call me ocs georg the way I have at least 21 named fl-verse ocs and counting

✨S!NFULLY P!NNED✨

THIS BE ME MAKING CAVE P!NK ACCESSABLE FOR MOBILE FANS, MOSTLY COPY + PASTEY CUZ I B LAZY 💅

New pinned image! 😇 me: *passive aggressive keking noises, i dont need to see a random's "vinegar shrug"*

Am I using your artwork and you want it removed? HMU with the post title and I’ll remove the art ASAP.🙏

If you are under the age of 18 and have no age in your bio, head on over to @candybowbeansies to read my SFW posts!!

I can't help but notice that a majority of my blog is unaccessable from the mobile app!

So let's fix that, shall we?~

AGE!

As of August, 2023...27!

Don’t be rood, doods, please refer to this old person as forever 21 😂

PRONOUNS!

They/Them

INTERESTS!

In manga/manhwa/anime? Isekai, shoujo, music, horror. Literally just ab anything except watersports, noncon, incest, yuri and scat 😂 my guilty pleasure is yaoi even tho i can’t write it to save my life

I love zombies, wargames like Enlisted, Heroes and Generals plus Mount and Blade(an oldie but a goodie), paranormal stories/movies/games, and I freaking love ROBOTS and Arnie’s the only rl dude I simp for ngl <3

I love holographic colors and holo in general. (blame the nailpolish channel on yt) 

AND I FREAKING LOVE GAMES!

Ass😉ass😉in’s Creed, They are Billions, 7 Days to Die, Kynseed, Among us, Phasmophobia, the Dungeons series(i love slavedriving my minions and milking heroes of their ✨cash✨), Surviving Mars, Stranded Deep, and My Time At Portia to name only a select few. Aadit’s route needs to be completed!!11! 😭😭😭

Don't be afraid to hmu fellow simps! I don't bite. Much. 💅

Requestz

Open|Slow|Closed

Thirstz

Open|Slow|Closed

Limit

4/5

I’m slow as molasses, so keep an eye or two out for awhile if you send an ask! 💅 If the limit does not update within 12 hrs, it's safe to assume Tumblr ate your ask! I'm still figuring this stuff out. Thankies!~

Meet my new ✨S!NFULLY INDEXED!✨

Please keep in mind I only do this for

✨FUN!✨

So ask with a grain of salt, I may or may not submit our thirst, and the list of things I refuse to write may or may not grow. But still, try me! I’m pretty kinky. 🥴 THANKIES!~

My rules and info:

All Underage characters are aged UP!

No scat!

No (spit/piss)watersports! Willing to try cumplay.

No noncon or dubcon unless the character(s) specified and reader are consenting to yummy RolePlay. 🥴 (Don’t be shy to request Monster!ManxReader, including Incubi[they need Reader consent in dis hous]!)

No drowning, mummification, or full-on public nudity! I'm willing to try semi though~

WE NEED MORE YANDERE x CONSENSUAL!READER PULEASE 🥺👉👈

I don’t write reader skintones(white-POC-other). I will always endeavor to keep this sort of stuff neutral so readers can insert themselves. This blog is safe for everyone over 18, no matter ur ethnicity sweeties! 🥴 Also, to note; this ✨does not✨ expand to certain species!reader or species!character for obvious reasons-as an example, the typical fantasy orc is usually green, after all!

Who I write for!

Jujutsu Kaisen!

SUKUNA RYOMEN

MAHITO

KENTO NANAMI

SATORU GOJO

SUGURO GETO

YUJI ITADORI

MEGUMI FUSHIGURO

YUTA OKKOTSU

TOJI FUSHIGURO

TOGE INUMAKI

AOI TODO

My Hero Academia!

YAGI TOSHINORI

TAKAMI KEIGO

AMAJIKI TAMAKI

AIZAWA SHOUTA

SHIGARAKI TOMURA

BAKUGO KATSUKI

DABI

TODOROKI SHOTO

TODOROKI ENJI

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO

KAMINARI DENKI

TENYA IDA

TOKOYAMI FUMIKAGE

SERO HANTA

CHISAKI KAI

TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU

TOYOMITSU TAISHIRO

SAKAMATA KUUGO

YOARASHI INASA

MIDORIYA IZUKU

TOGATA MIRIO

YAMADA HIZASHI

BUBAIGAWARA JIN

SIR NIGHTEYE

Demon Slayer!

HASHIBA

KAMADO TANJIRO

AGATSUMA ZENITSU

I Was a Teenage Exocolonist!

SYM

DYS

Trigun Stampede!

MILLIONS KNIVES

VASH

WOLFWOOD

I AM WILLING TO TRY WRITING OTHER CHARACTERS! ;D

COMMUNITY LABELS!~

I am taking part in Tumblrs new community labels update, and as of the day of this post, I've added labels to my corresponding pieces!

I write violent pieces(canon-violence and yummy yanderes), sexual content, and one or two(maybe more!) of my pieces include the use of or imply drugs and alcohol. If you are fine with these topics, and are the legal age for sexual content, please read this, it shows you how to tick everything! 💞

And please understand I live in a place where people under 18 are considered minors! Please respect this, as my works will forever be up and readable, so please wait until you are 18 to interact with my nsfw stuff in any shape or form! THANKIES!~

Fin

((Making this a pinned post for those on mobile who may have trouble accessing the rules & muse list))

RULES & ABOUT MUN

General

1. PG-13 level is preferred, but I am willing to go NSFW level at times, depending on the content.

2. Swear words will be few and far between, depending on the muse of course.

3. Considering the fandom, violence is to be expected.

4. Open to AUs, canon, crossovers if I know the fandom, etc.

5. If you do not specify a muse in asks, you are automatically going to get Urahara as a response (unless another muse feels inclined to answer, but it’s usually Urahara anyways)

6. Highly Selective and private. If we are not mutuals, I will not interact in threads or one-liners. You can send in asks, but that will not guarantee a response. 

7. I do not interact with OCs, with a few exceptions: if we already know each other and have spoken for quite some time, and have had at least one semi-long thread together. Then, and only then, will I interact with your OC. Otherwise, please do not approach me. 

Shipping

8.Multi-ship for any gender. But there has to  be chemistry. Different muses have different sexualities as well, so make sure to discuss with me.

9.TO BE REPEATED FOR THE BACK: THERE MUST BE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN OUR MUSES FOR ANY AND ALL SHIPPING! There must also be chemistry between us muns, if I don’t feel as though we get along, then there won’t be a ship!

10. Any sexual or romantic relationships between muses where there is not chemistry are not ok with me! ALSO! Any/all ships of that sort where it may not necessarily be healthy, ie forced/hypnotism/etc are included amongst those that I am not comfortable with doing. One of the few exceptions is Gin/Izuru, and that is only because Izuru will be eagerly consenting.

11. No hypnotism interactions at all unless it is Aizen, and we have discussed beforehand. Not only that, but when I say hypnotism in regards to Aizen, I mean it in the context of what his zanpakuto does: changes your senses, but does not make you his slave.

12. If you are a minor, just leave. Close the tab, and get off of my blog. I will not interact with you. If your muse is a minor, we may have some discussion. In general, I am very uncomfortable with child muses. My definition of minor, for muns at the very least, is if you are BELOW THE AGE OF 21.

Courtesy

13.  If we start interacting and at any point you decide to unfollow, I will not hunt you down to demand a response or anything like that. Once I notice that you have unfollowed, I will just quietly unfollow in return and go about my business. In return, I ask that you grant me the same courtesy if I choose to unfollow first for any reason.

14. If you are the type who likes to plot, that is fine. I myself am someone who sets the muses loose and see what happens, but I can plot too. I am flexible that way.

15. Please keep in mind that mun is a fulltime student, and also have health problems and other RL situations that can sometimes get in the way. Replies can take a while, so please be patient.

16. When you reply to something I have tagged you in, such as a thread, or if you have replied to one of my asks, I will sometimes, if not always like it. The like is my way of letting you know that I have seen it, and that I will be working on my own reply (or moving it to a thread in the case of asks) as soon as I am able. In other words: it’s your sign that it is now either in my drafts or queue. But I don’t always remember to like it, as my memory is fault at best. Please feel free to come and ask me if I’ve seen it!

17. Another thing to note is that most if not all of these muses have a tendency to interact with each other. I will try to tag things appropriately, and please let me know when there is a muse that you would not like to interact with so I can try to avoid letting them poke their noses into threads that they don’t belong in.

18. My memory is extremely fickle, because of a variety of things that I have been through over the years. I will not always remember to tag things, between how little triggers me and the fact that I forget more often than not, so please proceed with caution. If you need me to tag something, let me know. If it is down in writing (typed) in a chat or something where I can look over it again, there is a better chance of me remembering. But also remember that it is up to you to remind me if I mess up, especially since I am warning you now about my memory. Be polite and respectful, and I will grant the same in return. I am only human and I will do my best to accommodate you, but it is not my job to remember all of anyone’s triggers, it is up to you to remind me if needed, or have them somewhere that I can find easily.

19. I myself am not triggered by a whole lot, but I will ask you to please tag things like sexual assault. On a good day I can handle it just fine, on a bad day I cannot, and if I am caught off-guard by it (IE an ask sent that talks about it) without necessarily expecting to see it, that can and will trigger me. Most anything else is fair game, though you can always come and ask me.

Blocking

19. I will reserve the right to block you if at any point I begin to feel uncomfortable, if you break my rules despite multiple warnings, or if I find out that you are a minor and have lied about your age. I may not always let you know that you have been blocked.

20. I try to live with the “3 strikes” rule. Which is to say, I will give you two warnings if you break my rules, the third time and you will be blocked. Depending on the severity and what rule you broke or whatever reason I may have for wanting to block you, it may be either a softblock or a hardblock. 

Mun

My name is Starry, she/her, and I am of age. As mentioned previously, I am a full-time student at a university. Beyond that, there isn’t much for you to know. Should we become close and I trust you, I might tell you more.

