rwrb text posts part 19
Tell me this isn't canon. I'll wait.
Might f*ck around and post a million of these and like 3 fanfics on AO3 ARandomDutchGirl today, because i'm on a roll😂.
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storylines rwrb movie didn't include that you get if you read the book:
(ok I loved the movie the cute romcom it is is ADORABLE but if you're interested in the characters and storyline then boy do I have a treat for you!) NO BOOK SPOILERS AHEAD
- Claremont v Richards is such a well done, realistic political race oh my god it hangs over the whole book it's immaculate
- leaked emails is like a whole fuckin plot point that gets built up to
- Bea is recovering from a major health issue...
- Alex has a sister her name is June and she's a DELIGHT
- there's a whole poly-ish relationship with Nora, June, and Pez
- Liam, Alex's friend from high school
- Alex, not realizing he's bi until it's blindingly obvious to everyone else
- the fuckery that gets Alex on a plane to London after the emails were leaked
- Luna, a gay hispanic senator who is like the center of politics for 2/3 of the book
- Alex overworking himself on the campaign to try not to love Henry
- disagreements between Ellen and Oscar
- Catherine, Bea and Henry's mum
- a shit ton of nuance into Henry's feelings on the UK's queer history and Alex's finding his queer identity
- Henry goes to therapy! his dad dying is like a major part of his life and it's really beautifully handled
- Amy's life! her wife!
- Cash, another secret service agent
- really detailed morning in Paris! they're adorable what can I tell you
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Alex, on the phone: So remember how I said that henry and I were going to have a subtle night out?
Zahra: yes.
Alex: so we kind of got caught making out. Again? We might need media control.
Zahra:
Alex: Please dont tell Mom-
Zahra: *hangs up*
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I'm living for Zahras "Both sides need to come out of this looking good, and
the only way to do that is to make it look like your little slap-fight at the
wedding was some homoerotic frat bro mishap" dialogue in the book. Guess we should be careful what we wish for, Z!
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Zahra: "Look, I'm only going to say this once, and if you ever repeat it, I'll have you kneecapped. I'm rooting for you, okay?"
Alex: "Wait. Zahra. Oh my God. I just realized. You're ... my friend."
Zahra: "No, I'm not."
Alex: "Zahra, you're my mean friend."
Zahra: "Am not. Don't speak to me for the next six hours. I deserve a fucking nap."
@rwrbmovie & @rwrbsource ’s rwrbweek: Day 3: Favourite Side Character/Dynamic
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can't stop laughing at the fact that zahra has been giving alex death stares and really planned to beat his ass for causing an international incident lmfao JUST LOOK AT HER "IMMA BEAT THIS BITCHES' ASS WITH THIS PILLOW BESIDE ME IN A FEW MINUTES" FACE 😭😭😭
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"I will Brexit your head from your body."
Zahra appreciation post nr 2
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zahra does not get paid enough lmfaoo like poor girl she’s so done 😭😭
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dialogue I wish they'd added in the movie:
- Henry's middle names being both of the gay kings
- Alex convinced the turkeys will kill him
- Zahra and Shaan saying they banged it out
- Alex noting they're making out in front of Hamilton specifically
- Let Alex talk about Laurens and Hamilton
- LET HENRY TALK ABOUT BRITAIN'S QUEER HISTORY
- Henry bribing a nightwatchmen at the museum in order to get in
- Alex hating loving Henry's polo outfit
- Oscar telling Alex that Saint Maria's watching so he and Henry better not have sex in his house
- Literally all the shit Oscar and Ellen threw at each other in the book (for those who don't know they're divorced and don't let Alex forget it)
- Ellen ACTUALLY having a powerpoint about safe sex and cancelling her meetings to give Alex planned parenthood phamplets
- Photos of David in their texts COME ON
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