#yippie ki yay motherfucker
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Die Hard's Hans Gruber and his team of fake terrorists/bank robbers.
#die hard#hans gruber#nakatomi plaza#theo#brothers#13 against 1#1988#john mcclane#john mctiernan#christmas#action#los ángeles#80's#bruce willis#alan rickman#holly genero#NY cop alone#yippie ki yay motherfucker
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With it being Christmas Eve, be sure to leave extra magazines and decently sized shoes under your air vent for John McClane.
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“Much changed, starting with the title. Where Nothing Lasts Forever conjured up images of a James Bond movie or Rock Hudson melodrama, Die Hard left little doubt as to what to expect."
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Modern Elayna and Aegon have an enthusiastic discussion about how Die Hard is a Christmas movie just to piss off Aemond, who refuses to acknowledge Die Hard is, in fact, a Christmas movie
#OC: Elayna Reyne#Elayna starts it by quoting it and it snowballs#Also Aegon about dies when Elayna looks Aemond in the eye and says 'Yippie Ki-Yay motherfucker'
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Happy trails, John.
A/N: I've been meaning to write the captain my captain but he's my holy grail—look but not touch even though I'd beg him to let me make him lonches at 4 am. Also, I watch Die Hard every Christmas because it IS a Christmas movie, argue with your demons. In response to @glitterypirateduck's prompt thing which inspired to me to write something cute and civilized.
“Just once, I’d like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fucking Christmas tree, a little turkey. But no. It’s always ‘Die Hard’.”
“John, love. You’re being overdramatic. It’s just the holidays with my parents.”
You rolled your eyes as you stuffed your clothes into the luggage bag, preparing for the trip.
“I know, love, but I wanted to spend a quiet Christmas with my wife— but no, the in-laws have to call with their ‘Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…’ ", he said with a mocking lilt in his voice.
You snicker and say, “I promise we’ll leave as soon as it’s polite.”
“Sure, sure, I go out and keep the world safe just so when I can get a little reprieve, it’s to not spend it alone with my wife. I’m feeling a little fuckin’ underappreciated.”
You closed the zipper on your bag and went over to the bathroom where John was grumbling his displeasure. Looping your arms around his waist, cheek to his shoulder blade you say, “It’s just Christmas, hun. We’ll have New Year's all to ourselves and we can even have the boys over to celebrate. I’ll even tell you what I got you for Christmas.”
That seems to distract him a bit, as he turns his head a tad with a curious tilt.
“I bought you a Lagavulin 16-year aged single malt scotch.”
His eyes warm with appreciation and he lets out a resigned sigh.
“Right, then. Let’s get this over with.”
Stepping out of the bathroom, you turn to look at the time.
“Jesus Christ, John! We’re gonna need a miracle to get to the airport on time!”
You’re hastily grabbing your bags, yanking them off the bed and you see John on the phone.
“John! Get your bag—”
Suddenly, there are tires screeching outside on the driveway. John walks past you with his bag and picks up yours as well, before jerking his head at you towards the front door.
“You wanted a miracle. I give you— The TaskForce 141”, John says, tossing the bags in the trunk of a truck that has Ghost, Johnny, and Gaz in it.
You don’t even care to question why they’re here— you just hop in the back seat immediately and buckle up.
John’s foot is barely inside the truck when it’s speeding off, tires screeching on the pavement. The entire drive has you almost nauseous with the jerky turns and harsh brakes. At a particularly abrasive step of the gas that has your neck jerking back towards the headrest of the seat, you turn towards John with a white-knuckle grip on the driver and passenger seat— you ask “Who’s driving this car? Stevie Wonder?!”
Johnny, sweet Johnny turns with a confused furrow on his brow and says, “Whad’ya mean, lass? It’s just L.T.”
You’re at the airport in no time with the no-question illegal speed Ghost drove at, and you’re stumbling out of the vehicle with shaky legs. At least you made it.
Gaz grabs the bags from the trunk and places them on the floor but you’ve already run off to check in before it’s too late. John thanks Ghost for the help and after Johnny is rolling his window down— “I heard you’re going to America. To California, specifically.”
John grunts in annoyance at remembering the trip, and he sees Johnny grin cheekily at him before he says, “Yippy-ki-yay, motherfucker!”
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Day 1015
Yippie ki yay motherfucker to all!
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Yippie-ki-yay motherfuckers! Go get 'em. Nuke the orcs.
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[There’s a sparking noise from the phone-and in a flash, something crashes outside the locker.]
WOOOOOOHAHHH-! YIPPIE KI YAY MOTHERFUCKERS!
[Vince knocks on the door politely-]
Helloooo? Anyone need a rescue? ‘Cause I’ll huff and puff and kick this door’s ass!
oh ok, that works I guess
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// I knooooww it's not Christmas yet but I'm still wearing my John McClane Christmas jumper cause......isn't it yippie-ki-yay motherfucker all year round?
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Yippie Ki-Yay, Motherfucker!
Our campaign has officially ended! We found out that Bodie Cress, Peachie's mentor and one of the guild's founders, was behind the many misfortunes our heroes endured. He was a power hungry bastard using whatever was at his disposal to seize control of the guildhall, including his own students. We did a heist to ambush him in a corprorate meeting, during which Billy (centaur, bottom right panel) shattered a glass window for Lucky to push him out of and get his ass. In the aftermath, Nives (top left panel) did a ritual to figure out why the hell Bodie betrayed us and Ramone & Gina (our job fixers, top right panel) worked to try and get Lucky and BIlly out of jail. For her involvement in the betrayal, and to save her own ass, Atricía Tresor (Lucky's cousin, bottom middle panel) destroyed evidence and bailed everyone out to start a new partnership and merge the rival guildhalls under our leadership.