MAIN MUSES

Izuru Kira

Shuuhei Hisagi

Kisuke Urahara

SECONDARY MUSES

Renji Abarai

Ikkaku Madarame

Gin Ichimaru

Grimmjow Jeagerjaques

Akon (Squad 12)

Rikuu Togakushi

BY REQUEST ONLY MUSES

Tesla Lindocruz

Nnoitra Gilga

Ulquiorra Cifer

Shunsui Kyoraku

Sousuke Aizen

Szayelaporro Granz

Rangiku Matsumoto

Shinji Hirako

Uryuu Ishida

Kenpachi Zaraki

Coyote Starrk

Byakuya Kuchiki

Yumichika Ayasegawa

Juushiro Ukitake

Ichigo Kurosaki

Rukia Kuchiki

Kensei Muguruma

Rojuro (Rose) Otoribashi

Interest checker

RULES

one: i am changing my approach to my blog and how i run it because i want this hobby to be fun again. what does this mean? it means that this will be a low frills semi-selective, mutuals only blog that will be writing focused. aside from the occasional plotting call, memes will be a great way to break the ice. plotting is also highly encouraged as it makes things easier for me, i don't always do well with winging situations. also despite these extensive rules 9.5/10 times i am more intimidated by you than you are of me.

two: i reply to memes as if i was sending a starter, especially if we do not have active threads going. because of this i participate in what i call "3-strikes-you're-out." meaning if there is a pattern of my meme replies not get a like or even a comment let alone a reply, i will stop interacting with you for a while. if the pattern continues, i will soft block. i'm here to write, i don't appreciate wasting my time or writing.

three: speaking of writing ... i am slow when it comes to replies as i am a full time student and i am currently volunteering, please be patient with me. because of my limited time for this hobby i will be relying on heavily on the queue to post most things. formatting is limited to small text, bold, and italicized font with the occasional icon thrown in.

four: i give the energy i get. which means that if i have made plenty of attempts to interact with you but there hasn't been any ooc communication regarding our thread or my messages go unanswered, i will drop the thread. if you wish to pick up an old thread all you have to do is reach out and let me know. however, if this becomes a pattern start deleting meme replies that have not been answered after 3+ months. if the pattern continues i will hard block. this isn't personal. you're probably super great irl and we could even be friends irl but i've been strung along too long. i don't want my time or energy to keep being wasted on people who string me along.

five: due to the nature of this character, mature themes such as but not limited to drinking, mentions of war, fighting, fictionalized political scenarios, torture, etc will be present. follow at your own risk. i do not write with anyone under 21.

six: this blog is multiverse and multiship, meaning that romantic relationships will never overlap with one another unless specifically plotted that way. and while i am a huge fan of shipping, romantic connections are based on chemistry and reciprocated interest.

seven: speaking of reciprocated interest... i send memes to people randomly on my dash but if i notice that none of the ones i send are getting a reply or if i send but never receive, i will eventually stop sending memes to those specific people. again, i give the energy i get.

eight: smut may make an appearance however i will only write it with those over 21. while i do like writing smut 1) that is not the focus of this blog and 2) if my writing partner(s) does not feel comfortable writing it out, fade to black is always an acceptable option.

nine: i do not have a banned fc list because i do not have the time or energy for that. the only two fcs i do not want to see no matter what are an.a d.e ar.mas and sca*lett joh*nsson. please do not tag me in things with sca*lett as her version of the character is not the one i portray. i will do by best to try and tag things accordingly. i will use suggestive / and suggestive cw along with nsft tw as i see fit. if i forget to tag something, i swear it is not on purpose. please simply message me or send an ask to let me know.

ten: i do not and will not participate in call out posts as it has been shown time and time again that they do not work. i will occasionally vent about my frustrations re the rpc and my experiences which i try and tag with vent / or vent tw.

eleven: credit for the lovely pinned banner is to zanzabug with tweaks to coloring by me. main psd used is by discopada on deviant art with heavy adjustments by me. all icons, edits and gifs posted are created by me.

thank you for taking the time to read my rules ! i am soph / +21 / chic.ana / pst. my disco*d is available to mutuals for writing or chatting and i look forward to writing with you all ! <3

*updated 12th december 2023

non-rp blogs do not interact

All About AijaMiSeSpava!

In the time I've spent writing about Eurovision (just a couple of months), I realize that I haven't really "introduced" myself to you guys. Plus, I could really use a pinned post, so here's one that will introduce you all to me!

So, who is AijaMiSeSpava? I'm Amy, KitKat, whatever. I'm an American Eurovision fan that is here to get some good music and have some fun. I'm 21 years old, and I've been a Eurovision fan since 2021, but have ranked back to 2008 (and hoping to do more). My favorite country is Italy because I notice that they always send something different each year no matter their result and still does well in either the contest, my ranking, or both.

My favorite entries include the ones in my username: Latvia and Serbia 2023 along with Switzerland 2021, Belgium 2015, Turkiyë 2010, and North Macedonia 2012. My favorite winner bounces between 2019 and 2021. And my favorite Eurovision Year is 2015.

Some Eurovision artists I've gotten into: Sudden Lights, Gjon's Tears, Loïc Nottet, Amanda Tenfjord, and Luke Black. This list will grow.

Some Non-Eurovision Artists I like: Taylor Swift, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Billie Eilish. This list may grow.

I'm going to try and follow the entire Eurovision season, and keep up with the Junior Eurovision songs (so, full-time ESC and part-time JESC). But when I'm not catching up with Eurovision, I'm writing fiction, listening to music, attending school, and watching motorsports (mainly NASCAR and Formula 1).

It's so nice to meet you guys, and I can't wait to continue the fun Eurovision season we have ahead of us!

Whumptober 2019 Masterlist

So apparently “Whumptober” is a thing, and as you may or may not have realized this is totally my cup of tea, so I’m gonna try going for it this month! Probably not going to get to do all 31 prompts but I’ll give it a whirl. 

Visit @whumptober2019 for the original post in its entirety.

(fic masterlist) // (ffn) // (ao3)

Prompt List:

1. Shaky Hands [BotW, Zelink: Link remembers, and Zelda notices] 

2. Explosion [BotW: Encounters with Guardians]

3. Delirium [OoT, Zelink: The Hero let his wound fester, and Sheik is left picking up the pieces]

4. Human Shield [Zelink: Overconfidence in the face of a usurper]

5. Gunpoint [MM: Regression and revolvers, and regrets in between]

6. Dragged Away [OoT: Wallmasters]

7. Isolation [MM, Zelink: A God loses to a Demon, and it takes a Goddess to cut him loose]

8. Stab Wound [BotW, Zelink: Zelda’s first foray into unarmed combat didn’t go according to plan]

9. Shackled [OoT: Most people don’t know why this place is called the Shadow Temple]

10. Unconscious [Zelink: Unconsciousness, he was beginning to think, was a very good thing]

11. Stitches [BotW, Zelink: The princess learns what it means to be a bodyguard] [prequel to “Scars”]

12. “Don’t Move” [BotW, Zelink: The Shrine of Resurrection begins its work]

13. Adrenaline [BotW, Zelink: When warriors can’t forget]

14. Tear-stained [BotW, Zelink: The Yiga need answers, and they’re somewhere in Link’s head]

15. Scars [BotW, Zelink: She replays his past, and he doesn’t want her to stop] [sequel to “Stitches”]

16. Pinned Down [BotW: There’s a cave in, and no time to think]

17. “Stay with me” [BotW, early Zelink: He wants her to stay, and she doesn’t want him to leave]

18. Muffled Scream [MM: Encounter with the White Warrior] [prequel to “Humiliation”]

19. Asphyxiation [TWW, Zelink/Tetra: The Queen of the Fairies is holding a grudge]

20. Trembling [TP, Zelink/Midlink: Power he can’t quite quit]

21. Laced Drink [TP: The Gerudo captured a Hylian spy, and they mean to send him home]  [prequel to “Waking Up Restrained” (2020)]

22. Hallucination [BotW, Zelink: The Hero has an unhealthy habit]

23. Bleeding Out [BotW: A blessing becomes a curse]

24. Secret Injury [BotW, Zelink: They’re both hurt, and neither want to talk about it]

25. Humiliation [MM, Zelink: Magic always has a price] [sequel to “Muffled Scream”]

26. Abandoned [OoT, Zelink: Navi leaves, and the Princess does her best to pick up the pieces]

27. Ransom [BotW: The sword weighs the Hero in the balances]

28. Beaten [BotW, Zelink: Link awakens in the Shrine, and a voice is screaming]

29. Numb [BotW: The Yiga hatch a clever plan] [prequel to “Recovery”]

30. Recovery [BotW, Zelink: Link is pretty broken, and Zelda tries to fix him] [sequel to “Numb”]

31. Embrace [BotW, Zelink: The world ends, and they start over] [sequel to “Recovery”]

32. Bonus: Regrets [MM, Zelink, Fic Request: Catharsis] [sequel to “Humiliation”]

Angel Prologue - Part 1

I’m feeling brave so decided to post what I have for the prologue for Angel. It is still just the first draft, and I’m worried that it’s very much an infodump, since it is the first part of the actual story that is going to get read. I do have more but I’m reworking one or two things about it and will post it soon, but any feedback you can give me for the first ~2000 words would be very appreciated!

Tag list (please let me know if you would like to be added or removed!) - @cirianne​, @writeblrbraindump​

May 4th, 2026

I’m late. Father will be most displeased.

I’m also a complete mess, and if I arrive to our Independence Day festivities looking the way I am, I would cause a scandal. It’s unbecoming of the Crown Princess to look and act in such a way. I have my father’s, and my reputation to uphold.

I’m still here in my room, with my friends frantically trying to get me more presentable than I am right now. My friends mean well, they’re trying to keep me out of getting in to trouble with my father, and I admire them for caring so deeply about a man who doesn’t care about what I think.

On the day of our Independence Day festivities, no less. What a cruel irony.

“Please, Andzia, I need to fix this.”

Karolina is one of my Maidens of Honour – the five girls who were assigned to be my companions back when I was 17 years old. They are my only friends in the whole world, too.

Karolina is a tall young woman, just younger than me, with fiery red hair that surpasses her shoulders and emerald green eyes. She’s trying to fix my dress, as the shoulder pad keeps coming loose. Her dress is much simpler than mine – a lilac and violet coloured shin length dip-hemmed dress with a sheer layer over the top of the delicate satin, adorned with golden flowers over the skirt. I have to admit, she’s better at dressmaking than I am. We made these dresses ourselves, and it was now coming back to bite me.

All of my friends are wearing a dress of their own making. It’s a tradition we have here. Our Independence Day is represented by our celebration of springtime, the Flower Festival. My country, to anyone who does not live here, is known only by this event. My country is famous for practically nothing but its flowers.

