whatever your name is in your passport or birth certificate, It Doesn't Matter. The only name that is truly yours is whatever the fuck you enter in a uquiz.

I took the moral alignment test TWICE and I'm Chaotic Evil

I would adopt two children and name them Neil and Aaron, and when they're older, make em read aftg and sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

no one:

neil, looking at andrew: :)

andrew: I'm gonna run you over with my car if you don't stop that this instant

neil: :)

love this site coz I know random history facts, know a shit ton about fishes and rare animal species, see the most random memes and immediately reblog it, watches as chaos unfolds in my dash as someone cheats on a moot or some moots get engaged, a post about trashing twitter and also a screenshot of a funny tweet by the same person, someone needs a hug, moots reblogging the same post 3 times from each other and having to scroll past that, ranting in the tags and completely letting the crazy out, taking the weirdest uquizzes etc.

today... does not feel like a good day.

sup my darling fuckers?

moriarty the patriot is my entire personality now, can u tell?

the way I have to physically hold back tears every time I hear 'Mr. Loverman'

someone gimme something to draw smh im floundering

I don't know who half the people on my dashboard is.

no homo bro but can we close our eyes and press our lips together and go to sleep in each other's arms?

I genuinely do not care if I'm butchering English. Sometimes the shit that comes to my brain doesn't make sense grammatically or according to the INSANE rules of English and I will still type it out and you'll be able to understand what I said even if it isn't in proper English so I Do Not Give A Fuck.

took a "what type of friend am i?" quiz yesterday. turns out im the ghost friend? is that true? y'all seem to know me better than me.

*ACTION!*

after extensive examination and analyzing, I have come to the conclusion that I have issues and need therapy. what else is new?