This game was so much fun, and I can't wait to draw post game musings too~ Sorry not sorry for being obsessed with these characters lol
Shout out to the Casatriste gang!
GM: @msmargotelaine
Lucky: me!
Billy Ryder (centaur, bottom right): @the-art-block
Nives Santorro (top left): Alex (not on tumblr)
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"Welcome, to Gunsokyo."
"Yippie ki-yay, motherfucker."
#potato poh tah to ~ mino#fallen leaves ~ shizu#watchers in the garden ~ dash commentary#You must understand that canonically my Aki sisters are fans of gunslinging and (very importantly) have seen Diehard#And there is nothing in canon that denies this
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Late December ‘97
Things have been getting more intense here in Mossvale, and I've been feeling a bit overwhelmed. I've been hitting the gym and practicing with my weapons, trying to stay on top of things, but it's not easy.
I can't shake the feeling that something bad is going to happen, and I want to be prepared for it. That's why I've been putting so much time and effort into my training. I'm not one to take unnecessary risks, but I know that sometimes you have to fight to protect what's important.
There's been some tension between me and Victor lately, and it's been getting under my skin. I don't like feeling threatened or overshadowed, but I also don't want to stoop to his level. I'm trying to rise above it and focus on what really matters.
Quentin is defo being weird with me. I think it’s probably about Immy. I know I can be impulsive at times, but I was just trying to do what I thought was right. It's hard when you feel like you're the only one who cares about doing the right thing.
On a brighter note, I've been learning some new songs on the guitar that have been lifting my spirits. I've been really enjoying "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana, and I feel like it's been helping me process some of the more angry emotions I've been feeling lately. THe fact that it’s easy to play makes it a good one to just play mindlessly, too.
I also found an old VHS tape of "Die Hard" that I've been watching on repeat. It's not exactly highbrow entertainment, but there's something satisfying about watching Bruce Willis take down a bunch of bad guys with nothing but wits fists. Oh, and it’s TOTALLY NOT A CHRISTMAS MOVIE.
I'm not sure what's going to happen next, but I'm determined to be ready for it. I may not be the flashiest fighter or the most powerful spellcaster, but I know that I have a role to play in protecting this town and the people I care about.
Yippie ki yay, motherfuckers.
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Video Essay
(300 words; Quote, JAKOB, text)
Everybody’s scared to make a move.[1]
Here we go…[2]
You know what happens is, everybody gets safe. [3]
Hong Kong…[4]
And when everybody gets safe and nobody tries anything, things get boring.[5]
I’ve been to Hong Kong many times before, but not like this. [6]
0MORE & Jakob Matthaei
starring Anthony Bourdain
DO YOU KNOW ANTHONY BOURDAIN?
You may also know him as A television megastar, a fluid and conversational writer, a social-media gadfly, a pointed cultural commentator, and seemingly everyone’s best friend.[7]
Making fun is serious business.[8] You’re bringing music to people who don’t normally get to hear it. Try making jokes or doing whatever you can to get people out of their shells. Just keep connecting and having fun.[9]
BUT in this world, whenever there is light, there are also shadows.1F[10]
POVERTY, CORRUPTION, WAR, PANDEMICS, CLIMATE CHANGE, HUNGER, PAIN, STRESS, INEQUALITY
This is crazy.[11]
We think too much and feel too little.[12]
Why so serious?[13] Think about yourself at least once in your life otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world. [14] I could solve the world’s problems if I… cared. [15]
presenting
this year
RIDING ON AN ELEVATOR IS AN UPLIFTING EXPERIENCE. IT`S LIKE A RUSH - A SUGAR RUSH.
You’ll never find a rainbow if you’re looking down.[16]
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker.[17]
Remember, if you don’t sin, then Jesus died for nothing.[18]
[1] Chris Rock, The Breakfast Club, 17.05.2021
[2] Anthony Bourdain
[3] Chris Rock, The Breakfast Club, 17.05.2021
[4] Anthony Bourdain
[5] Chris Rock, The Breakfast Club, 17.05.2021
[6] Anthony Bourdain
[7] The New Yorker, July 15, 2021
[8] From an article by Chaplin called “Making Fun” in the December 1916 issue of The Soil
[9] Hovestadt, Buehlmann, Quantum City
[10] Masashi Kishimoto
[11] Alexander, A Pattern Language
[12] Charly Chaplin
[13] Heath Ledger in Batman
[14] Charly Chaplin
[15] Ricky Gervais
[16] Charly Chaplin
[17] Bruce Willis, Die Hard, 1988
[18] Ricky Gervais
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nothing wrong with lying on the earth like a slug from time to time
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I was the one who started the #Supergirl Speculation hashtag last year and damn did we have some fun with predictions, nerding out, comic lore & theories... Here's my last prediction in this tag, considering the number of actors who have left after Flo, this crappy show will totally be canceled after season 4 and it'll totally deserve it and no one will pick it up because this toxic wasteland is not a fandom any network wants and I'll return one last time to dance on this show's grave.
Today, I'm going to celebrate Chris's freedom!
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all Turkish coffee is cowboy coffee
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