I can tell that my friends over by the door are getting a little restless waiting. They know there will likely be a telling off for me in store later for this. I wish I cared about that as much as they did.

My friends do look stunning in their dresses, over there. It’s when I’m looking at them, here and now, that I am realising just how much my sour mood is likely to put them to shame. I do feel bad about that, but they aren’t the ones who will be punished for my tardiness. It will be me.

“Are we ready, Kasia?” Zofia asks from her place by the door.

Zofia is my eldest Maiden of Honour, she’s even older than me. She’s a wonderful friend, even if she sometimes takes her job more seriously than I do. It took her longer than everyone else to stop calling me “your highness” when we’re in private. She has long, dark hair with chestnut eyes and tanned skin, and her navy dress is not shy about hiding the prosthetic left leg she wears.

“Please stop Kasia, I think I’m fine now,” I tell her, taking one last glance at myself in the mirror. I’m still a mess, but a better concealed mess. At least, I am compared to what I looked like 20 minutes ago.

“Alright, Andzia,” she surrenders, putting down the box of pins onto the dressing table, and we both make our way to the door.

I pass by my other Maidens over there.

Anastazja is sporting a dress that looks like a rose, a ruffled red skirt that goes down to her shins and perfectly accentuates her athletic figure. Her normally wavy blonde hair is tied up in a ribbon, with small red roses dotted in her hair, something that seems to make her blue eyes shine. She’s fiddling with her shoes, she doesn’t normally wear heels. She can’t get away with it today, unfortunately.

Irena is a bespectacled girl with shoulder-length brown hair, dark blue eyes and tanned skin like Zofia’s. She’s wearing a bright green dress that goes further down, all the way to her ankles. She’s not any taller than me, but she isn’t skinnier either. Honestly, I don’t care about that. She gives wonderful hugs like that.

My final Maiden is Matylda, and she is the youngest of my friends. She’s only just turned 19, which is not much different than me being 21, but she was only 15 when she was chosen for this job. She is small, skinny and wearing a warming yellow and gold dress. When she smiles, she really makes the world seem brighter. She has untameable blonde curls and such bright blue eyes.

The door is held open for me by Zofia, who lets me out of the room first, before we all take off down the corridor together. There’s Sergeant Jelen there, too, stood just to the side of my bedroom door. He’s here for one reason, and that is my protection. He’s only been doing this for a year or so, but I still lament the fact that he’s even necessary. I am grateful to have him now, it’s just unfortunate that where I stand with needing such protection is too little, too late.

Sergeant Jelen is a tall, strong man, with straight brown hair and brown eyes, and he is looking as smart as ever in his uniform – the uniform that marks him as a member of the Royal Guard. A deep, rich green coat, black trousers, and the one thing that marks him as not just a simple guard who patrols the corridors. The small pin on his lapel, with burgundy and dark blue stripes beneath a golden rose. It’s my symbol – the symbol of my position. That pin is so precious that very few have been honoured to wear it – it means that he works directly for me, the Crown Princess.

He’s trailing behind us, as he always does, probably more than a little irritated at my tardiness too.

I can hear a bell tolling somewhere in the distance – the clock tower in the courtyard that signals where I am supposed to be. Ding dong, ding dong, they chime, and no matter how quickly I proceed down this hallway, it won’t make me any less late than I am, ding dong, ding dong. Besides, the festivities do not need me to commence them. Father just likes me to be there when they do commence. Or at least, he did previously.

The normally cold stone corridors are vibrant with colours today, with all the flowers growing here bursting with life. The banners and drapes that hang as decorations from the ceiling are all just as uniform as ever – blue and burgundy. The colours of my family, the colours I wear for only the most important public occasions. The sunshine is streaming in through the windows, catching me in the eyes as I pass, but I don’t care enough to shield them from the intense light. The briefest of shadows that blocks my view when I walk past every wall partition is enough.

I have a hold on the skirt of my dress, my hands clenched into fists as I do so. The orange fabric is itchy, I don’t know why I didn’t just fix last year’s dress. I haven’t grown since then, or at least, I don’t think I have. Why didn’t I –

BOOM!

The sudden noise is enough to grind me to a halt, and the floor shakes almost simultaneously. I can hear my friends behind me gasp out loud with me.

There’s a brief moment between that sound and the next one, it’s a strange silence, where no one is quite able to process what is going on, before it kicks in. There’s something else, and it is getting louder and louder.

“What was…?” I can hear Irena ask that, but nothing more.

The Sergeant is in front of me, protectively, and I am waiting for his word. I have no idea what any of that noise is.

“Go back to your room, now,” he commands, leading me back there within moments.

Once we’re back inside, he stands in the doorway. “I’m going to find out what that was. Stay here, lock the door, do not open it for anyone except me, do you understand?”

We nod, and then another noise echoes through the corridors.

A quiet, muffled, rapid clicking.

The Sergeant notices the sound too, looking out at the corridor, before turning to us for one last instruction.

“Stay away from the windows, stay quiet, your Highness. I will be back soon.”

And with that, he was out of the door, I heard the lock slide into place when Kasia did as he instructed of us, before retreating into the centre of the room with us.

“What is going on?” Matylda asked quietly from the back of us.

“I don’t know,” I croaked, my eyes solely focussed on the door. Waiting. Waiting for someone to either approach, or bang on it, or something. “That… that was an explosion, wasn’t it?”

“Will the Sergeant be okay?” Irena wondered aloud, still keeping her voice low.

Anja had not taken much chance, and had rushed to the windows to draw the curtains, enveloping us in relative darkness. The room was still bright because the curtains didn’t do much to block light, but combined with the lights already being off from when we left the first time.

“Do you think we’ll need to get out of here?” someone whispered.

“Maybe, should we get out of these dresses?”

“I can’t imagine it would do any harm –“

It took a few minutes, minutes we spent agonisingly waiting on the floor as those screams and sounds continued to echo to us. Not quite reaching us, but close enough to be terrifying. We were no longer in our fine, floral dresses. No, instead we were in the clothes we wore yesterday, that we had put out for laundry, that had yet to be collected. My clothing still consisted of a skirt and white blouse, which is not very practical considering the circumstances, but anything is better than the delicate fabric and heels I was wearing before.

Pounding footsteps sprinted past us, pairs of them. More than one person, but they didn’t stop, they ran right past us. I could hear us all collectively breathe again when blissful silence.

But it really didn’t last long.

Barely a minute later, and we can hear banging further down the corridor. Doors being kicked open. Out in the main hallway, there are very few doors that are connected to the corridor because the rooms are very large.

It means that they will be at this door within moments.

With no time to run or hide.

Someone was there, outside the door. No one moved, we all stayed right where we were. We daren’t move, we didn’t have anywhere to go if we could.

They had to know we were in here, the amount they were fighting at the door told me that much. I heard them. It’s not the Sergeant, and his words are the only thing in my head right now. Don’t open that door for anyone except him. Stay quiet.

Whoever was out there, we can’t trust them. Gunfire and explosions taught me that much.

The door gave way soon enough. I had no way to stop that, but the men that stormed in were armed with guns, aimed right at us! Two of them!

“Stay where you are! Hands on your heads!”

Oof, four days and 2700 words later, I’ve finally finished writing this fic based off of @randomslasher‘s post here. Enjoy!

Title: Birthdays Word Count: 2734 Content Warnings: Um, slight angst? Mostly hurt/comfort.

Tagslist: @moose-squirrel05, @didsomeonesayprince, @readeatfightlove13, @anxious-vigil, @theamberrose97, @terminally-anxious

Virgil was pleasantly surprised to wake with the rare sensation of peace and contentment slowing the beat of his heart and keeping his breathing relaxed and even. His eyes strayed to the calendar pinned above his desk and a small smile graced his lips. It was his birthday. While all the sides were physiologically 29 just like Thomas, Virgil had officially formed on this day when Thomas was 8 years old. Were he a real person, Virgil would be 21 and now legally allowed to get drunk. He briefly considered the sensation of drunkenness and decided he didn’t care for it. Alcohol made you do stupid things and say stupid things and sometimes it made you overly emotional and just, no thanks. Virgil will stick to grape Gatorade in a wine glass while sitting fully clothed in a bubble bath. He’d probably be doing that tonight, after movie night of course. It was his own little birthday treat to himself.

Virgil mused over birthdays passed. He never really did much. The lights had barely tolerated him until recently, so it was no surprise they didn’t celebrate with him. And the darks… They weren’t necessarily horrible people. None of them were just inherently evil. But they did tend to live in moral shades of grey, often straying more towards the darker end of the spectrum than the light. More often than not, they caused more trouble than they did good and frequently made Virgil’s job harder. Especially the walking cactus. Ok, he wasn’t really a cactus. But the living embodiment of Thomas’s obsessiveness liked to wear bright green and gel his hair to sharp points in a dozen different directions. He was trying to look like an anime character. Virgil thought he looked like a cactus. When he kicked in, it was hard to get Thomas to get any work done, no matter how much anxiety he funneled into the man. It usually just ended up paralyzing Thomas with worries and that only drove him to sink further into mythical worlds in a vain effort to avoid his responsibilities. Inevitably, Virgil would have to go confront him. Confrontations with the darks usually ended in blood. Again, moral shades of grey. Not evil, but not really good either.

But despite their moral ambiguity, all of them agreed to give Virgil one present for his birthday. For one day a year, Virgil could live with the peace of mind that none of the darks would go around stirring trouble. There would be no confrontations, no blood and bruises, no need to protect Thomas from them. It wasn’t much, but Virgil didn’t mind. In fact, as far as Virgil knew, that was a normal birthday. It’s not like he had a frame of reference to say any different. Of course, Virgil knew when Patton, Roman, and Logan’s birthdays were. He had been informed in no uncertain terms to cause no trouble on those days, to which he happily complied. Even on Thomas’s birthday in years past, he spent those days holed up in his room, making himself as invisible as possible. And none of them had had a birthday since Virgil had been accepted, so he didn’t really know what was normal. He did kind of figure there would be something, since causing no trouble was just normal life for the lights. Still, going down that morning, Virgil didn’t have high expectations.

 “Good morning, Virgil!” Patton greeted cheerily as his dark strange son appeared in the kitchen. Patton was pleased to see a calm smile grace his son’s face.

