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HOUSE NOLAN

of New York

House Crest: the Andean Condor (Vultur gryphus) House Motto: Emo ergo sum (I buy, therefore I am)

Marcia Nolan (née Sloan) — 60, chairman of the board at Jefferson Nolan Rick Nolan — 66, CEO of Jefferson Nolan; an American investment, asset management, and brokerage corporation. Total assets of the company valued at $34.2 billion. Personal wealth: $5.8 billion. Carson Timothy Nolan — 34, Broker at Jefferson Nolan, senior partner. (wife: Claire. children: Millie, 6, and Beatrice, 4) Jude Grayson Nolan — 30, Musician, producer (children: Valhalla, 3 months) Jennifer Vera ‘Jenny’ Nolan — 26, PA (children: Jacob, 8)

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Originally from: Rick’s family have Irish roots, while Marcia’s have English and Polish. Both families have been in America so long they might as well have been on the Mayflower. Rick has a branch of the family living in Mississippi, but being deeply redneck he does not acknowledge them. Fictional family: Without an inkling of a doubt — The Roys. Rick is Logan Roy, Carson is Kendall, Jenny is Shiv without the responsibilities, and Jude is an even mix of Connor and Roman, with a dash of Greg. Black sheep: Jenny and Jude. Which one is the blackest sheep? They tend to outdo each other every month, but Jenny is better at keeping a low profile/playing daddy’s princess. Top disaster vacation: Zermatt. Not only did Rick book two separate hotels, one for his mistress and one for the rest of his family — but pretty much the rest of that vacation in the Swiss alp ski resort town unfolded in a disastrous fashion. The family in one word: Loaded

If you family were on a desert island and survival was of the essence, who would be the most helpful? Who is getting sacrificed?

Jude would possibly be helpful. Then again, he might just sit there refreshing his phone’s wifi attempting to get it to work. Carson would be the first to get sacrificed and eaten.

~ze detailed headcanons~

Rick Nolan: The Real Wolf of Wall Street™. Jordan Belfort meets Logan Roy. The Ty Warner penthouse suite at the Four Seasons is reserved exclusively for him anytime he is in the city on official business.

Rick is on the Forbes billionares’ list. Nolan fam wealthy AF.

Like, super wealthy.

They have a private jet (and a helicopter).

Basically the Roys from Succession if the black sheep of the fam were a crust punk and a stripper.

Jude grew up in a mansion with a maid and a nanny and a driver the spoiled little shit.

Jude’s fav sibling: Jenny. But Carson comes in at a close second.

Irregardless of their wealth and holidays spent in France and Italy, Rick Nolan wanted the kids to grow up relatively normal. This is why he enrolled them all in a public school in Stony Point.

But college was srs business and he made sure Carson got into Yale.

With Jude they had less luck, he ended up in Columbia (and dropped out a few semesters later).

The black sheep of the family is def Jenny tho. Got pregnant at sixteen & dropped out & left when her mother started listing abortion clinics.

She moved to Philly with the babydaddy and became a stripper to support herself and Jake after he was born. They’re on decent terms now though and she happily accepts Marcia’s checks.

Jude dropped out of Columbia and told his parents he was starting a band, and also that he was going to support himself.

Since dropping Jude has only relied on his own money and means, even if that meant being completely broke at times, and he is very proud of that fact.

Jude had a brief period from 2011-2014 when his band Voodoo Kennedy made it big. Rick was asked for a soundbyte about the band and briefly said upon exiting a courtroom: “Never heard of them.”

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