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i-am-distressed · 9 months
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Kyoto Metropolitan Curse Technical College Chaos
After all, Tokyo was the weird school, Kyoto was perfectly normal...right?
💕An SMAU showcasing just how not normal the Kyoto group really is💕
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Including but not limited to... Noritoshi Kamo, Aoi Todo, Momo Nishimiya, Mai Zen'in, Kasumi Miwa, Kokichi Muta (Mechamaru), + 3rd year Y/n (told from reader pov)
Pt.1: This is for training purposes I promise
Pt.2: The missing case of Noritoshi's dorm key
Pt.3: Innocent until proven guilty
Pt.4: did anybody else hear that?!?
Pt.5: Help
Pt.6: todo the love "expert"
Pt.7: Noritoshi, the unfortunate victim of identity fraud...
Pt.8: noritoshi lacks appreciation for true art
Pt.9: Kyoto takes an IQ test
...more to come
Notes: seeing as it's produced by me it will subtly be a noritoshi x reader, though the main "plot" of this whole thing is just fun little random texts with the Kyoto group cause I dont think their potential for mayhem gets appreciated enough. This is not done in any specific order and can be read as out of order as you please. If you have scenarios you would like the Kyoto group to experience, send an ask! I'll be happy to try and bring as much chaos to this world as I can.
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theofficersacademy · 3 years
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                   Chrom  Maria  Eir  Iuchar                         Innes  Deirdre  Ephraim  Niles                                Julius  Gerik  Hapi
FINAL BATTLE August 26th - 31st
…Kass curses as the large crystal shocks him yet again. It’s only after a handful of times he realizes he has an audience. “...Ah.”
He turns to face the crowd. “So, you all made it! I hope you won’t forget who helped ya through! Hehe.” He glances away. Makes another grab for the crystal. Curses in some foreign language when, once more, it zaps him good. He turns to Cube. “Can’t you do somethin’ ya bucket o’ bolts?”
Cube 2.0 chuckles. “ You took until now to Ask, Master Kassian. Beep boop. ”
With a spin, a link of energy crackles toward the machine holding the crystal and with a sudden loud hum, it falls quiet the the thing near falls to the ground before Kass dives to grab it, shielding it from hitting the ground. Scrabbling to his feet, he dusts himself off. “Whew! Look at this baby!”
You’re fairly certain it’s what you’re here for. Like. What else could it be?
He turns to you all, casually tucking the vibrating orb of energy under his arm. He half turns to leave, though there’s no door in the direction he’s facing. “Well, s’been a slice folks! Don’t forget to lock the door on your way out, yeah?”
There’s at least one in your number that draws a weapon on him. Oh. So much for that, huh. “Hey hey heeyyyy,” he cajoles, brows upturning, his axe hand waving innocently. “We’re pals now ain’t we? Been through thick and thin back there... And I did help you out, lest you forget. And your church pals back in Ailell too.” Never mind that he probably woulda died on his own here. Shhhh. “... Put that thing away yeah? Pretty please?” Oh no, not the puppydog eyes... ! It’s... not very effective.
“I can... help you guys get out of here, yeah? And... you were here after some information, yeah? I could--”
The ground shakes and yet doesn’t. It’s that same disorienting feeling from earlier, when the world was pulled from beneath your feet. A circle of light surges to life at your feet and you all start to float, even Kass and Cube -- but as you near the circle overhead, you make it out, and they don’t. Level Five fades away, and in its place, darkness. You can see your comrades. You can somehow see Garreg Mach from an impossible distance, that same all-encompassing thing from before looming overhead.
Setting: ???
What you know:
Rion told you to prepare.
Rion told you he’d be back for one last game.
This is it.
What to do:
Check out your team’s combat doc to see what you’re up against
Fight.
                                . . .
                                               . . .
                                                       Once upon a time,
Gofannon, the Eagle of the North, screamed ancient curses through a bird’s tongue. To its creators... that they be eaten alive, picked over like carrion by every beast in Sreng, aware of every dying breath they take. To humanity... that they all answer for their sinful greed, that they all stand helplessly as everything they hold dear is torn from their arms. And to you, the ones that. . .
                                                                                .  .  .