“Morning, Dad,” Virgil responded with almost equal cheer, albeit in a much softer tone. Patton noticed how calm and happy Virgil seemed to be. It was a rare, but immensely joyous occasion. Patton wasn’t sure what could be causing the uplifted mood, but he wasn’t complaining. If there was one thing they had all learned about Virgil by now, pointing out changes in behavior was probably the quickest way to stop those changes. So, Patton kept his mouth closed. Logan and Roman must have both caught on as well.

“And how are you on this fine day, Green Gay?” Virgil snorted at the nickname.

“Pretty sure I’m purple. If you’re looking for green, talk to Obsession. But, I’m pretty good. How about you?”

“Glittery as ever.” Logan sighed.

“Roman, glittery is not an adjective to describe emotion.”

“It is if that’s how I feel.”

“You can’t feel glittery. It is like saying you feel shiny.”

Yep, that’s how I feel. Shiny and sparkly and glittery.” Virgil wasn’t bothering to hide his snickers at the light-hearted debate.

“Argue semantics later you two. Breakfast time!” Patton walked over with two plates, setting one in front of Logan and the other in front of Roman. Logan reached for the jar of Crofters but Roman flashed his hand forward and grabbed it first.

“Nu-uh. If I let you at it first, there won’t be any left for the rest of us.” Logan looked down, flushing slightly pink.

“That’s… fair.” Roman laughed, Patton and, surprising all of them, Virgil joined in. After a beat, Logan laughed as well. Patton went back to the stove to grab the other two plates as Virgil sat down.

“You go the extra strip of bacon today, Kiddo.” Patton set the happy pancake man in front of Virgil, whose grin seemed to stretch a bit wider.

“I love it. Thanks Pat.” Patton’s confusion was mounting, but he filed it away to think about later.

“My pleasure. Everyone dig in.” The sound of eating filled the kitchen.

 Logan had noticed Virgil’s odd behavior today and while it perplexed him, Logan didn’t want to risk making Virgil uncomfortable by pointing it out. But he did want to keep an eye on him, maybe decipher the cause without alerting Virgil. So, he grabbed a couple books from his shelf, one he had read before and one he had been meaning to loan Virgil anyway as he thought the anxious side would enjoy it. Then Logan went off in search of his fellow left brain.

Logan found Virgil in the recliner in the commons, listening to music with his eyes closed and looking so content, Logan almost didn’t want to disturb him. But it was made moot point anyway when Virgil opened one of his eyes to give Logan a quizzical look. Logan extended the hand holding the book for Virgil. Virgil removed his head phones and Logan took the opportunity to offer an explanation. “I wanted to loan this to you. It is a fascinating book I think you may thoroughly enjoy.” Virgil took the book gingerly, looking between it and Logan for a moment. Then a smile split his features.

“Thank you, Logan. I promise to take good very care of it. Thank you so much.” Logan nodded, not for a second doubting Virgil’s promise. He noted the similarities between Virgil’s behavior at this moment and his behavior at breakfast while Virgil put his head phones back on and leafed through the pages, that same smile sitting on his lips as if it were a permanent fixture now. Logan walked over to the sofa and sat down, opening his own book and beginning to read. Virgil began reading as well and they spent the afternoon like that, silently reading in each other’s company. Every now and then, Logan stole a glance at Virgil, trying to be as inconspicuous as possible. While Logan couldn’t seem to discern the cause of Virgil’s elevated mood, he could at least deduce that it was genuine and was able to mentally cross off the less than pleasant theories he had developed.

 Roman was gleeful and excited. He and Thomas had had a most productive day together. Thomas was incredibly relaxed, which he confused the man until Roman recounted how calm and happy Virgil had been that morning. Thomas had asked why and, though Roman too wished to know and perhaps be able to replicate the event in the future, he did not have an answer, and so kept Thomas’s focus on the next Sanders Sides script. After the heavy weight of the last few videos, Roman was definitely feeling something lighter and happier. Maybe Christmas Caroling? The holiday was fast approaching. Yes, Roman liked that one. Of course, that wasn’t the only idea they had saved. Roman and Thomas made sure they had a sizable list that Thomas could run by Joan. But Roman really liked the idea of Sanders Sides Christmas Caroling video. He really hoped that would be the one Thomas and Joan settled on. Already, he was nearly bursting with ideas for it. Of course, they could wait. It was dinner, then movie time. And Roman knew exactly who should get to pick the film tonight.

“Virgil, why don’t you pick the movie?” The addressed side looked up from watching Patton make popcorn and gather drinks. Roman’s heart stuttered with the way Virgil’s whole face lit up with a smile. Roman could swear he looked like a kid on Christmas morning who just unwrapped their first present and found out it was exactly what he wanted.

“Hm… how about Lilo and Stitch?”

“A capital choice!” Roman boasted.

“Satisfactory.” Logan commented.

“Great choice, Kiddo!” Cheered Patton as he came in carrying a tray of snacks. Virgil’s smile grew. The movie passed mostly as per usual, Patton getting emotional, Logan mummering about scientific inaccuracies, Roman singing any time there was music (even if he was just singing the instrumental) and Virgil watching quietly enraptured, sometimes stealing glances at the other sides on the couch with that smile making his whole face look young and soft and innocent. When the movie ended, Roman was about to suggest another when Virgil stood and stretched.

“I’m turning in for the night guys. It was… it was a good day. Thanks. Try not to stay up all night. You know it keeps Thomas up. Good night.” Virgil was up the stairs before anyone could form a response. Roman was the first to speak.

“Does anyone have any idea what was up with Virgil today?” Patton shook his head and Logan opened his mouth to respond.

“Based on my observations, it seems Virgil was experiencing decreased levels of anxiety and increased levels of happiness. I have eliminated the possibilities that he is faking it or somehow intoxicated. I also doubt that this is the quote unquote ‘calm before the storm’ during a depressive episode as previous experience with Virgil in depressive episodes indicates he is usually less expressive and more reserved. I have considered the possibilities that he is better rested, better hydrated, or both. I also noticed a distinct lack of trouble from the others that might be playing into Virgil’s decreased anxiety, though how he would know that they were not up to something is beyond me. Then again, Virgil’s relationship with them is somewhat less tenuous then ours, so it is possible he knows something we are unaware of.” Logan’s response was a bit long winded, but Roman felt he got the gist of it.

“Basically, you don’t know, but it’s probably nothing bad.”

“Correct.”

“I guess as long as it’s nothing bad, we don’t really need to get involved, do we?” Patton asked. “I mean, he might have just been having an exceptionally good day. Maybe he had a good dream.”

“It is a possibility. But yes, I believe ‘butting in’ when Virgil has not indicated he wants us to know may be inefficient or even counter-productive. It is likely best that we leave well enough alone until there is evidence that we need to intervene for Thomas or Virgil’s well-being.

 Upstairs, Virgil had turned on some music, run his bath, and summoned his drink. He sank into the warm water with a contented sigh and a single thought in his mind. “Best Birthday Ever.”

 It was several weeks before the lights had any sort of answer to that one day of odd behavior from Virgil. They don’t even remember how the topic came up. The previous events became quickly over-shadowed by the new information that soon came to light. But somehow, a normal dinner conversation had turned to birthdays and Patton had oh so innocently asked, “Virgil, when is your birthday? I need to mark it on my calendar.” A perplexed expression crossed Virgil’s face.

“Like, 3 weeks ago?” The sound of eating ground to a halt.

“What?” Patton asked, emotion cracking his voice. “W-we missed it?”

“How could we not celebrate our dear Edge-Lord’s birthday?!” Roman bemoaned.

“Unacceptable,” Logan declared, “This oversight must be rectified.”

“Guys, wait,” Virgil called their attention, “We did celebrate, remember?” All eyes turned to him and Virgil felt anxiety creeping up the back of his neck. He looked down, partially alleviating the sensation. “I-I mean, Pat made me a p-pancake face and gave me the extra bacon. Logan, you- you loaned me a book. It was really good by the way. And Roman let me pick the movie. The others stayed out of trouble like they always do. And I got to relax in the bath. See? We celebrated. It was great. Easily the best birthday I’ve ever had.” Virgil had a small smile on his face as he recalled the day. But when he looked up again, the others had a range of expressions. Patton looked sad. Roman was incredulous. Logan looked skeptical. A pit began to open in Virgil’s stomach as he wondered if he had done something wrong. “What?”

“Virgil,” Logan breathed out. “Is that… your idea of a birthday celebration is a few kind acts and no trouble from the darks?”

“Yeah.” Virgil watched their expressions closely, the pit growing and anxiety twisting to despair. “Is that… wrong?” Silence hung in the kitchen for a moment. Suddenly,

“A BIRTHDAY IS SUPPOSED TO BE FESTIVE!” Roman shouted lividly, startling them all. Virgil flinched back from the sudden noise and a few tears slipped free of Patton’s eye lids.

“S-sorry. I d-didn’t, I don’t, I-” Roman’s expression softened as he listened to Virgil’s stuttered attempt at an apology. Patton got up and walked around the table to give him a hug.

“No. No, sweetie. You- you’ve not done anything wrong. It’s just, a birthday is supposed to be special. Why didn’t you say anything?”

“I don’t- It was special, Dad.” Patton’s hug did wonders to ease the fear and despair in Virgil’s chest, though the emotion was just replaced by immense confusion.

“Virgil,” Roman spoke much softer this time, pitching his voice to be low and calming. “We didn’t know. We didn’t know it was your birthday.”

“You didn’t?”

“No,” Logan stated. “Those were just, normal things, a normal day.”

“Oh.”

“It seems we still have much to learn about you Virgil. And as much left to teach you.” Logan looked to be contemplating something serious. Patton pulled back and looked into Virgil’s wide eyes with his own misty ones.

“A birthday should be a party,”

“With cake and presents!” Roman interrupted.

“It’s supposed to be a celebration of all past years and all the years to come. It is supposed to celebrate you for existing.” Virgil’s eyes began growing misty as well as Patton spoke. “We are so sorry, Kiddo. For ignoring you. For neglecting you. For not making sure you had a proper birthday celebration. You deserve so much more than you’ve gotten and we want to make sure you get it.” It’s times like these that reminds everyone that Patton is more than the happy emotions. The sadness in his voice, the guilt, and the anger Virgil knows isn’t pointed at him. He wants to reach out and comfort the father figure. So he does, both of them leaning into each other’s necks.

“It’s okay, Dad.” Virgil mumbles.

