"It's not bragging, its a warning bitch. You're going to cry and beg me to stop when i get the head in. After that you'll be to incoherent to even understand. Just a jibbering mound of fuckmeat. Then? I give it about two hours before you begging me to do it again."

CA$HMASTER 🇩🇪

Pretty boy looks on the body of a God is a top-tier aesthetic, and he knows it

Mikhail Timoshin

Hi! Do you happen to know what happen to @aroseforyoongi if i spelled it correctly. I was trying to find their fic called “young alpha”, the one where alpha JK and Oc are bff and have to put up with matchmating? But i couldnt find their account 🥲 thankyou before! Have a nice day!

🌷 Hi! They changed pseuds but they are still here =). They go by @oceanafternoon now and you can check their pinned post/announcement. You can read Young Alpha here

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How do you confront a man like him? How do you tell him that you're nothing compared to him? How do you tell him that he deserves the world and all that it has to offer? How do you explain to this stranger that he owns you? Even though he doesn't know you. How do you tell him that you'd rather raise his kids than your own? How do you approach him to express your inferiority against his God-like existence? How do you tell him that you want his sweat on your sheets? And his seed inside your wife? How?

You don't. You don't get to do that. He's way higher on the heirarchy pyramid you don't even deserve to be in his presence. But here's what you can do.

Take timid steps towards him. Eyes down at his feet. Start by saying "thank you" instead of "hello". Pull out your phone. Show him your wife. Air drop her number. Thank him again. Leave.

The absolute alpha that young men could become if they embraced their masculinity as they graduate high school is unbounded. It all starts with a strong watch on the wrist to get heads turning, people talking, and making impressions that can last a lifetime. I can guarantee if you work hard, stay confident, stay fit, and keep that classy style while in college, men and women will want to be you, and they will want you in them.

is herobrine behavior/lore not common knowledge anymore .... has the world really forgotten about the 2x2 tunnels .. trees with their leaves all gone ... the sand pyramids in the ocean ... the herobrine shrine that would apparently summon him ... the lost to time brocraft hoax livestream that further popularized herobrine as a concept (of which herobrine was just a painting from a texture pack, later removed to which the streamer would continue to act freaked out until the end) .. the original forum post from sometime in august 2010 that detailed encounters with a pseudo-player in the distance on a singleplayer world which included this screenshot

does anyone even care at all. about a herobrine so small

Eric Janicki is something else 😍