                                                       Once upon a time,
Sophrosyne, the Chelonian of the West, accepted its defeat, parting with a swan song, a low bellow thanking you for ending its suffering. . . The waves crashed onto its lifeless body, cracking the shell easily as if it were made from glass. One by one its offspring did the very same, letting out a loud cry before the waves tore them apart.
                                         .  .  .
And today, they rise anew in this strange other world, in a different life. Perhaps you have forgotten them. Perhaps you have remembered them. They do not remember you.
Perhaps they are toys. Perhaps they are willing.
Regardless, they bar your way forward.
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elizabeatrice · 4 years
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Sumire: In Summary (Chapter 66)
Let’s Talk About JSHK Manga #2
Warning: !!!Manga spoilers up to chapter 66!!! Duh.
These are my initial thoughts. I’m warning you, they may not be entirely coherent. I wrote this when Eng scanlations weren’t out yet, so I used @etoile_atelier’s Eng summary that they posted on their Insta Story. I’ll update with the scanlations later.
Sorry not sorry for the awful title I’m just punny like that okay.
Summary: Chapter commentary + theories on: Sumire’s relations to Aoi, Sumire and Tsukasa’s seals, and is Sumire and Shinigami a cautionary tale for Hanako and Nene?
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First, chapter recap.
Having no expectations at all amplified my emotional reactions to this chapter like 1000%
THE COLORED PAGE. REALLY? REALLY. ANOTHER SUPERNATURAL/HUMAN PAIR?
IT ONLY TOOK FOUR PANELS. FOUR (4)! (Oh, the number of death ... makes sense)
I can’t. I can’t deal. I’m not supposed to sympathize with Goat Man yet.
I mean we’re only four panels into his story smh
Okay so we’re back with Hanako and Nene! And they’re ... somewhere.
And they came across villagers who call them monsters (mononokes)
Honestly why are people so rude to my boy he’s a kiddo trying his best mkay and now ya’ll’re capturing him, the nerve! Y’all captured my daughter in law as well, who’s a literal angel! I will call your mothers about this unacceptable behavior, random villagers.
*ding* [A wild new character appears!]
Ghost girl finally reappears! And yet again, I must ask,
“What is your deal, bruh?”
Sumire took them in, treating them like miserable strays in desperate need of help
And Sumire said something along the lines of taking in the mononokes like she always does
Lmao when these two dumbasses tryna escape
At the very least, Hanako and Nene are trapped somewhere comfortable. And without creepy bugs.
Sumire is so much like Aoi I-???
‘Kay they must be related somehow, right? (More on that later below)
So ... is it official? Are we serving tanuki nabe in hananene events now?
Hanako is even more careful than usual and I gotta say, I’m following his footsteps.
Before I got my stylus out and started translating stuffs, I was so worried when I saw the panels focused on Hakujoudai.
I care about Hakujoudai more than I thought, guys. What a revelation.
Domestic hananene, finally some good freaking food tea.
Darn Hanako spilled the tea (literally, and figuratively)
So they’re not in the Far Shore ... I feel like I was lied to. Why would you lie to your own minions (and us), Shinigami?!
Unless them landing wherever this is wasn’t intentional.
Man, I was excited to see the Far Shore too.
Hanako said they’re still in Shinigami’s boundary, and the place is water-less because they’re in some sort of made up world inside his boundary (that may or may not be based on his memories)
I think it actually is based on his memories, because the first page’s introductory sentence included something along the lines of, “Seven Mysteries’ No. 6′s memories”
So yeah it’s like a mini theater, presumably made by Shinigami so that his boss and his boss’ kannagi couldn’t interfere with his plans. Maybe.
I know the tea might be drugged by Sumire/Shinigami or whatever but-
Your wife helped make that tea, Yugi Amane, show some appreciation!
She looked sad about the tea, too, oh you precious child
Hanako’s sulky, distrustful face tho lmao
Boy was all serious like, “I’ll protect this girl with my afterlife”
Then ZAP *obligatory “Hanako you pervert” comment*
Hanako: Go in there save Yashiro go in there save Yashiro and maybe take a lil peek-
Also Hanako: She’ll hate me.
Hanako: Fuck.
Sumire: Aren’t you two lovers?
Nene: NO.
Sumire:
Nene: ////// D-do we actually look like lovers?