“No, it’s not. But it will be.” Patton speaks with fierce determination that sparks something calm and happy and hopeful inside of Virgil.

 Three days later, Virgil came down to the most elaborate set up he had ever seen in the commons. Even the darks had been dragged out of their respective lairs to join in the festivities. They looked awkward and out of place. It was obvious they had no clue what was going on. Patton made sure to get all of their birthdays too. No one’s birthday in the mindscape never went uncelebrated again.

Tolkien Week day 05: Gear Up! DIY Gandalf’s Hat

Ever since I saw Alan Lee’s illustration on the cover of a LOTR edition, that hat has been engraved in my mind. I was so happy to see it in the movies, and the costume dept really took a lot of care to reproduce it in all of its awesomeness. So for this Tolkien Week I decided to give my geek fandom loving dolls a mini Gandalf hat!

I’m not the most expert miliner in the world though. I do pretty well with modern big ass boho hats, but I’m still perfecting my hennins and haven’t tried my hand at other period or fantasy creations yet. So, first of all I looked for a tutorial, and I found the video below:

Above: Gandalf The Grey Hat - How To by Zab on youtube.

It’s a great and very detailed tuto, very easy to follow. We just scaled the measurements to fit the Nu Face doll who’ll be wearing the hat. Each doll comes with their own factory hair, which is often glued to the head to preserve the hairstyle. Which leads to the fact that, in order to sew a hat for any doll you gotta measure that specific doll’s head. Otherwise the hat might simply not fit or get too large. In the end, it’s not different from doing a bespoke hat, measured for your own head. Only it’s done in 1:6 scale, so up the bespoke hat game level a bit for the mini measuring!

My material list below is for a doll sized hat only guys, so if you’re doing the hat for yourselves, follow the guidelines of the video tuto ok?

You’ll Need:

 Scraps of gray wool - lightweight to medium weight.

A Scrap of fusing

A tiny bit of pillow filling (optional). Depends on the wool weight.

Scissors both for paper and fabric

pins

Iron

a bit of cord

measuring tape

compass (if your measuring tape doesn’t have a hole on the tip)

needles and gray yarn (I wouldn’t try this on the sewing machine guys. It’s too small IMHO. If you decide to try, please let me know how it went.)

paper to draw the patterns and a sharpie, pencil or your patternmaking weapon of choice.

Making it happen:

1 - Pattern Making:

Well, now we follow the instructions on the tuto and adapt when necessary. First to make the brim for a doll you’ll need to measure around your doll’s head. That can be tricky using a measuring tape. So, you get a bit of cord, wrap around your doll’s head where you want the hat to sit in, mark where in the cord the ends meet around the doll’s head, then unwrap it and stretch the cord over the measuring tape to get the measurement!

Once you have the measurement, draw a circle with the value as it’s circumference, giving it a few extra inches, or else the hat will not fit your doll, or will sit straight on his/her head. I gave mine an extra centimeter (approx 1/2 inch), but it’s ok to give it a bit more if you want, since you can always adjust that after testing on the doll’s head. Then, plan your brim. How big do you want it? I planned my brim to have 3 cm (approx 1 1/5 inches) more than my first circumference. That makes it wide enough for a female doll with my doll’s proportions. I’d reccomend a bigger brim for a male doll depending on his own proportions. But I can’t precise now. I intend to make another one for one of my boys, so I’ll update this post when I get the exact measurements.

Anyway, once you’ve planned your brim, draw it as a concentric circle with your first one, with the desired circumference. Then cut the pattern and do as the lady in the tutorial says, and play with the shape around the doll’s head. Clip it a bit to change the shape, and have fun imagining the brim on your doll’s head and the shape you expect it to have while sitting on your doll’s head.

Once you’re done shaping the brim, it’s time to draw the cone. I used the same measurements given by the lady for hers. 21 inches. I just divided them by six. Once you have the proper height, follow the guidelines in the video: draw the height on the fold, and you have your center front. At the bottom, using the hole on the measuring tape, or a compass if your measuring tape is like mine, draw the curve of your cone. Then, use the inner circle of your brim to limit where the cone will close, connect the dots and your cone is ready.

Once you have your cone, again, follow the instructions on the video and drop the front a little bit, and draw another curve that merges with the original one in the back and matches the dropped center front too. I dropped my hat only 1/2 inch. You don’t need more for a doll. Then cut your pattern and cut it twice on the wool.

Above: My pattern pieces cut. Photo by me.

Above: My fabric pieces cut. Two for the outer layer and two for the lining.. Photo by me.

2 - Sewing

Well, i started the sewing process by making an adaptation. The first thing you have to do is applying the fusing to your fabric. According to the video, you apply the fusing to the wrong side of the outer fabric on the cone, and on the wrong side of the lining fabric on the brim so that it stays completely hidden in both cases. Problem is: my fusing is adherent on both sides and not only in one. Soooo I had to cut a third layer for my hat, this time in a thin cotton, to avoid leaving the paper on the fusing - which would make it harder to sew by hand - or leaving the glue exposed, which would certainly ruin the hat when I brought lining and main fabric together and they touched each other. Once that was done though, i just proceeded like she does on the video, and sewed the main fabric shut and then the lining, leaving a hole in the lining to turn the hat right side out later on.

Above: My main fabric shut. You can see the white cotton here covering the fusing on the cone. Photo by me.

Above: My lining fabric sewn shut. I don’t know if you can see the hole, but there’s a gap in the sewing. You can see the cotton here covering the fusing on the brim instead of the cone. Photo by me.

From here on, we followed the video straight on, no changes needed. We’ve joined outer and lining fabrics by the brim, matching the brim sewing, then we’ve turned the hat right side out, ironed it to help flatten, topstitched around both brim and cone for extra flattening, and here came the last bit of change. When we tried the hat on our doll’s head, we noticed the two layers of wool plys the cotton and fuding had already made the hat “fluffy” enough so in the end, there was no need to stuff it with pillow filling. It may not be the case for you guys, ‘cause it’s a matter of taste and of doll size. If you try this for a 16 inches’ doll or an American Girl doll, it will most likely be necessary. Also, even if you’re doing it for a 12′, your wool might be thinner than ours, or it might simply not be fluffy enough for your taste. So, keep that in mind and have some pillow filling ready just in case.

Et voilà! Here’s our hat! Better result photos on Hobbit Day!

Above:

My hat ready for Hobbit Day. Photo by me.

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#i was also there with my two friends who are both straight guys and they were way too busy looking at the anime pins to even notice cjskkfks

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#5

I'm feeling caffeinated and brave enough

so fuck this noise we're coming out fully!

nice to meet y'all, we're a plural collective under the title of NyxOS

we're a non-disordered mixed origins system

our carrd with brief overview of the system can be found here:

24 notes • Posted 2021-11-10 23:19:27 GMT

#4

демка переозвучки Portal на русском

здрасте, я не знаю как большинству но меня подбешивает оригинальный дубляж первой порталки

решение? сделать свой лол

опыта озвучки особо у меня нет, так что сорь если качество не очень

переозвучено все за исключением турелей, они были просто заменены звуками из второй порталки

хз если выпущу файлы, если достаточно народу захочет наверное загружу. все равно субтитры еще править

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hi i was very annoyed by portal's original russian dub

solution? make my own. revoiced like everything aside from turrets, i just took the sounds from portal 2 since they're the same and actually good

idk if i'll release the files, i guess maybe if enough people want to play that

lines in order under cut:

GLaDOS

"Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center."

"We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one."

"Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper."

"Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur."

"For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from-- [bzzzzzt]"

"Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias"

"stand back. The portal will open in three, two, one."

"You are kidding me."

"Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?"

"That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah. [The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]"

"Good news: I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did."

"It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin."

"So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters."

"Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!"

"When I said deadly neurotoxin, the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes."

"I could take a bath in the stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me."

"You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny."

See the full post

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#3

im going insane

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#2

hey so with the whole twitter nft/cryptoart situation there’s more and more users to block and

a guy made a website to easily block lists of accounts!!

it’s very easy to use and it’s much easier than individually blocking every single user

https://blockasaurus.glitch.me

there is a LOT of users on many lists but i’d suggest to start here!

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#1

the whole turret sisterhood idea more like

143 notes • Posted 2021-05-03 07:15:31 GMT

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the all encompassing blunt truth about what it means to take total responsibility for your life. (You’ve never heard this definition before)!

But the incredible weekend didn’t stop there. We also covered —

how I lost 80 pounds after a lifetime of struggle with obesity,

how I manifested, not one, but two BMW sports cars,

what we would welcome if it came “out of the clear blue sky,”

why Vedic Astrology is better than Western astrology,

two surprise guest speakers dazzled us with their insights and confessions,

I revealed what I secretly did with a pencil eraser to make my book Life’s Missing Instruction Manual a #1 bestseller.

the astonishing weekend ended with a spiritual gifts inventory, that was so moving there wasn’t a dry eye in the house,

how to you tell the difference between the Divine and your Ego,

how does one top car salesman sell without selling,

There were more surprises, insights and discoveries that I can’t remember right now. (At one point I did spontaneous psychic readings, which held everyone in a hypnotic moment frozen in time)! I’ll have to listen to the audios of the event, too, to remind myself of all of them.

But something bigger occurred at the event than just information, stories, and techniques!

It came from being in the blissful “Z State” and asking…

Where would you fly if you had wings?

This “spiritual retreat” moved me to tears. I got a standing ovation at the end of the event. But I didn’t deserve it. All I did was act on an inspiration that told me to host something called: “The Manifestation Weekend”. From there, I was winging it.

But the funny thing about winging it is that you have wings.

And when you have wings, you can fly!

And when you fly with the type of energy that was among these noble and open minded leaders, you soar as if you’re wearing a jet pack and you’re cleared to land anywhere you can imagine!

I wish I could convey in words the overwhelming divine power of the weekend. We were in a non-stop moment-by-moment state of exhilaration.

Since I can’t describe the event, I’ll let others do it…

Here’s what just a few of the attendees said —

Obviously, the buzz of high energy was thick at the event. People shared and connected and supported in ways I have never seen before, and I’ve been around the block when it comes to self improvement, personal growth, spiritual and marketing matters, meditation, and more. I’ve written about a lot of my own personal journey in my books, Adventures Within and of course in The Attractor Factor.

