out” someone for unfollowing me
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taintedtruth · 7 years
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OK SO PORTRAITS
In my class were making portraits so for one part I decided "why not use markiplier" So i chose this picture
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BUT while I was drawing it I got lazy so for the hand I just traced over it and did a copy paste
THIS is the result
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I’VE BEEN TRYING NOT TO LAUGH IN MY CLASS FOR AN HOUR NOW
I AM INTERNALLY SCREAMING
@markiplier I AM SO SORRY
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