Sumire:
Sumire: Gurl-
*TV beep*
AidaIro: Imma just drop the bomb of the month here~
Sumire: I’m (probably) a yorishiro!
*roll credits*
*cue me screaming*
Sumire? Aoi?
Option A
Aoi and Sumire come from the same bloodline, Sumire’s her ancestor.
Option B
Aoi is Sumire’s reincarnation. So, that means the Sumire we’re seeing isn’t the real Sumire, regardless whether she was made especially for this ‘made up lil’ world inside the boundary’ or the real yorishiro.
Though, would Shinigami actually put his yorishiro somewhere Hanako and Nene could find and destroy her so easily? Suspicious.
So yeah this Sumire, if she really is the real yorishiro, must be a memory apparition like Mitsuba 2.0
White on Black, Red on Black
Now the moment this girl revealed her seal I knew the fandom would point a finger and unanimously scream, Tsukasa!
But ... then again, there’s the matter of different colors between Tsukasa’s seal and the yorishiro seals we’ve seen so far
What if object-yorishiro and person-yorishiro seals have different colors?
Like, white on black seals for object-yorishiro, and red on black seals for person-yorishiro
We actually need to see Sumire’s seal in color to confirm this tho
Sumire, Shinigami, and the Repeating Motive of Tragic Human-Supernatural Relationships in JSHK
Boi. You knew from the first four panels alone that something went wrong with Sumire and Shinigami.
“Promise you’ll stay with me forever.”
Bruh. I can not.
I mean I’m already imagining stuffs that are probably not how their real story’s gonna go down but
It’s definitely tragic, you can smell it. I’ll be entirely shocked if it ain’t tragic
Shinigami’s her betrothed, right?
Why are they only getting married now tho? I assume these two first met ages ago.
Could it be that human Sumire died before they could?
If so ... what if they’re trying to fulfill their wish that never got to happen when Sumire was alive?
What if these two are a cautionary tale for Hanako and Nene?
This might be too far fetched but think about it.
Sumire said, “Falling for things that don’t exist in our world may be deemed a taboo, but you can’t help it if you’re attracted to them,” and it’s the same for Sumire.
According to her, Shinigami is a straitlaced but cute demon. He used to kill for fun (and out of boredom, ‘cause the dude is immortal) but he’s quick to get shy, too.
So. You’ve got a kannagi who’s all too kind to ‘monsters’ (taking in the mononokes, remember?) and try her best to help them.
And a monster with dangerous powers who also have a shy side and would do anything to do what they deem right.
Sounds familiar?
Let’s admit it. The only problem Nene has with liking Hanako is the fact that he’s not her type.
Him being dead has never been the main problem.
In fact, when she does acknowledge his death, it was out of sympathy. She wished he could’ve lived happier. But since he didn’t she sets out to make his afterlife happy, you know, as a good friend.
So I imagine if she does, in fact, accept that she really does like him like that, she’ll be a lot like Sumire, don’t you think?
Nene’s thing is that she’s got compassion for everyone, whether they’re supernaturals or not (unless they mock her legs I guess hahahaha).
She won over Yako (who still hasn’t admitted it), Tsuchigomori, and Shijima with her earnest heart.
On the other hand, Hanako was willing to defy his own principles, his hatred toward the fakeness of Shijima’s world, and perhaps supernatural law or whatever (’cause I doubt it’s ‘legal’ to keep the students trapped in a painting) just because Nene could live happily there.
As we (slowly) uncover Shinigami’s story, Nene also seems to be constantly confronted by others regarding her own feelings. Akane, Aoi, now Sumire.
Also:
“Promise you’ll stay with me forever?”
“Stay by my side until then, okay?”
BAM!
I just broke your hearts. Maybe. Maybe not.
Now Imma go cry.