But this weekend was off the charts. When I asked the group to rate the event on a scale of 1 to 10, all gave it a 10 and most said it was a 15 or even a 20. It went way beyond their expectations, and even mine.

In fact, the entire weekend was about how to go Beyond Manifestation.

It was truly miraculous.

People paid $1,000 each to attend the event live.

Plus they paid their travel, room and board expenses.

The good news for you is you can now experience the weekend right where you are sitting. You can invest in the audio recordings, the transcripts and manual, and relive the energy, love, wisdom and more, all at your leisure.

And you can do it for far less than $1,000.

Hi Everyone,

Thanks so much for a miraculous weekend. Each and every one of you added to the magic of the weekend. Saturday was miraculous in being able to go 24 hours completely present with no “thinking” going on in the mind. I enjoyed spending time visiting with and getting to know each of you. It was so wonderful how we were able to connect at such a deep level and share all of the wonderful things we were learning with each other. Each of us had our own process yet we overlapped in many areas and could learn from each other.

I reached a whole new level of awareness that weekend. I came home Monday and went back to my “should be life” that I created for my beautiful 4 year old son. I spent much of Monday saying thank you, I’m sorry, please forgive me, and I love you. I didn”t realize how many things I actually resisted or mentally pushed against in my world.

Coming home from the weekend was amazing to me because I had the experience of seeing how our projections affect our experience and how Ho’oponopono could help you change that reality.

I took my son to the park and he was playing with another 4 year old. Then three kids slightly older came into my view. One child was a bully and picking on the other two by pinning down their arms. They were yelling, “Stop it or we will tell your mom.” Immediately I felt my reaction to this “Bully” and at first just said, “Hey, that is not nice.” I wanted to say, “Why are you such a bully?”, and caught myself and started saying thank you, I’m sorry, please forgive me, I love you.

For a few minutes he joined us in a different reality and asked my son to take a turn throwing his toy. He was sweet, courteous, and took turns. Then the parents called the boys over. Right after leaving us I saw him revert back to the agreed upon reality they had created of him being a bully. Coincidence?

I notice that today is day 4 of being home and the mantra seems to be decreasing but is much more intentional. I found myself using the eraser and doing the mantra on a project.

What fun I am going to have moving from my “should be life” to “my want to be life”. I hope some of us will be able to continue to share that process with our new found friendships.

Sincerely,

Debra Kahnen RN, ND

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I almost moved to Las Vegas because I keep running into debt conscious people who were not interested in anything about me, business or personally. Using Joe’s Attractor Factor principles I have manifested many wonderful things. I found my girlfriend after a Vitale event in February.

We talked after the event in the hotel bar for hours and starting dating a couple of days later. I’ve also manifested a new business in real estate investing that has more leads than I can handle right now.

After this weekend at the Manifestation weekend I am manifesting my idea for prosperity games. When like-minded people get together wonderful things happen. The weekend was truly inspiring.

I learned much more about how to manifest. Listening to what people are grateful for was priceless. I can’t wait for the reunion. I love you. Thank you. I’m sorry. Forgive me. People at the weekend understand what this means. This event is for prosperous open-minded people that want to manifest more in their lives.

Thank you Joe for making this event happen. Also thank you for the ton of books that you gave away. You are truly a prosperous person.

Chris Sherrod, The Prosperity Guy

www.theprosperityguy.com

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“Joe’s Manifestation Weekend has opened my heart and mind on a new level… I have spent many years working with energy, and this seminar, with its processes, as well as insights from other valuable people who were part of it, added a depth of understanding and experience that has already allowed changes and miracles. Joe’s willingness to be real — authentic and spontaneous– and to TRUST, made this event what it was… and helped me to know that I could trust my own self to be guided into inspiration and action, too…that I could trust, and be, myself in even more ways than I had been. I feel a clearer path as a result… and I wouldn’t have missed this for the world…”

Mathes Jones www.nostruggleplan.com

I truly feel that this weekend was an eye opening experience. I feel as if for the first time in my life I can see things clearly. The past weekend also gave me the opportunity to step away from my current life and to view some of the things I’ve been doing “wrong”. Amy

This weekend allowed me to put my goals into perspective and see how easily I can obtain them. It gave me a chance to look at myself and the message I am sending out to the world. Ronnie

We both felt that this weekend changed our lives forever, for the better, of course. We also feel very grateful to everyone for their ideas and support.

Thank you for helping to put this whole thing together.

Ronnie and Amy Terrill

Joe Vitale’s “Manifiestation Weekend” began with surprisingly open warmth among strangers and ended with amazing love and joy among friends–all unplanned. Joe and Dr. Len wrought glorious magic.

Evelyn Cole The Whole-mind Writer write-for-wealth.com

It’s been a mere seven days since I returned home from Joe Vitale’s Manifestation Weekend and I can hardly count the number of miracles since. Like a sponge, I soaked up the energy, the lessons and the message, and now my results are manifesting at lightning speed.

To name a few of my tangible results in the past 7 days: new clients are flocking to me, new contracts are appearing out of thin air, I’ve been approached for at least 5 joint ventures, my opt-in list has increased by a whopping 60%, I’ve been asked to make a ‘celebrity appearance,’ and I can hardly keep up with all the amazingly inspired ideas that are coming to me out of the clear blue sky.

All of this has happened with no force, no “trying,” no real effort at all on my part. It has all quite literally flowed to me, easily, effortlessly, abundantly. When I get an idea, I now take action immediately, and I am positively blown away by my results. Joe, thanks for sharing the “eraser” method, as I know this one tip has helped grow my business exponentially in just ONE WEEK. I can’t wait to see what happens next.

Eternally grateful, Amy Scott Grant http://get.thesuccessmethod.com http://newsuccess.org

Disclosures

“The Manifestation Weekend audios are FULL of information that can TRANSFORM one’s life. I was especially in tears when others were in tears, smiling at the jokes and when I heard others smile in their voices, and laughing.AH, the laughing..I NEEDED THAT!! I haven’t laughed that much in a long time.”

Jennie Maples Teleseminar Transcriptions

A few years ago, my husband, Craig, and I celebrated the birth of our youngest son, Hayden.

We delivered our baby via a home birth and we were thrilled to be blessed with what we believed to be a bouncing, healthy, baby boy. Then, two weeks later, while Craig was away on a business trip, without any warning, our child instantly turned black and died in my arms! He completely stopped breathing!

The ambulance arrived just in the nick of time and once we made it to the hospital, the diagnosis we received was that Hayden had a severe bladder infection, due to the fact that he was born with 4 kidneys and extra ureters, which also resulted in him having kidney reflux. We were given some interim procedures while we waited for Hayden to have his first major surgery. Unfortunately, there would be another emergency visit to the hospital for a secondary infection at 3 months old. This infection was later followed by a series of invasive tests, and later, a bladder surgery and circumcision at 18 months old.

Once home from this operation for a mere 4 hours, we had to take another emergency trip back to the hospital by ambulance, for Hematoma on his bladder incision, hernia and blood loss. Just when we thought things couldn’t get worse, in November 2005, we made another midnight emergency visit to the hospital for a hernia and twisted testicle surgery.

After this entire ordeal, we believed that (according to our doctors), Hayden was out of the woods, only to discover 2 months later that he would need to have bladder surgery, yet again. We painfully discovered that his initial surgery only took on one side of his little body.

Our follow-up visit in February 2005, indicated that he would need another surgery to relieve blockages in the upper pole of the right kidney, causing fluid retention. The toll that this experience has taken on our baby (and the rest of our family) has been beyond words. After years of trying EVERYTHING (from healthy remedies, proper diet and nutrition, meditating, prayers, asking others to send us positive energy, utilizing the power of positive thinking and visualizing 100% health unto Hayden, and hundreds of other techniques, etc.), no matter what we tried, nothing seemed to create the solution we were in dire need of.

Then, one day, “out of the clear blue sky,” Craig and I were blessed to be invited by Joe to attend his Manifestation Week-end as his guests ” this was a gift that we knew we could not turn down and that, despite our busy schedules, we KNEW we just HAD to go, no matter what!

As a result of our attending the seminar, our lives have completely changed! We learned all sorts of new techniques to add to our magic bag of tricks and I BELIEVE that we were able to experience A MIRACLE because of it! The Monday, following the Retreat, Hayden had to go in for another check-up, in order to determine whether he would need his third major surgery or not.

Once we arrived at the doctor”s office, we couldn”t believe our ears”the doctors finally gave Hayden a clean bill of health! We were told that Hayden was not going to need anymore surgeries!!!!!!! And we owe this MIRACLE to all the incredible people we met at Joe’s seminar, at the perfect moment, at the perfect time, who helped us overcome such overwhelming odds! Our lives are forever changed and for that, what more could we possible say ” other than””..

Thank you I love you God Bless! Love,

Aimee

Aimee Rousseau Perrine, Austin Artist

www.AimeePerrine.com

Disclosures

Hi Joe:

As you know, I played the role of the “resident skeptic” during Manifestation Weekend. As you also know, I completely loved every minute of the challenge, the growth and the fun. The skeptic (in reality, I merely ask great questions!) soon became the believer!

How many years have I been a Vitale fan? Geez…lost count. Hanging out with you in-person was great, but the group dynamic, no-doubt captured in audio, just rocked my world.

So, here’s my small testimony: on the way home to Dallas, my life changed forever.

First, I released a major personal issue that I was previously unable to overcome. The “cleaning” did the trick…so simple, so profound. Second, I made a declaration and intention to the universe for two things so HUGE — and both are now flooding into my life in ways that I never before would or could have believed.

Joe, your a man far beyond “marketing” — and the words “thank you” simply do not suffice.

But I’ll try ’em anyway — THANK YOU!

And, yes, “I love you.”

Sincerely,

Jon Benson Creator, The M-Power Series www.mpowerseries.com

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Ten Reasons Why You Should Do Everything At Once

Today I was sitting in a lecture listening to my teacher bemoan the productivity of a colleague. This colleague (whose name I couldn’t bother to write down) is on the short list for the Nobel Prize, has written dozens of books in his spare time and holds down a demanding teaching job at a prestigious school while raising a family and participating actively in various leagues, committees and so forth. My teacher kept saying of his books, “He wrote that one IN HIS SPARE TIME! His SPARE TIME!”

Have you ever met one of these people? Someone who has many lives at the same time and they seem to be pulling them all off? They can do just about everything and with so much style and class we can’t approach their greatness even on our best days?

I look to these people for help. Right now (and for the last three years) I have taken on everything at the same time without any thought (or iota of caring) as to if this was healthy or not.

Oh, I’ve heard all the arguments. “It’s better to go in one direction at fifty miles an hour than five directions at one mile an hour.” and “Don’t be a jack of all trades and master of none.” I mostly ignore these arguments.

As I’ve grown older, I’ve realized that I have a working DNA that, no matter how much good advice I get to the contrary, is not budging. For instance, I realized after years of trying, that I am not a morning person and waking up at 4 am is stupid for me. I now ignore all the studies and character assessments labeling early birds as the indomitable masters of reality. Screw them and watch the moon set, is my new motto.

I’ve also tried doing one thing at a time. That does not work for me. I need at least three pigs on the spit at a time, maybe four. I need at least hopes, three directions. This helps me in the following ways:

1. I never get bored. There is always way too much to do and I always have a direction. This is incredibly important to me. As Morrissey says, I am “Drawn to what scares me and scared of what bores me.”

2. If one direction is going badly (and this happens weekly) I have the hope of the other two. Today, I woke up at 6 am and wrote 3,000 words–every one of which stunk hardcore. But I had great sales and my classes weren’t too shabby. Hope remains. Tomorrow the writing will go well but my professors will throw a pop quiz at me on which I will do semi-terribly. Doesn’t matter because the writing will have gone great.

3. I am forced to become ridiculously efficient, or perish. I have to think of every cog and every slot of time and I have to think really carefully about how my systems work. I have to continually question assumptions and obliterate the ones that don’t serve my outcomes. A recent one had to do with destroying the belief that slow writing is great writing. This is not always the case, I am learning. Every day I am finding new corners to smooth out and new systems to implement.

4. I get to practice the art of “Intuitive Procrastination.” This means I may not have time this week for the dental appointment, so I have to put it off, but I do have time to finish the artwork on a cover because I cleared out the day for that task. I may not get to answering that annoying customer, but I will get a paper written. In all things I must assess the ocean of my tasks and determine which objects therein are rocks and which are sand. The rocks are hard deadlines, immovable. You don’t want to crash into them. The “sand” are tasks that time will smooth over and eventually become obsolete–things like dental appointments and naggy emails from corporations to update your credit card information. If I do them today or next week, it won’t matter much.

5. It obliterates depression. On weeks where I get a lot done and have a lot of great interactions, I feel like I have a purpose, and thus feel fantastic. The feeling of no direction is the twin brother to existential meaninglessness and sends me off a nihlist cliffside. Then I’m no good for anyone and tend to pin down friends and family with long verbal essays on the nature of existence and reality and the tragedy of being a thinking being without being an all-understanding being. This behavior horrifies everyone around me. It’s so much better to have a wall to paint or a typewriter to restore. If I am chasing carrots, there is no death.

6. They feed eachother. Oftentimes in my classes I have learned about a painter or artist and can therefore recognize their work, should I come across a print or poster or . . . gasp! The real thing. I hear about philosophical principles that I can work into some fiction. Today I met a guy who is in a fight club. He has califlour ears and everything. His knowledge will help me write my next non-fic book about argument.

7. Things take too long to pay off. I realized that even if I put in 10x effort at the beginning, I won’t get 10x outcome. Effort and reward are often terribly disproportional, mostly because systems are set up to keep newbies out. I can’t get a bachelor’s degree in a year, even if never sleep. The fact is, I can only sign up for 21 credits at a time. Sure, I could triple up by drawing credits from other schools, but most schools don’t let you do that past your generals. Likewise, if I open a new online store, I can list 2,000 items the first day, but I will not make many sales, if any. I have to slowly send out little advertising birdies and accumulate customers first. Because things can take years, I put in effort proportional to the current outcome, plus one. That plus one represents growth. In the random case that things pay off right away (and this has happened!) then, grand! I struck gold.

8. Davinci, the bearded badass himself, was never just one thing, but had many careers, inventions, talents and directions. If I can be like him in any way, I’ll take it . . . Except the beard.

9. Time flies. If you’re waiting for spring. If you’re waiting for the ship to come in. If you’re in the waiting place at all, this is a good way to wait. You hardly notice the time flying. Now, our pseudo-Buddhist-meditating-spiritualist-snob culture extols the virtues of being “in the moment” but to be honest, I want to live in all the moments at once. Tried the whole “being in the moment” thing and I think it’s an idealist concept that never really materializes. Currently, I’m waiting for summer so I can hike again. I’m waiting for stocks to go up. I’m waiting for my next trip. I’m waiting for the end of the semester. I’m waiting for Sharknado 11.

10. I don’t have time for vice. I don’t have time to gossip with the neighbors. I don’t have time to watch the Real Housewives of Burly Idaho (though I’d watch the heck outta that IF it existed), I don’t have time to shop, I don’t have time to make mischief. I DO take time for myself, though, in ways that count harder. I do have time to think and vacation and hang out with people. I don’t have time to waste.

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“These audio recordings of the historic seminar go beyond The Attractor Factor, The Power of Intention, Ask and It Is Given, Beyond Positive Thinking, “The Secret”, and virtually every other “How to Manifest” or “Law of Attraction” book, course, or movie out there. This won’t be for everybody. But if you feel inspired to get this right now, then expect your life to blast into orbit and the results to dazzle and confuse everyone — including you.” – Dr. Joe Vitale www.mrfire.com

If you’re skeptical, don’t bother to read this right now.

But if you’re open minded, then brace yourself for some goose bumps…

Dear Friend,

Take a look at the brief video clip on this page (just turn on your speakers and click the play button) —

What do you notice?

You probably can’t tell by just looking at the video, but maybe you can feel something of the ecstasy these adventurers felt as they experienced the world’s first Manifestation Weekend with me on May 19-21 in Austin, Texas.

I was the first officer on this flight and something greater than all of us was the pilot.

More than twenty-five people came from all over the world, from Mexico and Australia to all points within the USA — All to buckle up and learn how to go past their limits, and onwards and upwards to experiences and insights they may never have imagined before – ever.

These people were no strangers to inner growth. All had read my book The Attractor Factor. All had completed other spiritual retreats, or a spiritual growth workshop, or healing events or even personal enlightenment trainings. Some were professional healers and therapists.

All already knew how to co-create their own reality using the principles in my spiritual books or in the movie, “The Secret”.

But they all came to go past all of that.

They all came to get to “The Z State” — That place where there are no limits and they can truly have, do, or be anything they can imagine.

In fact, from “The Z State”, they can have more than they could imagine…

What Really Works in Manifesting Your Own Reality?

These people wanted more, and were ready for more.

They were ready to learn how to turbocharge their ability to manifest.

They were ready to go beyond what they knew or thought they knew.

They were ready to let go of what didn’t work in order to learn what does work.

The Manifestation Weekend covered everything from —

how to heal yourself and others with a simple three word statement (!),

the truth about intentions and how to set the ones that work,

how “The Z State” has no limits and anything is possible,

how to handle fear in a most surprising way,

why you need to be aware of “hungry ghosts”,

what’s behind the “you” that is reading these very words?,

my psychic power awakening at the hands of a Hawaiian shaman,

a powerful new ho’oponopono meditation method,

some surprising and revealing pointers about marketing and list building,

new ways to clear and clean the limiting beliefs and energies within yourself,

metaphysical copywriting (?!),

how I let my soul guide my business decisions,

personal confessions about what works and what doesn’t in my marketing,

the inside story about the movie “The Secret”, 

the power of listening to the “whiteboard” of life,

how to form your own Master Mind group for support and record-breaking results,

the all encompassing blunt truth about what it means to take total responsibility for your life. (You’ve never heard this definition before)!

But the incredible weekend didn’t stop there. We also covered —

how I lost 80 pounds after a lifetime of struggle with obesity,

how I manifested, not one, but two BMW sports cars,

what we would welcome if it came “out of the clear blue sky,”

why Vedic Astrology is better than Western astrology,

two surprise guest speakers dazzled us with their insights and confessions,

I revealed what I secretly did with a pencil eraser to make my book Life’s Missing Instruction Manual a #1 bestseller.

the astonishing weekend ended with a spiritual gifts inventory, that was so moving there wasn’t a dry eye in the house,

how to you tell the difference between the Divine and your Ego,

how does one top car salesman sell without selling,

There were more surprises, insights and discoveries that I can’t remember right now. (At one point I did spontaneous psychic readings, which held everyone in a hypnotic moment frozen in time)! I’ll have to listen to the audios of the event, too, to remind myself of all of them.

But something bigger occurred at the event than just information, stories, and techniques!

It came from being in the blissful “Z State” and asking…

Where would you fly if you had wings?

This “spiritual retreat” moved me to tears. I got a standing ovation at the end of the event. But I didn’t deserve it. All I did was act on an inspiration that told me to host something called: “The Manifestation Weekend”. From there, I was winging it.

But the funny thing about winging it is that you have wings.

And when you have wings, you can fly!

And when you fly with the type of energy that was among these noble and open minded leaders, you soar as if you’re wearing a jet pack and you’re cleared to land anywhere you can imagine!

I wish I could convey in words the overwhelming divine power of the weekend. We were in a non-stop moment-by-moment state of exhilaration.

Since I can’t describe the event, I’ll let others do it…

Here’s what just a few of the attendees said —

Obviously, the buzz of high energy was thick at the event. People shared and connected and supported in ways I have never seen before, and I’ve been around the block when it comes to self improvement, personal growth, spiritual and marketing matters, meditation, and more. I’ve written about a lot of my own personal journey in my books, Adventures Within and of course in The Attractor Factor.

But this weekend was off the charts. When I asked the group to rate the event on a scale of 1 to 10, all gave it a 10 and most said it was a 15 or even a 20. It went way beyond their expectations, and even mine.

In fact, the entire weekend was about how to go Beyond Manifestation.

It was truly miraculous.

People paid $1,000 each to attend the event live.

Plus they paid their travel, room and board expenses.

The good news for you is you can now experience the weekend right where you are sitting. You can invest in the audio recordings, the transcripts and manual, and relive the energy, love, wisdom and more, all at your leisure.

And you can do it for far less than $1,000.