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astralsecrets · 6 years
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Dream - The Freak Light Show & Odd Shops & Just Look At Least
Date of Dream: SUN 14 OCT - 2018 Dream No. 452 - Separated Sections Dream 452 A - The Freak Light Show (Nightmare!) The dream started off with me saying goodbye to my grandma as she went over to the hospital for her specialist appointment. Meanwhile, I started to walk around my TAFE campus. At first, it just seemed like a normal day. I was in Building W where my accounting friends were and so I was going to say hello to a few people. I ended up going to one of the bathrooms and seeing one of the TAFE teachers, KHa, on bathroom duty? This isn’t a kids’ school. Apparently for people whom she though were in the bathroom for too long, she would tell them to get out. She encouraged me to try and so I did. She didn’t like the method I used though and so suggested I use a more harsh and demanding tone, so indeed, I demanded a man to get out of his cubicle. I was then outside and this stranger Asian man was talking to me but not in a good way. I forgot what he was saying but he was teasing me and bullying me. As I was walking away from him and across an open grassed area, I made mention of who my dream guides were, saying that my dream guides are Dreamy WB and 18-Volt. I then just had a few moments of thought to myself and wished that they were here to help me through all this kerfuffle. Later on in the dream, I was on the opposite side of the campus where Building A was. That’s when I apparently was made conscious of some sort of warning that the world was coming to an end. There was going to be some lightning and the sun would be positioned completely out of place. It’s when I was right at the farthest end of the campus that all the weird events started to show. I was really worried and so thought I had to head back to Building W straight away for some shelter. On my way back though, the lightning got worse and worse. This wasn’t thunder but rather it was some freak light show with all these psychedelic colours flashing and swirling around everywhere. With it was this really loud, uncomfortable zapping static noise. I was now absolutely scared and was starting to lose my mind. Just as building W was in sight, the sun started to move really quickly and the dream said it was going westwards. The light and noise was also really bad now as well, enough to make you have a fit. When I looked over at building W, the bricks were oddly a dark grey colour and the windows were also a creepy colour from the lights as well. As I was on the footpath right in-front of the building, I started to scream. I now actually felt like I was going to die and that my soul was about to leave my body. I also noticed that I was wearing a really bright red cardigan which I mentally signified as a colour of danger. After a massive episode of squealing, I woke up. Dream 452 B - Odd Shops I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, my parents and I were driving to a distorted version of the suburbs close to the main city airport. We ended up stopping at some shops but weirdly, we drove into a skinny underground pedestrian passage with the car. It’s when we were underground that we got out of the car and then went on the skinny, distorted escalators into the main part of the shopping centre. There weren’t many shops in this shopping centre but there was one stall in the middle of the mall that I was very interested in seeing; it had all the video plush toys like in real life game stores. My mum, dad and I continued walking through the mall and I wanted to have a look at more shops. My dad said we didn’t have time though and that I could come back during the week with just mum. That’s all I can remember about this dream. Dream 452 C - Just Look At Least I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, my mum and I were at the local private hospital but I forgot what we were doing there. In real life, the hospital is 2 floors but in the dream it was 10 floors. Closer to the end of the dream, I was standing right in front of the door to an elevator and all my mum wanted me to do is look at it for a while and I cooperatively agreed. I thought to myself, “I should tell 18-Volt about this”. That’s all I can remember about this dream. Dream 452: Results (Competition #8) 452 A Competition Night: 9 Lucid or Non-Lucid?: Non-Lucid Dream Guide: None Emergency Team: None Eligible For Competition Points: Yes 452 B Competition Night: 9 Lucid or Non-Lucid?: Non-Lucid Dream Guide: None Emergency Team: None Eligible For Competition Points: Yes 452 C Competition Night: 9 Lucid or Non-Lucid?: Non-Lucid Dream Guide: None Emergency Team: None Eligible For Competition Points: Yes Points For This Entry: 2.0 Calculation Details: - Full Non-Lucid Dream (1.0) - Non-Lucid Fragment (0.5) - Non-Lucid Fragment (0.5) + Previous Total: 59.0 Total Accumulated Points: 61.0
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i-am-distressed · 8 months
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Notitoshi ranked lower than Naoya zenin on the recent popularity poll.
Outraged
👁👄👁
H e w h a t
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i-am-distressed · 3 years
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In (1) day i have not only managed to get my own birth date wrong but I also forgot how to write the date out in numerical fashion🥲
Someone help im not even 17 until June 1st and im already failing-
@rye-edits a tutor might be a good move after all😗
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i-am-distressed · 3 years
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YES YES YES AHAHHA THIS ONE IS UNSHADOWBANNED!!! IM IN TAGS AGAIN AHAHAHA
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