Hi Everyone,

Thanks so much for a miraculous weekend. Each and every one of you added to the magic of the weekend. Saturday was miraculous in being able to go 24 hours completely present with no “thinking” going on in the mind. I enjoyed spending time visiting with and getting to know each of you. It was so wonderful how we were able to connect at such a deep level and share all of the wonderful things we were learning with each other. Each of us had our own process yet we overlapped in many areas and could learn from each other.

I reached a whole new level of awareness that weekend. I came home Monday and went back to my “should be life” that I created for my beautiful 4 year old son. I spent much of Monday saying thank you, I’m sorry, please forgive me, and I love you. I didn”t realize how many things I actually resisted or mentally pushed against in my world.

Coming home from the weekend was amazing to me because I had the experience of seeing how our projections affect our experience and how Ho’oponopono could help you change that reality.

I took my son to the park and he was playing with another 4 year old. Then three kids slightly older came into my view. One child was a bully and picking on the other two by pinning down their arms. They were yelling, “Stop it or we will tell your mom.” Immediately I felt my reaction to this “Bully” and at first just said, “Hey, that is not nice.” I wanted to say, “Why are you such a bully?”, and caught myself and started saying thank you, I’m sorry, please forgive me, I love you.

For a few minutes he joined us in a different reality and asked my son to take a turn throwing his toy. He was sweet, courteous, and took turns. Then the parents called the boys over. Right after leaving us I saw him revert back to the agreed upon reality they had created of him being a bully. Coincidence?

I notice that today is day 4 of being home and the mantra seems to be decreasing but is much more intentional. I found myself using the eraser and doing the mantra on a project.

What fun I am going to have moving from my “should be life” to “my want to be life”. I hope some of us will be able to continue to share that process with our new found friendships.

Sincerely,

Debra Kahnen RN, ND

lifedreamsmanifest.com

I almost moved to Las Vegas because I keep running into debt conscious people who were not interested in anything about me, business or personally. Using Joe’s Attractor Factor principles I have manifested many wonderful things. I found my girlfriend after a Vitale event in February.

We talked after the event in the hotel bar for hours and starting dating a couple of days later. I’ve also manifested a new business in real estate investing that has more leads than I can handle right now.

After this weekend at the Manifestation weekend I am manifesting my idea for prosperity games. When like-minded people get together wonderful things happen. The weekend was truly inspiring.

I learned much more about how to manifest. Listening to what people are grateful for was priceless. I can’t wait for the reunion. I love you. Thank you. I’m sorry. Forgive me. People at the weekend understand what this means. This event is for prosperous open-minded people that want to manifest more in their lives.

Thank you Joe for making this event happen. Also thank you for the ton of books that you gave away. You are truly a prosperous person.

Chris Sherrod, The Prosperity Guy

www.theprosperityguy.com

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“Joe’s Manifestation Weekend has opened my heart and mind on a new level… I have spent many years working with energy, and this seminar, with its processes, as well as insights from other valuable people who were part of it, added a depth of understanding and experience that has already allowed changes and miracles. Joe’s willingness to be real — authentic and spontaneous– and to TRUST, made this event what it was… and helped me to know that I could trust my own self to be guided into inspiration and action, too…that I could trust, and be, myself in even more ways than I had been. I feel a clearer path as a result… and I wouldn’t have missed this for the world…”

Mathes Jones www.nostruggleplan.com

I truly feel that this weekend was an eye opening experience. I feel as if for the first time in my life I can see things clearly. The past weekend also gave me the opportunity to step away from my current life and to view some of the things I’ve been doing “wrong”. Amy

This weekend allowed me to put my goals into perspective and see how easily I can obtain them. It gave me a chance to look at myself and the message I am sending out to the world. Ronnie

We both felt that this weekend changed our lives forever, for the better, of course. We also feel very grateful to everyone for their ideas and support.

Thank you for helping to put this whole thing together.

Ronnie and Amy Terrill

Joe Vitale’s “Manifiestation Weekend” began with surprisingly open warmth among strangers and ended with amazing love and joy among friends–all unplanned. Joe and Dr. Len wrought glorious magic.

Evelyn Cole The Whole-mind Writer write-for-wealth.com

It’s been a mere seven days since I returned home from Joe Vitale’s Manifestation Weekend and I can hardly count the number of miracles since. Like a sponge, I soaked up the energy, the lessons and the message, and now my results are manifesting at lightning speed.

To name a few of my tangible results in the past 7 days: new clients are flocking to me, new contracts are appearing out of thin air, I’ve been approached for at least 5 joint ventures, my opt-in list has increased by a whopping 60%, I’ve been asked to make a ‘celebrity appearance,’ and I can hardly keep up with all the amazingly inspired ideas that are coming to me out of the clear blue sky.

All of this has happened with no force, no “trying,” no real effort at all on my part. It has all quite literally flowed to me, easily, effortlessly, abundantly. When I get an idea, I now take action immediately, and I am positively blown away by my results. Joe, thanks for sharing the “eraser” method, as I know this one tip has helped grow my business exponentially in just ONE WEEK. I can’t wait to see what happens next.

Eternally grateful, Amy Scott Grant http://get.thesuccessmethod.com http://newsuccess.org

Disclosures

“The Manifestation Weekend audios are FULL of information that can TRANSFORM one’s life. I was especially in tears when others were in tears, smiling at the jokes and when I heard others smile in their voices, and laughing.AH, the laughing..I NEEDED THAT!! I haven’t laughed that much in a long time.”

Jennie Maples Teleseminar Transcriptions

A few years ago, my husband, Craig, and I celebrated the birth of our youngest son, Hayden.

We delivered our baby via a home birth and we were thrilled to be blessed with what we believed to be a bouncing, healthy, baby boy. Then, two weeks later, while Craig was away on a business trip, without any warning, our child instantly turned black and died in my arms! He completely stopped breathing!

The ambulance arrived just in the nick of time and once we made it to the hospital, the diagnosis we received was that Hayden had a severe bladder infection, due to the fact that he was born with 4 kidneys and extra ureters, which also resulted in him having kidney reflux. We were given some interim procedures while we waited for Hayden to have his first major surgery. Unfortunately, there would be another emergency visit to the hospital for a secondary infection at 3 months old. This infection was later followed by a series of invasive tests, and later, a bladder surgery and circumcision at 18 months old.

Once home from this operation for a mere 4 hours, we had to take another emergency trip back to the hospital by ambulance, for Hematoma on his bladder incision, hernia and blood loss. Just when we thought things couldn’t get worse, in November 2005, we made another midnight emergency visit to the hospital for a hernia and twisted testicle surgery.

After this entire ordeal, we believed that (according to our doctors), Hayden was out of the woods, only to discover 2 months later that he would need to have bladder surgery, yet again. We painfully discovered that his initial surgery only took on one side of his little body.

Our follow-up visit in February 2005, indicated that he would need another surgery to relieve blockages in the upper pole of the right kidney, causing fluid retention. The toll that this experience has taken on our baby (and the rest of our family) has been beyond words. After years of trying EVERYTHING (from healthy remedies, proper diet and nutrition, meditating, prayers, asking others to send us positive energy, utilizing the power of positive thinking and visualizing 100% health unto Hayden, and hundreds of other techniques, etc.), no matter what we tried, nothing seemed to create the solution we were in dire need of.

Then, one day, “out of the clear blue sky,” Craig and I were blessed to be invited by Joe to attend his Manifestation Week-end as his guests ” this was a gift that we knew we could not turn down and that, despite our busy schedules, we KNEW we just HAD to go, no matter what!

As a result of our attending the seminar, our lives have completely changed! We learned all sorts of new techniques to add to our magic bag of tricks and I BELIEVE that we were able to experience A MIRACLE because of it! The Monday, following the Retreat, Hayden had to go in for another check-up, in order to determine whether he would need his third major surgery or not.

Once we arrived at the doctor”s office, we couldn”t believe our ears”the doctors finally gave Hayden a clean bill of health! We were told that Hayden was not going to need anymore surgeries!!!!!!! And we owe this MIRACLE to all the incredible people we met at Joe’s seminar, at the perfect moment, at the perfect time, who helped us overcome such overwhelming odds! Our lives are forever changed and for that, what more could we possible say ” other than””..

Thank you I love you God Bless! Love,

Aimee

Aimee Rousseau Perrine, Austin Artist

www.AimeePerrine.com

Disclosures

Hi Joe:

As you know, I played the role of the “resident skeptic” during Manifestation Weekend. As you also know, I completely loved every minute of the challenge, the growth and the fun. The skeptic (in reality, I merely ask great questions!) soon became the believer!

How many years have I been a Vitale fan? Geez…lost count. Hanging out with you in-person was great, but the group dynamic, no-doubt captured in audio, just rocked my world.

So, here’s my small testimony: on the way home to Dallas, my life changed forever.

First, I released a major personal issue that I was previously unable to overcome. The “cleaning” did the trick…so simple, so profound. Second, I made a declaration and intention to the universe for two things so HUGE — and both are now flooding into my life in ways that I never before would or could have believed.

Joe, your a man far beyond “marketing” — and the words “thank you” simply do not suffice.

But I’ll try ’em anyway — THANK YOU!

And, yes, “I love you.”

Sincerely,

Jon Benson Creator, The M-Power Series www.mpowerseries.com

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While attendees paid $1,000, plus travel, you can have the complete package — the entire weekend on audio, as well as the entire course manual and all the transcripts — all for only $97!

Obviously, this is the deal of the year, as well as an investment in your life!

But only order if this feels right to you.

If you’re ready to go beyond what you think you know about manifesting your own reality, consider investing in the weekend that changed lives.

The investment is small.

The potential for change is colossal.

And consider —

Where do you turn when you realize you haven’t been getting all of your intentions?

What happens when you realize you haven’t been in control of every aspect of your entire life?

What would your life be like when you realize there is a better way to live — and you never knew what it was until now?

And finally, what’s better than all of the things you want for yourself?

Get all of the answers, and much more, in the audio program Beyond Manifestation.

There’s not much else to say, except —

Expect Miracles.

Dr. Joe Vitale

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P.S. — Normally I write something hard-hitting in a P.S., to remind you of the importance of grabbing this program right now. We all know that if you wait, you don’t take action. And if you don’t take action, you stay stuck, continuously getting what you’ve always been getting. But I won’t practice “bulldog marketing” or even “Hypnotic Marketing” in this P.S. Instead, I’ll just say I am grateful that you have read this far, and that I love you. Do what you feel inspired to do.

Dr. Joe Vitale www.MrFire.com Member BBB 2003-

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